sweden is weird

Random Hetalia Swedish pt. 4
  • Denmark: ...And then we should do like I say because my ideas are great and we all we will have so much fun. So now, just agree with me and the party can start.
  • Iceland: ...
  • Norway: ...
  • Finland: ...
  • Sweden: strunta honom. (Ignore him.)
  • Norway: Been doing that already few years.
  • Iceland: I saw you guys kissing yesterday so you really suck with that ignoring.
  • Norway: I can ignore things while kissing.
  • Iceland: Even the thing you are kissing?
  • Norway: Well, yes.
  • Iceland: ...What?
  • Denmark: Wait, I am a thing?
  • Norway: hysh now, we are ignoring you.
  • Denmark: So do I get a kiss now?
  • Iceland: ...
  • Norway: ...
  • Sweden: ...
  • Finland: Okay, I think it is time that we all go home. Bye!

Harry Potter things I found out were real after I moved to the UK:
- boarding schools*
- students walking from class to class
- school houses
- prefects

Character Traits™

Aph Finland: Looks sweet but will fuck your shit up if he needs to/wants to

Aph Sweden: Awkward dork with weird obsessions that secretly creep his friends out

Aph Denmark: Hyperactive puppy who repeats the same joke over and over

Aph Norway: Secretly a huge nerd and huge softie who gets embarrassed easily and makes horrible puns

Aph Iceland: ItS nOt A pHaSe MoM!!1! Spends all day on the internet and gets embarrassed about what he’s doing on the internet (even when it’s nothing embarrassing). Loves junk food and annoys his friends non-stop

mud-foot replied to your post “omg i always laugh when ppl think of iowa as the south its so funny to…”

ok thats fair i can picture him doing that haha. and as to why we need 50 different countries inside one country uhh. because america idk man

I live on an island the concept of crossing into another like……..whole nothing THING…..is too much for me

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sorry for the delay, i’ve been super busy with my first week of classes of the semester… 

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Thing I Have Learned From Having A Swedish Girlfriend

· Never trust this shit

· Gustav Vasa’s fucking outfit choices

· Have you met Carl? The King Of Sweden? He’s great

· My GF, from Sweden: “Please buckel your seatbelt on the bus!”

Me, an American: ????????


· “Do you have *insert food name*?” “WTF?????”

· Sweden grading is so weird,,,,,,

· “We were going to have a test with the theme of ‘Hair Raising’ and I was so excited because I thought it meant horror, but no, it was about hair and raising stuff” ~ An Actually Quote From My Girlfriend, @noroalia

· Don’t get me started on the Sweden musical performances- they had RUNNING MEATBALLS and THERE WAS A LADY IN THE M I L K

A Swedish couple tried to name their child 'Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116' (pronounced Albin)
  • Sweden: FIN
  • Sweden: WE NEED TO RENAME PETER
  • Finland: We do?
  • Sweden: WE NEED TO RENAME HIM BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116
  • Finland: ....
  • Sweden: PRONOUNCED ALBIN
  • Finland: I'M IN!
  • President Reinfeldt: BERWALD NO.
  • Sweden: BERWALD YES.
  • President Reinfeldt: YOU CAN'T CALL YOUR SON BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116. I'LL FINE YOU
  • Sweden: SHHHH
  • President Reinfeldt: BERWALD OXENSTIERNA I AM THE PRESIDENT OF SWEDEN
  • Sweden: I AM SWEDEN
  • Sealand: Hello! I'm Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 Kirkland!
APH Nordic smoking headcanons
  • Finland: used to smoke, but stopped a long time ago
  • Sweden: does not smoke, is the reason Finland stopped smoking
  • Denmark: only smokes when drunk, not addicted to the nicotine when sober
  • Iceland: sometimes secretly smokes because he's an adult he can smoke if he wants to damnit
  • Norway: smokes when stressed, kinda addicted but won't admit it. I won't say he's a chainsmoker, but he does smoke a lot

anonymous asked:

Hello Denmark, do you know what the other Nordics are afraid of, if so, what are their fears?

My little Ice Ice baby-boy is afraid of dark

Nor fucker isn’t scared of anything?? Loosing oil?? Idk

Fin fan is scared of Sweden? Probably, idk. They’re weird couple anyway

And SweDen is scared of Santa Claus

I’m fucking Denmark and I’m not scared of anything!!!