sweat-like-keith

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[Well not anymore since we’re approaching 200 somehow, but you get the drill.
Anyways, thanks for 100 followers! Here’s some Paladin centric HCs for you guys!]

★ Keith convinced Pidge to try on Allura’s crown while she wasn’t paying attention

  • It got stuck on her head and they panicked and tried to cut it off with Keith’s sword

★ The “””Bonding Moment””” is a meme forever engrained in paladin history

★ Pidge voice: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a lion should be able to fly

  • Lance, sliding across a table towards Keith: So, ya like jazz?

★ Everyone has seen high school musical so whenever they form Voltron, they scream the chant

★ Lance convinced everyone to do facemasks as a bonding exercise

★ Alteans never grow hair anywhere besides their head and face

  • Lance remembered all the time he’s spent shaving and cried

★ It’s an ongoing joke to lean towards Keith at random times to see if he’s turning purple yet

★ Shiro found a space Sephora in another space mall and broke down in tears while Keith just patted his back awkwardly

  • “Listen, I know it’s been a while, but people are staring. Shiro, get up, you’re the black paladin omg”

★ It’s a regular thing for Hunk to just carry another paladin around

Hunk voice: It’s a castle, it’s a ship, it’s a castle ship!

★ Pidge, Coran and Hunk upgraded the Gladiators to be more challenging and unpredictable, but in the end almost ended up killing everyone

  • Allura and Lance ended up taking them out

★ They all changed outfits once out of boredom

★ Shiro found a group chat setting in the lions, and just sent a shit ton of lenny faces

★ Shiro knows for a fact that Keith has been pining over Lance since before all this Voltron Nonsense, and proceeds to be the annoying brother Keith wished he never had

  • Shiro, thirsty for gossip and enjoys making his brother suffer: So what’d say to him once you saw him for the first time since the Garrison
  • Keith, already planning ways he can kill himself: I pretended i didn’t know him
  • Shiro, spitting out his nunvil: yoU DID W H A T

★ Coran’s mustache got cut off once, and everyone was horrified.

  • It??? Grew back in a day though????

★ Pidge climbs onto the nearest person when she gets scared

Lance voice: We are Voltron bum ba dum bum bum bum bum

★ Coran is the one to insist he doesn’t have a favorite, but everyone knows it’s Lance

★ The paladins tried to find out if Shiro wore eyeliner or not

  • They camped out in the rafters, courtesy of Pidge, with motion detectors in Shiro’s room and cameras in every bathroom
  • They didn’t get their answer, and Keith fell out the rafters

★ Hunk: Gee, it sure seems like updog in here

  • Lance: Hunk no
  • Coran: What??
  • Hunk: Y’now updog
  • Allura: What??? Is updog???
  • Hunk is too busy screaming to answer, and Lance is done

★ Kaltnecker is still around and scares the crap out of the paladins

  • Lance, jumping five feet into the air: hOLY COW
  • Hunk, Pidge and Keith: ( ° ʖ °)
  • Lance: NO

★ Everyone has a group chat where the scream about Klance

★ Coran and Shiro scream the most since Keith and Lance respectively go to them more often

★ They quietly whisper right hand man whenever Allura shows up in her battlesuit

★ Alteans can glow and nobody finds out until the castle has a blackout and the paladins are shook

  • Lance: i toLD YOU GUYS THIS CASTLE WAS HAUNTED
  • Coran: Worry not paladins! We’ve got the situation under control
  • **Allura and Coran begin glowing**
  • Pidge, quietly underneath her breath: yo wtf

★ The paladins find out they can have elemental powers and proceed to freak the fuck out

  • Lance: WHAT IF KEITH LIGHTS ME ON F I R E
  • Keith: WHAT IF YOU DROWN US
  • Pidge: I am the Lorax i speak for the trees
  • Hunk: I can be friends with the Balmera!
  • Shiro: I can finally fly away from all my problems

★ They all unlock them in different ways

  • Keithy-boi accidentally lights his pillow on fire because he was thinking about Lance
  • Somebody makes the mistake of pissing off Hunk and a rock goes flying towards them
  • Shiro was finally chilling until Lance started screaming that he was floating
  • Pidge got really frustrated about an invention while they were on another planet and a bunch of trees surrounded her
  • Last but not least, Lance got super homesick at one point and all the sudden all the waters on the planet started rising

Allura, sitting at a table, eyebrows pinched in thought: What the quiznak is a peanut?

