swimming usa

reason why usa swimmers are bad drivers

THEY DON’T KEEP BOTH FUCKING HANDS ON THE WHEEL

NO MICHAEL, STOP BOUNCING AND FLAILING YOUR ARMS AROUND, YOU’RE NOT THE GOAT RIGHT NOW #DISAPPOINTED

ok nathan i get you like pokemon and all BUT C’MON MAN IF YOU WANNA BE THE VERY BEST KEEP BOTH HANDS ON THE DAMN WHEEL

mAYA NOT ONLY ARE BOTH HANDS NOT ON THE WHEEL BUT YOU’RE NOT EVEN LOOKING AT THE ROAD EITHER

ELIZABETH STOP PARTYING IN THE USA AND PUT BOTH HANDS ON THE DAMN WHEEL (also, same caeleb.)

OH C’MON KEVIN GET IT TOGETHER

CODY THE DAMN LOBSTER PINCERS ARE KEEPING YOU FROM GRIPPING THE WHEEL

RYAN YOU ARE ON YOUR DAMN PHONE

JFC CONOR WHY DID THEY PUT YOU IN THE DRIVER’S SEAT

OH MAYA NOT AGAIN

ANTHONY, NO, EVERYTHING IS DEFINITELY NOT ALRIGHT

SWIMONE STOP FLIPPING YOUR HAIR AND PUT BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

and now here is the real GOAT katie ledeckY BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT

so, if you’re thinking of hiring these swimmers as a driver, don’t, unless their name is katie ledecky

this has been a psa by patricia aka rowmanova :)