swimmer-problems

MAJOR swimmer problems....

These definitely needed to be addressed.

•having to take a piss right before getting up on the block

•heaters broken

•wet swimsuits (oh gawd…)

•waking up at some ungodly hour all in the name of swimming

•the stench of chlorine is stuck to you. 24/7/365

•400 IMs

•tangled hair

•broken goggles

•broken swim caps

•faded/stretched suits

•getting water up your nose

•the 12 days of Christmas

•no breathers

•getting water in your lungs right when you need to breathe

•tired all day afterward

•swim life = no life

•holiday practices

•going to a competition and the water is colder than a witch’s tit

Compliments swimmers will never get. And if they do, they are blessed…
•”Your hair looks great!”

•”You smell really good!”

Me At Swim Practice
  • Me:I LOVE the smell of chlorine
  • me:it's kinda hot in here
  • me:i don't want to change
  • me:now im cold
  • me:ohhhh cold suit....COLD SUIT
  • me:i really should have hung my suit up last night....
  • me:drag? NOT doing that today
  • me:*brain enters routine mode and puts on drag* welp...looks like i am wearing drag today...
  • me:that water looks cold
  • me:i dont want to get in
  • me:time to pretend like my goggles are being difficult
  • me:lets look at the warm up to kill time
  • me:200IM.....hmmm dont wanna do that
  • me:wait why is everyone else actually getting in
  • me:what the hell we had an agreement
  • me:come on guys i thought we were protesting
  • me:well i suppose i should probably get in now....
  • me:maybe the water isnt that cold
  • me:NO I WAS WRONG THIS IS FUCKING ANTARCTICA
  • me:okayokay sprint this first 100 and maybe i'll warm up a bit
  • me:BAD IDEA BAD IDEAAAA
  • me:wait guys, we ARE protesting?
  • me:i hate you all
  • me:distance set.....no
  • me:i hate swimming
  • me:oh my god i cant breathe
  • me:i think im dying
  • me:SPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH
  • me:oh shit,.....fly set
  • me:I AM SO GOOD AT FLY I LOVE THIS
  • me:SOMEONE CALL THE SQUAD IM DYING
  • me:LIFEGUARD CANT YOU SEE IM DROWNING HERE?
  • me:what? practice is already over? but....i wanna keep swimming
  • me:oh my gosh its too cold
  • me:why the hell do i swim
  • me:god fucking dammit....