Paladins, pouring nunvil into tiny cups: SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS

★ Hunk has blackmail on everyone, but will only use it if he deems it completely necessary

★ Nobody ever lets Pidge curse and she is Tired™

★ On several occasions have the Green and Yellow lion had to save their paladins from doing something stupid in the name of science

★ Everyone tried to make lightsabers

  • They were in space so why not??
  • They cut off Coran’s mustache again

★ They went to a planet and drank something?? They next thing they knew is that they were in the castle, Hunk suddenly had longer hair, Pidge’s glasses were gone and that Keith and Lance had strangely similar rings

★ Lance made everyone matching letterman jackets

  • Coran and Shiro teared up

★ Pidge and Hunk made Lance a camera and he screamed

★ Existential crises become a normal thing

  • Shiro, suddenly pausing his training: We’re just fucking power rangers
  • Hunk, dropping Pidge who he was carrying: Oh my god—to Allura and Coran we are the aliens
  • Keith, stopping in the middle of an argument: My entire life, i wondered if aliens were real while i was an alien

★ Everyone assumes its Hunk who doesn’t curse, but it’s actually Lance

★ “How many episodes of Steven Universe have we missed oh my god”

Allura, who just found this out about balloons from Shiro: Ah, Pidge! how exactly does one get square balloons?

  • Pidge, finally seizing her chance: You blow square breaths
  • Allura, holding one finger up: (ό‿ὸ)ノ w h a t

★ Hunk remembered they disappeared before he got to see Moana and just laid down on the floor for several hours

  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is basically his dad meaning Hunk missed his dad’s disney movie.

★ They accidentally stole a Yupper that was owned by Prince Lotor

Shortly after forming Voltron: What in formation?

★ Hunk has made a mental note of how many times he’s been right about people not being trustworthy

  • It’s 157

Shiro at one point: jeez we need an adult

  • Shiro, this time horrified: wait i am the adult

★ “It’s not gay if it’s in space.” “Actually the moon is a lesbian, so it is gay. check and mate, Lance.”

Pidge, aggressively: kISS KISS FALL IN SPACE YOU LOSERS

★ They programmed the castle to play the wii music, and Shiro nearly went on a rampage

★ Lance actually ended up knitting all the arusians sweaters

★ “We are beauty, we are grace, we are just gays lost in space” “Shiro liKES MEMES?”

★ Aliens are lowkey terrified of humans now

  • “The black paladin got his arm ripped off and managed to escape the galra? Count me out

★ “Wait, Voltron is just five lions stacked on top of each other omg this is wild”

★ The castle is actually haunted somewhat

  • Nobody knows by who, but they know weird shit is always going on

★ “Who you gonna call?” “VOLTRON”

★ They’re so confused on why Allura and Coran have british accents

  • We’re in space???this makes no sense????

★ Hunk tells Coran he’s helping him cook but really he’s making sure everything is safe for human consumption

★ Lance broke his arm once and Allura passed out

★ Lance and Hunk are the only ones with normal sleeping schedules

  • Coran is always awake?? Nobody knows if he actually goes to sleep, they’re afraid for him

★ Coran taught Pidge every way through the vents and she now uses it to her advantage

★ Hunk is always getting marriage proposals from aliens

★ Pidge has almost been adopted on several occasions

★ They start a service that kinda works like fan mail and are surprised by how many kids want to be them

  • “Why do all these kids want to be dead inside???”

★ The tag yourself meme becomes a usual thing

  • “Tag urself, im that king that keith accidently set on fire”
  • “I’m Shiro screaming hysterically”
  • “I’m that guy who just doesn’t give any shits”

★ Allura is forever deemed Space Beyoncé

★ Coran has a special cup to protect his mustache from getting tea in it

Lance, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: Does liking Keith make me a furry?

