The ways you apply to remix culture.
I violate fair use laws
every time I write about you.
Originality is your God-gifted speciality
and I feel like a thief
when I copy you
I am a poor transcriber.
Next time you decide to laugh,
I will count the wavelengths
before they the flatten across the rough patches of my skin.
I will write the number on the walls that separate us
and be fined
for my lack of creative content.