(1) Okay, so imagine this: Mettaton is invited to be interviewed by a human talk show host - let's call her Lola Leigh - and so the interview begins. It goes smoothly enough at first - until Lola mentions Papyrus. The questions start out innocent enough - "How long have you two been dating?", "What do you two do on dates?", and the like - but then she crosses a line. A wide, white line surrounded by yellow, red, and orange tape and about five "Do Not Enter" signs in flashing pink neon.
the rest of the story is under the cut!
- mod frick