★ Voltron malfunctioned somehow and threw them all onto the planet they were saving and no one has recovered

  • “I WANT A FUCKING REFUND, THIS MAGIC CAT MAN THREW ME OUT BITCH”
  • Voltron somehow beat it on it’s own???
  • Everyone is salty bc it did a better job than they ever did

★ “It’s okay if you’re a furry and a texan, we still love you.” “i alREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BROTHER BUT NOW T H I S”

★ Slav hangs around and drags everyone into the Multiverse theory

★ “gO GO POWER RANGERS” **bad sound effects**

★ They argue over what sound the particle barrier makes

  • “Guys, no. it makes that sound when you hear a window opening, y’know?”
  • “No, Lance, it’s more like the sound you hear when you’re on a swing”
  • “Both of you are wrong, it makes that sound you hear when you drop out of the sky”
  • “WE ARE STILL FIGHTING THE GALRA. But it actually makes a noise kinda like Shwooop.”

★ “How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals??”

  • “Hire Voltron”
  • “Everyone started hiring Voltron”
  • “Rich important people hired Voltron. Poor people who could not afford to hire Voltron did not hire Voltron”

★ **The Galra start attacking the ship** “Knock knock, it’s the Galra. With huge ships. With guns. Gunships.”

★ Shiro voice: Think about it, everyday we get one day closer to getting nachos

  • Hunk voice: that’s actually really nice
  • Pidge voice: what if i die tomorrow and don’t get nachos?
  • Keith voice: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
  • Lance voice: nO

★ Lance is always the last to find things out without fail

★ Once something was inside the castle that basically put people into a coma when the went to sleep, so everyone had to stay up for at least 2 weeks straight

  • Keith was so sleep deprived that he told Lance bad space pick-up lines for two hours while they cuddled
  • THEY WEREN’T DATING YET

★ They have a board that reads “The last time we did something gay”

  • The longest they’ve gone is 4 days

★ Everyone always forgets what number they are

  • Coran: Come on, number 3, I have something to show you!
  • The Paladins:  **Caveman spongebob meme**

★ “hEY NOW, YOU’RE IN VOLTRON, GET YOUR LION, GET REKT”

★ They have Bonding Sessions where they talk about their families and what they hope they’re doing

★ Everyone thinks it’s Keith or Pidge who talk about punching Iverson, but nope, it’s Hunk

  • He told everyone that Matt, Professor Holt and Shiro were dead and is probably telling his family the same thing
  • He’s not letting that shit slide

★ They visit Balmera regularly so Hunk can see his rock girlfriend

  • BALLmera is life amirite?”

★ Everyone has so many questions over Allura’s hair

  • “Is her hair made out of clouds, or am i dreaming?”
  • “How did she get all of that into a bun? i can barely put my hair into a ponytail wtf”

★ “I’m paladin” “I hate this fucking family”

★ No one can count how many times they’ve seen Keith staring at Lance while he wasn’t looking

Coran, obviously frustrated shortly after Pidge goes missing at some point: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?

  • Hunk, quietly, but with a lot of feeling: You forget to cherish her

anonymous asked:

Sorry if this is late. Not sure when 12 is for you. But. #70, Shiro, serious sick fic? I would love you forever.

It’s the 1000 Followers Special!  Based on these prompts.  Prompts are now closed.  Don’t want to see all 35 of these?  Block ‘1000 Followers Special’.  Can’t read on mobile?  These will slowly be posted to AO3 starting in a few days as ‘Hold Up Half the Sky’.  A huge thank you to Xagrok for the beta’ing!

AND THIS IS IT!  DONESKI!  FINITO!!  AHAHAHA!!!

….so my 2k milestone is 50 people away.

…..I might wait till 2.5k


“Uh, Shiro, you doing okay?”

Shiro paused, feet stumbling mid-step before he found his pace again, then he frowned over at Hunk.  “What do you mean?”  

Glancing down pointedly at Shiro’s feet, Hunk shoved on his helmet.  “You look a little flustered.  You okay?”

“He means you’re sweating like Pidge,” Keith translated flatly.  “You don’t look so good.”

Oh, jeez.  Shiro huffed in frustration, glancing between them both.  There was silence ahead of them from Pidge and Lance, which meant they were listening in carefully.

