syke!-life-is-awesome

‘Cause if I wasn’t a fat kid in high school, I would have never listened to punk rock.
And if I knew how to throw a football, I would have never played any music.
And if never got my heart broken, I would sing “blah blah fucking nothing.”
And if you didn’t fuck my ex-girlfriend, I would still owe you three-thousand dollars.
And if I never lived in that van I wouldn’t have met Chris or Steve or Alex or James or Middagh.
And if I never worked in a basement I would have never quit my job.
And if I had a big emo band or dropped out of college, I would have never met you, man.

‘CAUSE IF I WASN’T A FAT KID IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WOULD HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO PUNK ROCK.


AND IF I KNEW HOW TO THROW A FOOTBALL, I WOULD HAVE NEVER PLAYED ANY MUSIC.


AND IF I NEVER GOT MY HEART BROKEN, I WOULD SING “BLAH BLAH, FUCKING NOTHING.”


AND IF YOU DIDN’T FUCK MY EX GIRLFRIEND, I WOULD STILL OWE YOU THREE-THOUSAND DOLLARS.


AND IF I NEVER LIVED IN THE VAN, I WOULDN’T HAVE MET CHRIS, OR STEVE OR JAMES, ALEX OR MIDDAGH.


AND IF I NEVER WORKED IN A BASEMENT, I WOULD HAVE NEVER QUIT MY JOB.


AND IF I HAD A BIG EMO BAND OR DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE, I WOULD HAVE NEVER MET YOU

man.