okay okay but what if, Reyes is super stern and foreboding when he’s Commander Reyes, but the instant he’s with friends and can be Gabriel again, he is the most cheerful dork in existence. Like he’s honestly so idealistic and positive and he’s always smiling and he’s basically a giant teddy bear.
And the first time it happens, his friends are completely baffled by the change and even after years of seeing him switch personalities like that, they still get whiplash seeing him go from Gabriel to Commander Reyes and back again in .5 seconds, because seriously it’s like he’s a completely different person.
(Imagine Jack trying to tell the other soldiers and new recruits that no, no Reyes is a total sweetheart honest, and the others give him the most incredulous look in existence, because seriously, Jack, seriously? He glared at me for the entire the day for not being on time and had everyone double our daily training exercises after a prank disrupted the base one night.
And Jack’s like “honestly, he’s really nice and adorable and once you see it guys, you’re gonna want to protect him from everything wrong in the world and cuddle him into submission.”
Disgust on their faces. “Morrison, we really don’t need to know any details about your intimate relationship with the commander” and Jack just flushes red.)
“I used to be there,” said Sirius, pointing at a small, round, charred hole in the tapestry, ratherlike a cigarette burn. “My sweet old mother blasted me off after I ran away from home -
Kreacher’s quite fond of muttering the story under his breath.”
Sometimes Dean rubs that place on Cas’ back where his wings would be. It happens on nights when Castiel shakes as he sleeps and the moon is so bright it turns the world to silver.
Sometimes Cas’ fingers linger on the imprint of his palm on Dean’s bicep. It happens on the days where Dean feels like he is falling apart, beyond any repair that booze might offer.
Sometimes they just sit side by side in the car, and no one says anything. Sweet Cherry Pie blasts on the radio and Dean sees Cas mouthing the words, until suddenly he’s singing, and his voice is tired and raspy but to Dean it sounds better than the original. He joins in then, with that happy glow it his chest because Cas knows every word, and sings it perfectly alongside Dean.
Sometimes they find their way into each other’s beds and those are the nights they both sleep without nightmares.
It’s beyond love for them. It just - is. Dean and Cas. Cas and Dean.
Dean doesn’t wonder why he’s kissing another man, because it’s not just another man. It’s Cas. It’s Cas and it’s perfect and he can’t believe he’s waited this long.
I was inspired by a recent inside joke my cousin and I started having. It’s hard to think of making brand spanking new inside jokes, so some of these are based on a few I have with my friends.
NOTE: Milk Cow is an “ice creamery” based in Seoul that sells organic soft serve and I’m a lucky bean they have a franchise where I live. I highly recommend it if you’re really into soft serve. I put it in because I lightweight want it now.
craved soft serve after a study date together
to destress you two went to Milk Cow (*A*)
shared a large milky honey with a honeycomb ^^
you intended to quiz Yoosung on some medical terminology
but the music on the speakers was blasting some sweet tunes
both of you knew the words to almost every song
the two of you notice Zen was on the chat
Talks about “letting out the beast” while Beast was playing
now every time Zen either talked about his looks or wanting a girlfriend
Yoosung and you simultaneously text: LET OUT THE BEAST
ZEN has logged out
at an RFA party, Zen was talking to a few ladies
Yoosung and you were passing by
LET OUT THE BEAST
ZEN has chased you out
Jaehee called you before dinner to tell you she was going to work late
you wanted to be up when she came home so you focus on catching up on your dramas while you text your friends
it’s 2 AM when Jaehee walks through the door
she’s surprised and flattered you’re still up
cue lecture about screwing up your sleep schedule
Jaehee plopped down next to you
you listen to your girlfriend vent about work
once she started to rub her eyes or yawn in mid-sentence
you knew it was time to turn in
when she was done you hold her hand with a loving smile
“are you is tired?”
why is Jaehee looking at you like that?
when you process your words, your eyes just grew wide
now every time you yawn Jaehee will ask, “are you is tired?”
you do the same
Jumin doesn’t understand but he thinks it’s an internet thing
he starts using it out of context
wow you guys have TWO inside jokes
the first one came from the first time you were hanging out with Zen and his coworkers at a restaurant
when the waitress came over she noticed the purse one of the actresses had and made a comment about how she saw that at the store but didn’t get it because it looked tacky to her
the actress got too OFFENDED, “HOW DARE YOU! IT’S COACH!”
it takes all of your might to not laugh
Zen had a hard time as well
everyone gets so confused on the messenger when one of you says it
when Yoosung calls Zen out on one of his narcissistic tangents
you defend your sweet marshmallow
“HOW DARE YOU! IT’S COACH!”
the second joke sparked from the time you arrived at the end of his rehearsal to go out for dinner
they just were wrapping up with a chat
Zen was on the piano while some of the other actors were leaning against it
when he notices you he smiles and plays a three note tune
when you ask him what he just played he repeats it: b-a-e
you wouldn’t have thought you would have an inside joke with this donut
you were hanging on the couch with Elizabeth 3rd while you took pictures of her
occasionally Jumin went in and out since he was doing some work
one of the times he came out he saw you and Elizabeth 3rd were staring at each other
after you complimented her beauty she winked at you
he saw this, and so did you
“oh looks like Elizabeth 3rd is trying to put the moves on me”
THIS DONUT GETS LIGHTWEIGHT JEALOUS OF HIS OWN FUCKING CAT
so he winked at you before he left
at whatever moment, one of you will wait until the other looks at the other and start winking at each other
the other RFA members think you two are just flirting
but Seven is CONVINCED it’s some sort of code
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? WHAT ARE THEY SAYING???
it’s completely random and stupid
one time you came home while Seven was still working
you thought you would be a distraction but he was kind of already distracted from his daily internet scrolling
he told you about a new cat cafe he found so he made reservations for the two of you
for no reason, you said, “Oooooo~”
For fun he mimicked you
You did the same but at a higher pitch and it escalates until one of you breaks
now every time you two will either do it randomly or when someone says something interesting
at an RFA party you two were chatting with Yoosung and Zen
Zen talked about a new role he was offered
Jaehee’s voice cuts through the crowd like a knife telling them to keep it down
it evolved to using it when things are disinteresting and you the ooos sound disappointed, but it goes back to interesting at some point.
on an autumn day you two were taking a nice stroll through the park
your arms linked with his as you two chatted
then all of sudden there was a tremor through the ground that lasted only a few seconds
you were too caught up in telling V a story of your last hangout with your friends to have noticed
V just halts in the middle of your story so you were just confused
“D-did you feel that with me?”
we feel you V
when he explains about the tremor you understand
but the way he said it made you lose control of the laugh you were suppressing
he realized how silly it sounded so he joined in
sometimes either one of you will stop and act kind of dramatic about it as you say it
This is THE WORLD’S WORST QUALITY GIF but I GOTTA SHARE IT ANYWAY LMAO
Some angelic being somehow managed to record the full 60 minutes of the FE gathering at AX, which means he got on camera my shining moment when Soleil/Ophelia was called up HAHAHA… this ophelia was so lovely T_T please tell me if you know her tumblr/cosplay page/etc so I can properly credit her, she was so sweet!
10 years ago, 15 year-old curly-headed Taylor Swift was writing her first album, most likely nervous about taking her drivers test and probably wondering what movie she and Abigail were going to rent from Blockbuster for their sleepover that weekend.
10 years ago, 15 year-old Taylor Swift was probably blasting “Sweet Sixteen” by Hilary Duff through her speakers, getting pumped for her 16th birthday and wondering if her dreams of looking out into a crowd singing her songs back to her would ever become a reality.
If only she had known what the next ten years had in store for her…
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