Of course they picked now to actually listen to him.

…Eugh, Shiro’s temper really was shot.

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  • Shiro: i want you to lead Voltron
  • Keith: why would i do that?
  • Shiro: because i believe in you.
  • Keith: you know Shiro, i trust you, but this sounds fishy.
  • Shiro: what do you mean?
  • Keith: the last time you said that you believe in me, it was at the garrison, and you said, that i'll be fine on my own.
  • Shiro: *sweats* it's not like that...
  • Keith: i hope so, otherwise i would interpret it as a punishment for something very, very, very bad.
  • Shiro: *dizziness* of... course not.
  • Keith: good.

Usually, at this time, Keith would be training.
He had been, for a little while, until he started to feel a swooshing dizziness that nearly knocked him off his feet, no gladiator required.
Still he continued, until levels he’d usually breeze through were kicking him down, and the dizziness worsened until certain steps or moves in certain directions made his vision blacken.
That was what made him stop, with a ridiculous amount of reluctance.
Keith curled up against the wall, sighing. He felt tired, and even though he’d been active, training and sweating, Keith felt like he was freezing.
This again. 
Keith stayed there for a moment longer, before trying to get up.
Unfortunately, he couldn’t.
He thought himself pretty fortunate that most people didn’t bother him when training. He’d just… lay here for a moment until he could feel his legs again.
That sounded like a good idea.

a short klance thing i wrote that probably wont make it into a longer fic

Lance kisses like he’s never kissed anyone before, and Keith thinks maybe he hasn’t. If that were months ago, he would preen slightly with pride, knowing that that wasn’t something Lance could dangle over his head, the way Keith knows he would if he were given the chance. But it’s not months ago, and Keith is just glad that he isn’t the only one floundering here.

Lance tilts his head in the wrong direction and almost smashes their noses together. Their teeth clank together painfully and he smells like sweat and Keith can’t quite tell what to do with his hands, hovering in the air awkwardly, and he’s thinking about that and not about kissing. They pull away, and Lance is laughing before they’re even fully apart.

“That was so bad,” he says, still smiling, his cheeks pink. Keith is nervous for a second, scared that Lance is going to say that they should never try that again or that it was Keith’s fault for being inexperienced, but Lance only shakes his head, still grinning, and says, “Second time?”

Keith nods quickly. Their teeth clash again, but there’s less spit this time.

jackieskeleton  asked:

I have a Sheith request. I'm curious to know what their first date would look like.

Shiro was sitting by the table in an empty hangar. Trying to come up with a good date idea was harder than do the math. In many things, Shiro could be Keith’s first, but he wasn’t his first date. After fours years of friendship, Takashi Shirogane knew, that taking his good friend to a bar and get him drunk would be too suspicious. After all, four years were four years. He started to concentrate on things Keith loves, but then, he realized, that all the things Keith likes, they do together on a daily basis. It was hard to find an activity for dating when the person you want to date is your friend. 

Shiro thought of races, poll, extreme sports, to the most stupid thing Keith loves: UFO cons. But then, UFO wasn’t that bad if Keith loves those things. Maybe a movie and food would be enough for a date. Or they can just walk around, talk and drink some Starbucks coffee. They would write his name as Siro and Keith would be chuckling calling him Siro for the rest of the day, asking where Shiro went and why this Shiro is such an asshole, leaving him on their date. 

Sipping on his beer, Shiro tapped on the screen of his tablet. Friday night was beaten, full and danger. He could take Keith on the beach, kissing him while the sound of the sea would eares any nervousness and shyness. But then, even though Keith loves water he rather stayed away. 

“Sand worms?” a voice behind his back has scared Shiro. He choked on his beer while Keith took his tablet and started to read.

Come and survive! The sand worms are dangerous and fearless!” Keith deepened his voice. “Kids aren’t welcomed. Please bring your own food and drinks.” 

Shiro wiped his mouth and placed the bottle on the table. Reading from Shiro’s tabled, Keith sat on Shiro’s thighs. “Ten bucks, no health insurance.” 

Without complying, Shiro wrapped his arms around Keith’s waist and rested his head on his shoulder. Keith’s voice was enough for him to relax and lose the sense of time. Sand worms, or King Kong, it didn’t matter when he could hold Keith in his arms. 

