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How Other Groups View NCT

Exo: Omg our children; so precious; can you direct me to the NCT Protection squad?; wait no contract termination

Super Juinor: wow we’re grandparents; i just wanna squish them and hug them forever; LEAVE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Red Velvet: GO DREAM TEAM; leaders of NCT protection squad; oh yeah i trained with them

SNSD: so that kid is finally out of the basement?; congrats; who are they again

F(x): my little bros; sweg; JHONNY; oh yeah Ten was on that show with Amber

Shinee: I remember Taeil aka that kid who likes us; why am I so confused

Seventeen: IM NOT JOHNNY; I love Jaehyun so much, hes so handsome

BTS: who?

Blackpink: Thai squad; same year debut squad

Twice: Japan squad; aw Doyoung and Jihyo; i like them

Bonus

SM: Mark is fully capable. How the fuck did Johnny get out of the dungeon? Aw look at the minis. Give Taeyong all the lines. Where’s whoop whoop? Ten you will be the next Henry, so much talent, into variety shows you go. Beef up security in the dungeon so Hansolo and Kung Fu Panda don’t get out. Who released the Switch MV? We should reunite DoJae. Wait who’s babysitting them? Fuck. No, don’t touch them

JYP to YG: how long until they break?

YG: idk but I want that Mark kid

bon bon the birthday clown: a summary
  • Marco: FUCK star I need u to go to the dance with me or else my /fUCKIng/ teeth with fall out
  • Star: ight
  • Janna: AYO BITCH WERE BRING A CLOWN BACK FROM THE DEAD
  • Star: lit. sry marco can't do the dance tonight good luck with ur teeth
  • Marco: ITS ALL GUCCI JACKIE JUST ASKED ME TO THE DANCE
  • Jackie: hi
  • Star: sweg
  • LATER:
  • Marco: cologne is good
  • Janna: *is there*
  • Cologne: *on Marco's ass*
  • Marco's ass: *smacked*
  • Dick: out
  • Star: we need shit for our seance
  • Marco: I don't care
  • Doorbell: *ring*
  • Marco: FUCK
  • Star: Janna lets answer dis bitch
  • Janna: k
  • Door: *is answered*
  • Jackie: suh dude
  • Star: ocean
  • Jackie: thanks
  • Marco: hi jackie *is hot*
  • Star: take me now
  • Janna: flashlight
  • Jackie: u look good @marco
  • Marco: A+
  • Janna: smell his butt
  • Star: *hoe side activate*
  • LATER:
  • Star: yo hold up I'm jealous now
  • Janna: shut up
  • Glossaryck: meat noses
  • MEANWHILE:
  • Marco: I'm nervous and it's painfully obvious
  • Jackie: dances suck lets go on a real date
  • Marco: nice
  • BACK AT THE SEANCE:
  • Star: still jelly
  • AT THE PARK:
  • Marco: put all this stuff in ur cocoa
  • Jackie: this taste like shit
  • Marco: I hate myself
  • Jackie: ur so cute when u laugh at urself
  • Marco: thanks??
  • Jackie: lets skateboard here take a helmet I was storing in my ass
  • Marco: gross lets do it
  • BACK AT THE SEANCE:
  • Star: glossaryck I'm tryna lurk
  • Glossaryck: hoe don't do it
  • Star: *lurks*
  • Glossaryck: oh my god
  • Star: fuck they're bonding lemme just
  • Skateboard: *breaks*
  • Star: there we go
  • AT THE PARK:
  • Jackie and Marco: *kiss*
  • Blood moon: sweaty:)
  • Marco: hey star is probably dying rn lets go
  • AT THE SEANCE:
  • Ludo: sup bitch
  • Star: why
  • Ludo: give book
  • Star and Ludo: *fight*
  • Jackie and marco: *show up*
  • Star: *fucks up*
  • Spell book: *is stolen*
  • Jarco: *canon*
  • Starco tears: *out*
  • i THINK EARTH IS A PreTTY GREAT PLACE
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