Its his freshman year and Bitty is walking around campus on his Taddy Tour™ with John Johnson, Ollie, Wicks, and some other guys on the team that Bitty doesn’t know. They are coming to the end of the tour and are walking down the frat row where all the sports teams have their respective houses. They walk past the volleyball house and the soccer house with no problem, but things get louder once they reach the football house.
There are a bunch of hulking men gathered on the front lawn tossing a ball back and fourth. One, with short black hair and a very broad chest catches the ball, turns to the group and shouts,
“Hey hockey jerkoffs! look out!”
He throws the ball, and it cuts through the air with Wick’s head as its target. It would have hit him straight on the nose too, if Bitty hadn’t caught it, snatching it from air as easily as anything.
“You better keep this! you clearly need the practice!” Bitty threw the ball back to him in a perfect spiral, and when the offending player caught it, he was knocked to the ground with the force of it.
Everyone was gapping at the mountainous man on the ground. A different player with shaggy brown hair called out in disbelief, “You just took out the school’s tight end!”
Bitty shrugged, unbothered, “I hope he’s second string.”
All of the guys on the Taddy Tour™ starting whooping at the chirp, and the group moved onward toward the Haus, leaving a pack of slack jawed football players in their wake. The shaggy haired one offered a hand to the man on the ground.
“You good Brandon?” He asked, hoisting the other player to his feet.
“Yeah dude, nothing hurt but my pride.” Brandon rubbed at the back of his neck sheepishly, “Who was that guy?”
Shaggy hair shrugged, “One of the new Hockey recruits I guess.”
A while ago, I had this ask about my Klance parenting headcanons, so here are some more.
Child: *babbles something at Keith* Keith: Is that so? Child: *babbles more* Keith: Oh wow! *turns to Lance* what did our child just say to me?
Lance is the parent that sees his child do something like run and is like, “I can’t believe my kid is going to compete in the Olympics one day.”
The idea of being the tooth fairy kind of freaks Keith out a bit because “What if they’re laying directly on the tooth? What if I can’t find it? WHAT IF THEY WAKE UP?” so Lance has to do it.
Lance: No more sleeping in mine and dad’s bed anymore, okay? You’re all big kids now. Lance: *lets them into their bed that night*
They both like it when they get to spend time with only one of their kids. It’s a way for them to see what they’re like by themselves and let them speak without getting interrupted by another sibling. Every kid gets a day to spend with them every once in a while and do whatever they want.
Keith got sad when he realized that it was getting harder for him to carry his kids up to bed because they were getting so big. He wishes they could be babies forever.
Imagine Keith jogging while pushing a stroller.
Lance gives the best piggyback rides.
Lance has definitely used the baby monitor as a walkie talkie.
When their first kid was potty training, Keith didn’t understand why Lance would get so enthusiastic when their son would successfully go. Lance: Babe, this is a milestone in his life! Keith: It’s just poop? It’s kind of gross.
When their second son/third kid was learning how to walk, he would only do it if he was supported by something, like a hand or hanging onto furniture to guide him. One day, Lance was sitting in the living room doing whatever and his son crawled in and stared at him for a few moments. Out of now where, he stands up, which he could already do without any support, and runs a lap around the living room without holding onto furniture and darts out of the room. Lance sits there in shock for a few seconds and is then like, “KEITH OUR SON JUST RAN A LAP? WITHOUT HOLDING ANYTHING??”
One of the kids has a bug catching phase, so that means they’re bringing in a bunch of containers filled with different bugs and Lance and Keith aren’t too amused, but support them anyway.
Keith is the parent that turns on the light while waking the kids up for school.
As said in the last post, their daughter is very attached to Keith, so when she started going to school, he felt a little empty because he’s so use to her clinging to him and it was odd knowing she wasn’t there.
They were both pretty calm while teaching the kids how to drive. Lance made sure he was the one to teach them how to parallel park because, “I’ve been a pro since day one.” Keith would be silent most of the time except for small comments like, “You should’ve take that turn slower”, “Break a little sooner”, “Pass this person why are they going almost ten below the speed limit”.
Imagine Lance rocking a baby in a rocking chair in the middle of the night, humming softly, and looking down at them with so much love in his eyes.
Keith has now seen a bunch of Disney movies he’s never seen before because of the kids.
Okay but WOSO fam, can you believe these past few days?
1. Allie Long gets married, blessing us with gorgeous pics of the gals and their (alleged) significant others (I’m look at you Preath and Krashlyn) attending the wedding– Allie looked stunning btw
2. Halloween rolls around, and suddenly we get:
Christen Press and her dog as twinning lobsters
Alex dressed up as Eleven from Stranger Things (wig, Eggo waffles, and all)
Sydney, Dom, and Cassius as Aladdin, Jasmin, and Abu respectively
Krashlyn looking bomb with Ali as a Day of the Dead skeleton woman and Ash being badass as the Joker
3. Halfway through the week, the rumors of Ali Krieger’s trade to the Orlando Pride starts circulating again
4. Annnnd whaddaya know? The rumors are true! The Kween is now a full-fledged member of the Orlando Pride!
BONUS: The sketchiest NWSL trade in history so far– Kriegs gets traded to the Pride and what does Washington get? Virtually nothing. The best part? Ali got traded for the grass. #KRASSisthenewOTP #shipitforlyfe