swim-prob

Before Swim Practice: I am going to train harder then I have ever trained before. I won’t even care about the pain, I will work through it. I am going to focus on every stroke and every turn and give every single set my absolute all.

During Swim Practice: surviving sounds good.

Shit swimmers say that sound inappropriate:
  • “I’ve only been here 5 minutes and I’m already wet”
  • “hey I’ve never seen you with clothes on before! You look so weird!”
  • “He’s really good at breaststroke”
  • “This is going to be so long and hard”
  • “He really needs to learn how to finish”
  • “I’m so sore from last night”
Thoughts during a 400 IM

Fly: AW YEAH JUST FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6 

Back: Well this isn’t too terrib- hey did they remodel the ceiling?

Breast: shit shit shit why is my body numb dear lord what is this torture would my coach be mad at me if i got out right now

Free: it would suck if my dead body got caught on the lane line

On the wall: PRAISE THE LORD I’M DONE. I swear I will never swim that event again.