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Exclamation List

enchantedsea asked:

Hello! Okay, so I’m not sure what these are called, but do you know where I can find a list of variations of these phrases.. such as ‘for crying out loud’, 'for goodness’ sake’, 'for all things holy’, etc.? I feel like I can’t have all my characters saying the same phrases here, and I don’t know how/where to look! Thanks before, and thanks for the blog in general, you’re amazing! <3


These are exclamations, but often can be found in searches for curse words, expletives, or exclamations of anger. Warning, there are some pretty vulgar curse words and religiously offensive phrases ahead, but I’m trying to put together a pretty complete list. Feel free to add in the comments. ;)

For [blank’s] sake!
- God’s
- Christ’s
- Heaven’s
- Pete’s
- Crimeny’s
- Cripe’s
- Fuck’s
- Shit’s
- Pity’s
- Goodness
- Land’s
- Eff’s
- Nature’s

For the love of [blank]!
- God
- Christ
- Jesus
- Pete
- Mary
- All that is good and holy
- All that is pure and holy
- My sanity

Aw, hell!
Blast and damnation!
Blast it all!
Blast it!
Blast!
Blessed Mary!
Bloody hell!
Christ!
Crap!
Cripes!
Dammit!
Damn it all to hell!
Damn it to hell!
Damn!
Dear God!
Dear Lord!
Double damn!
Flipping hell!
For crying out loud!
For crying the eff out loud!
For crying the fuck out loud!
Fucking hell!
God dammit!
God have mercy!
God in heaven!
Good grief!
Great Caesar’s Ghost!
Great Scott!
Haley’s comet!
Hell and damnation!
Hell!
Hell’s bells!
Holy cow!
Holy crap!
Holy crap!
Holy frijoles!
Holy fuck!
Holy fucking crap!
Holy guacamole!
Holy hell!
Holy mackerel!
Holy Mary mother of God!
Holy moly!
Holy moses!
Holy mother of God!
Holy shit!
Holy smoke!
Holy smokes!
Holy Toledo!
I’ll be damned!
I’ll be god damned!
Jehosaphat!
Jesus Christ on a stick!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus God Damn Christ
Jesus H. Christ!
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!
Jumpin’ Jupiter!
Leapin’ lizards!
Lord above!
Lord almighty!
Lord have mercy!
Lord have mercy on us all!
Mercy me!
Mercy on me!
Mercy on us!
Mercy on us all!
Mercy!
My heavens!
My word!
Oh heavens!
Oh my!
Oh my god!
Oh my lord!
Oh my stars and garters!
Oh my stars!
Oh my word!
Oh, holy hell!
Sake’s alive!
Sam Hill!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a gun!
Stars and garters!
Sweet Baby Jesus!
Sweet merciful Christ!
Sweet merciful Jesus!
Thunderation!
What in God’s name?!
What in Sam Hill?

ETA: additions from the comments

Fuck me!
What in the fucking fuck?
Holy shitballs!
Mother of…
Mary, Mother of God!

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Is it just me, or has Niall become even hotter than before?

I didn’t think it was possible, because he was already hot as fuck

BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HE GOT IMPOSSIBLY HOTTER

I’ll ask you to join me on this journey to throw up rainbows and unicorn shit on the beautiful 2014 Niall James Horan we have been cursed and blessed with.

DISCLAIMER: who the fuck am I kidding, we’re already fucked anyway

Let’s begin shall we?

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Aspirations

(Aspirations are short prayers we can whisper to God during the day as we do our work or have recreation. Think of God often during the day in short prayers. Below are sample prayers. In time you may memorize your favorites. If you join any of the following aspirations or a similar invocation to some good action, raising your heart and mind to God in humble hope, Mother Church will also grant you a partial indulgence. To gain the indulgence of the Church you can make any such pious prayer to raise the intention of your ordinary actions to God.)

