sweden what are you

I love how Trump’s like: LOOK WHAT HAPPENED IN SWEDEN YESTERDAY!
What happened here? You tell me! 
I know theres a lot of fake news going around about muslims defecating in a church, but that case is actually about homeless people and is quite sad but has nothing to do with muslims at all. Otherwise I have no idea what he might refer to, so anyone please enlighten me, a swede, about what happened here yesterday!

Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (20)
  • Finland: A murder stroll?
  • Denmark: Put away the pictures of the average looking guys!!!
  • Sweden: My eyes are bleeding but I can continue.
  • Iceland: Look guys, it's Satan~! *points to a teacher*
  • Norway: You are young and smol and not really innocent and not really pure and you must be protected at all costs.
Allies/Axis and the Nordics reacting to accidentally touching the s/o's chest

america

England

France

Russia

China

Canada

Germany

Italy

Japan

Romano

Prussia

Denmark

Norway

Iceland

Sweden

Finland  

  • Sweden: Eurovision is all about music and fun and peace you guys
  • Sweden: ...
  • Sweden: ...
  • Sweden: *has 10 European jury groups in the outtakes to see what Europe likes and make sure to get “the right song” to eurovision so we can win*
  • Sweden: ...
  • Sweden: IT’S ALL FUN GUYS F U N
Auston Matthews #13

Requested by:  Hii! Can you do one where you’re Swedish? Maybe with Auston Matthews but any player works! Take the time you need, thank you :)

*Here it is! I hope I don’t embarrass myself with this one. Enjoy!:)*

Word count: 1, 014

Originally posted by glovesdropped

You heard the front door shut followed by the unmistakable sound of someone shivering. You walked over from the kitchen and found Auston rubbing his face for warmth, his lips a suspicious almost-blue and purple color, shifting his weight from one foot to the other.

Auston took one look at you and narrowed his eyes, “for the record,” he said as you walked closer to him, “this is what happens when you put a kid from Arizona in the middle of winter in Sweden.”

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To all finland x sweden (hetalia) shippers, it’s secretly canon: here’s a picture of a statue that is in Tornio, a city in the middle of the fin-swe border (?). It’s finland’s and sweden’s engagement rings. It’s literally in the middle, this picture is from finland, but on the other side you can see the haaparanta (haparanda in swedish I think) city. We (tornio and haparanda) basically share a mall (the mall’s name is “rajalla/på gränsen” meaning “on the border”) and a park amongst other things. This is almost the only city in finland where we aren’t THAT tsundere for sweden… (Don’t tell anybody I said that I’m going to get kicked out of the country)

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I have never even watched hetalia and i probably should be kinkshaming but WHO CARES!! LET PEOPLE LOVE!!! i am posting this for u hetalia people i am happy for you 

  • APH Sweden: We are not going to tell Finland about this, 'kay?
  • APH Sealand and Ladonia: Yeah.
  • APH Sweden: Dad is going to cry and we don't want that.
  • APH Finland: Hey guys! Why is the whole family here?
  • APH Sweden: ...
  • APH Sealand: ...
  • APH Ladonia: ...
  • APH Finland: What are you hiding?
  • APH Finland: *Sees a broken bottle of vodka*
  • APH Finland: *Looks at Sweden and the boys*
  • APH Finland: WHY DID I EVER DO TO YOU? I'M A GOOD DAD AND HUSBAND!
  • APH Finland: *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
  • APH Sweden: *sigh*
Historical USUK
  • America: I declare independence.
  • Engand: I don't reconize it.
  • Russia: Excuse you?
  • The Netherlands: Really, England? Really?
  • France: The fuck is wrong with you?
  • Spain: Stupid puta!
  • Canada: Uhhh...
  • Sweden: Fuck you!
  • Prussia: You know what, imma teach him how to kick your stupid ass!
  • England: THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

ask-aph-reykjavik  asked:

Umm... Can you please have Norway and Iceland(and the other Nordics) react to having another brother, Reykjavík. He is a shy and quiet person with people he barely meets.(Sorry for rambling.)

Of course! And don’t worry, you aren’t rambling. 


Norway: Kinda surprised but at the same time, not really. Lukas has always suspected there are personifications of capitals but hasn’t said anything about it. He would really want to meet with him and talk, Reykjavik is part of the family now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he used magic to figure out how he came to be. 

Iceland: How?? Did he not know this??? In his own country where he fucking lives he didn’t know his capital had a personification?? Iceland would be the first to meet him and kinda understands Reykjavik being shy because he is as well. So if you first saw it from an onlooker’s perspective, it would be a bunch of really awkward comments and movements. But, Ice made a new friend and a potential roommate!

Denmark: Den is really excited. If Iceland has a personification of his capital then does he have one of Copenhagen? Like Norway, he wants to ask a bunch of questions to see if he knew any other capitals. Mathias ends up freaking the poor guy out because he’s so energetic and loud.

Sweden: Not really surprised, but pretty happy for Iceland. Along with that, he wants to meet him but Sweden is pretty shy himself. He’s worried he might scare the guy if he meets him. So, along with a little reassurance, he finally goes to visit Iceland and now Reykjavik! 

Finland: I wouldn’t be surprised if Finland already knew lmao. He somehow knows almost everything, nobody questions it anymore. Of course, Fin will go to meet him, it just didn’t come as a surprise to him. 

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