“Do you want to take me to some perverse BDSM game with worms instead of tentacle?” 

“Yes,” Shiro teased only to see where this conversation is leading them. 

“I never thought of worms in my body holes.”

“Alright!” Shiro blinked horrified, “you won! YOU WON!” 

Keith laughed. Turning to face to Shiro he tapped his head with the tablet. Shiro whined and snuggled his nose to Keith’s white t-shirt. Four years of friendship taught Shiro when to give up and what battle he should choose. Sometimes he forgot that Keith came alone to this world. A bird that never experienced the cage. And now, all the skies belonged to him. 

“You smell like the sun.”

“Does the sun smell like sweat and coffee?” Keith smiled. 

“I don’t know where to take you on the date.” Pouting, Shiro rubbed his nose against Keith’s arm. If it were on him, he would take Keith to the sun. The heat would probably melt them, but they would melt together, into one solid body and then, they’d evaporate.

“Well, no pressure, Armstrong, wait for the compression.” Keith leaned on, kissing Shiro on the top of his head. 

“I’m trying, Lindbergh.” 

“Well, then,” he caressed Shiro’s cheek, “you should’ve to ask me.” 

“The worms aren’t good enough?” Shiro murmured. 

“No. I don’t like worms.”

“But you’re the lone eagle.”

“I’m a special kind, VIP kind,” Keith smiled. “You know what?”

“What?”

“Let’s take this as our first date.” 

Shiro whimpered because the feeling of a complete uselessness started to beat his bones, changing them into diamonds. Not moving, he only looked into Keith’s violet eyes. They spent four years doing things they love together. Shiro knew that the line between friendship and lovers had been erased the moment, he kissed Keith in this hangar. 

“Look how beautiful this day is.” Keith stood up. He put his hands into the back pocket of his jeans and walked towards the door of the hangar. “This is where you kissed me.” 

The sun painted Keith’s skin to orange. His silky black hair reflected off the sunlight, creating a halo over his head. That was all, Shiro needed to see to completely forget about the date. He stood up, closing the distance between himself and his boyfriend. 

“You’re right.” Shiro bumped their shoulders together, “this is a beautiful day. What about a ride into the desert?” 

Mmm,” Keith smiled, “our first date in the Mojave desert. I like that.”

“Then let’s go.” Shiro took his hand a pulled him forward. 

“You know what? The best ideas come spontaneously.”

“But the desert worms live in the desert you know that, right?” Shiro asked, walking side by side with Keith who tried not to laugh. 

“We can bring some and go fishing. That will be our second date.” 

“There’s no river or lake.”

“We have jets.”

Babe what did I told you about unauthorized flights!”

“Nothing?”

“Babe!”

What?” Keith singsonged, following Shiro’s leading like a shadow follows sunlight.  

“Stop smiling like that!”

“But Sunshine!”  Keith laughed, refusing to let go of Shiro’s hand although their palms were sweaty already. 

“Why do I like you, Kogane? Your lack of discipline is horrible.” Shiro teased him. He let go, but only because he wanted to pull Keith closer and inhale his scent. Kissing Keith’s pale neck, he felt the vibrations when Keith said: “Because every Sunshine needs a shadow.” 

Years later, Shiro wished he cherished this moment better. Sitting in a dark room, somewhere far away from Earth, he was trying to remember the kiss Keith gave him after they arrived in the desert. First date or was it the second date? How many dates they had? Was Keith still waiting for him? Or he found someone else, and now they were kissing in the desert looking at the dark sky decorated by stars? 

Shiro saw many stars, but not even one looked like the Sun because there was no shadow. 

Ta-ku - Sweat Like Keith

Australian producer Ta-ku manipulates Keith Sweat’s “Twisted” into an almost unrecognizable state. Leaving only the most essential of vocals, Ta-ku takes the track from a slowtempo 90s R&B jam to an experimental, pulsating, it’s-getting-hot-in-here tune. Download the track here or here as part of his Make It Last EP released via LFTF.

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ROBIN OVER HERE BEGGING LIKE KEITH SWEAT.