  • May Jesus Christ be praised.
  • Lord, I believe in You.
  • Lord, I adore You.
  • Lord, I place my trust in You.
  • I love You, my God.
  • All for you, most Sacred Heart of Jesus.
  • Your will be done.
  • As the Lord wills.
  • O God, help me.
  • Comfort me, Jesus.
  • Graciously hear my prayer, O Lord.
  • My Jesus, save me.
  • My Jesus, have mercy on me.
  • Mercy, my Jesus.
  • Jesus, do not permit me to be separated from You.
  • Do not abandon me, Jesus.
  • Hail Mary, full of grace.
  • Glory to God in the highest.
  • Great are You, O Lord.
  • Praise the Lord.
  • May the Holy Trinity be blessed.
  • O Heart of Jesus, burning with love for us, inflame our hearts with love for You.
  • O Sacred Heart of Jesus, all for you.
  • Most Sacred Heart of Jesus, have mercy on us.
  • My God and my all.
  • O God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
  • Teach me to do Your will, because You are my God.
  • O Lord, may we be of one mind in truth and of one heart in charity.
  • O Lord, increase our faith.
  • O Lord, save us; we are perishing.
  • My Lord and my God. (This should be said silently at the elevation of the sacred host and the chalice during Mass.)
  • Sweet heart of Mary, be my salvation.
  • Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
  • Jesus, Mary, Joseph, assist me in my last agony.
  • Jesus, Mary, Joseph, may I sleep and rest in peace with you.
  • Jesus, meek and humble of heart, make my heart like Your heart.
  • May the Most Blessed Sacrament be praised and adored forever.
  • Stay with us, Lord.
  • Mother of Sorrows, pray for us.
  • Sorrowful and Immaculate Heart of Mary, I consecrate myself to you.
  • Immaculate Heart of Mary, I love you.
  • My Mother, my hope.
  • Jesus, Mary, Joseph, I love you; save souls.
  • Our Lady of Mt. Carmel, pray for us.
  • Our Lady of the Brown Scapular, protect us.
  • Our Lady of Lourdes, pray for us.
  • Our Lady of Fatima, obtain peace for the world.
  • Savior of the world, save Russia.
  • St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
  • My guardian angel, be with me always.
  • O Most Blessed Trinity, I adore You.
  • My God, my God, I love you in the Most Blessed Sacrament.
  • My dear Lord Jesus, I love You. I want to love You more each day.
  • O Sacrament most holy, O Sacrament divine, all praise and all thanksgiving, be every moment thine.
  • My Mother, keep me safe from mortal sin this day (night).
  • All for You, most Sacred Heart of Jesus.
  • Come to me, O Jesus, as I come to you.
  • Jesus, be my salvation.
  • My Jesus, I ask for the grace never to commit mortal sin.
  • O holy hearts of Jesus and Mary, this is for love of you.
  • O holy hearts of Jesus and Mary, I offer this in reparation to you.
  • O my Jesus, this is for love of You, for the conversion of sinners and in reparation for sins committed against the Immaculate Heart of Mary [when making a sacrifice].
  • O my Jesus, forgive us our sins, lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Your mercy.
  • My Jesus, I offer this Holy Communion in reparation for the conversion of sinners.
  • My Jesus, my Mother, I offer this Confession in reparation for my sins and those of the whole world.
  • My Jesus, I adore profoundly Your Real Presence in theMost Blessed Sacrament.
  • My Jesus, I believe that every holy Mass perpetuates the Sacrifice of the Cross.
  • Heavenly Father, I offer You the sacred Body and most precious Blood of Your Son, Jesus Christ.
  • Almighty God, give me graces through the Immaculate Heart of Mary.
  • May the hearts of Jesus and Mary be venerated everywhere.
  • O Jesus, it is for love of You, for the conversion of sinners, for the Holy Father, and in reparation for the sins committed against the Immaculate Heart of Mary [when making a sacrifice].

–Fr. Robert J. Fox, from “A Prayer Book for Young Catholics”

This came up on my dash (not mine, photo cred goes to jensenstyles) and I was convinced it was James Deen as I scrolled by.  I thought to myself “Oh that’s funny there’s another fan” and then upon closer inspection I realized it was the life ruiner named Zayn Malik.

Or am I just crazy?

Just thought I’d share since we had that connection about the Deenster xx