Oh! Good morning! My name is Corona Baumkuchen. I’m the sole-ar proprietor of Sweet Celestia, a café here in Baltimare. As you may have guessed, I am a big fan of Princess Celestia. I am also big fan of the sun; I love to watch it rise and set, feel its warmth, and bask in its light. I guess that explains why I got freckles that look like sunspots! And in case it hasn’t dawned on you, everything my café serves is sun-inspired, from my Sun Raisin Bread to my Sunset Cherry Tarts. I also make a mean Bananas Foster Flare. Well, at least that’s what my customer Bananas Wit says. And since he knows his banana dishes, I’ll definitely take his word for it.
Speaking of Bananas Wit, I noticed that several of his lookalikes have mysteriously emerged in the city. Nopony knows where they came from, but seeing as stranger things have happened in Equestria, ponies soon got used to them. I heard that some of them are in a gang called “the Wit Hit”. They sound kinda scary, but since they’re only after some pony named Banana Pie, I think I am safe.
I’ve always enjoyed making sweet dishes almost as much as I enjoy everything the sun has to offer, but those two enjoyments never melded; that is, until I attended the Summer Sun Celebration several suns ago. When I saw Princess Celestia in all her glory that day, it was at that moment I knew not only what I was going to name my café, but also what I was going to do from sun to sun for the rest of my life.
Well, I gotta go; the sun stops for no one, and neither do I. Goodbye, and have a sunshiny day!