sweat gland

In case no one told you growing up

Many wonderful additions have been posted in the reblogs if you care to look through them (the post would be a giant if I added them all, plus I don’t see them all myself).

An anon asked me for a version of this specifically for feminine hygiene. You can see it here.

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  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advanced of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

so while I will begrudgingly admit that I enjoyed Cars 3, I also kept getting taken out of it because of how many fucking questions the Cars universe raises

there’s this character that’s a school bus.. like… a normal human school bus… Not a school bus designed to transport other cars, like Mack or the helicopter from the first movie, but like… designed to carry humans inside of her?? she even references the school district she’s from?? if she was from a car school wouldn’t she be designed to carry cars not people?? is the Cars universe a post-apocalyptic nightmare world where sentient cars wiped out the humans or what??

there’s one part where Lightning McQueen fixes something by taping it back together offscreen and I’m like?? how?? you don’t have hands???

Cruz comments that something is high quality and made out of real metal but isn’t that sort of like something being made out of human skin or bones or something

a lot of the movie is about how Lightning feels inferior to the newer younger cars, but… where are they coming from?? do the cars procreate? do they just… build new cars? who is building these new cars?? and if they’re being built why can’t Lightning just get some newer parts to help him compete??

there are child cars, so… how do they get older? are their parents replacing their parts every year? are they somehow growing organically?? does it have to do with whatever horrific event wiped out humanity?

there’s a part where lightning gets all four of his wheels removed and isn’t that sort of gruesome?? aren’t those like, his legs? and wait so every time he gets a pitstop he’s getting his legs ripped off and replaced with new ones?????

why the fuck do touchscreens exist in the Cars universe THEY DON’T HAVE HANDS

why do the cars have tongues and teeth if they run on gas

all the girl cars have car eyeliner ~so you can tell that they’re girls~ but how the hell do they apply it WITH NO HANDS

if there are car billionaires, then there is car money. who is on the car money? are there car presidents? is one of them Gerald Ford? where do cars keep their car money? in their trunks? do they have car wallets? but if they keep their wallets in their trunks isn’t that like keeping your wallet in your buttcrack all the time?

Sally implies that Lightning McQueen is smelly after being a shut-in for months… so… the cars can sweat? they have sweat glands? is there car deodorant or do they just go to car washes? where would they put the car deodorant? are their wheel wells their armpits? how do they put on car deodorant WITHOUT HANDS

there’s a scene where a forklift plays a guitar and I just

Murderbeast in Action

(I posted ages ago, the 7-foot two-headed murderbeast, different party and game (3.5e) but same character (Pathfinder Summoner))

Context: The party has been ambushed by a bunch of horse-sized spiders. My summoner was clever enough to have his eidolon summoned before the ambush happened. The Eidolon had four attacks, multiattack, and was now buffed with a Prayer, Magic Fang, and Bull’s Strength.

DM: Your turn?

Summoner (Me): I multiattack the spider in front of me.

*Rolls Damage, crits twice*

DM: Okay, you just… Eviscerate the spider. It becomes Spider confetti.

Rest of the Party: Nice!

*Round goes by*

DM: (Me), your turn.

Summoner: Pyrefly (my eidolon) turns to the spider next to me, and both heads grin at it.

DM: The spider starts to sweat, despite lacking sweat glands. It also whispers under its breath “Oh shit…”

(The spider died in one turn)

JACKSEPTICEYE FUNFACTFILE

all facts you see here have been seen or said in his videos. they all come from many different videos, so please don’t ask me for the source, because i won’t remember.  Also, some of these may be incorrect, dont kill me. i might update this post once in a while when i learn new things, but ah.

JACKSEPTICEYE FACTS:

  • Is only just below 5′10, making him shorter by Mark (5′9 and a half maybe?)
  • Despite being Irish, he hates getting drunk, but will drink cans or cups of beer sometimes during videos, usually the long one hour ones.
  • A while back, around the time when Jack was with his korean girlfriend, he wanted to move to Korea and be an English teacher for children.
  • He can still speak Korean.
  • Jack has a scar above his left eye where the football hit him (aka the septic eye), you can see it in his eyebrow.
  • Has a degree in hotel management, but studied sound design as well.
  • Around the age of 16-17, he went through the punk phase, meaning he got his ears pierced, listened to punk music, wore black, went to mosh pits, and even had his own band for a while.
  • Jack actually meant to get gauges a size smaller than 8mm, but the people at the piercing place told him no one was in that specialised in those piercing sizes and asked him if he wanted to a size higher (8mm) so he said “fuck it” and got them. The reason he still has the holes is because if you go 8mm and over, the holes won’t reseal.
  • Since Jack had to learn hotel management, he had to learn how to clean hotel rooms, in the correct order. (theres an order of what you have to clean first, apparently.)
  • Lost his virginity at the age of 16.
  • Has VERY dirty humor, but when getting on to the topic of sex in video games he gets very embarrassed.
  • Hasn’t smoked weed.
  • Jack was actually meant to get on Mark’s roof to do that “TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES” in that one RYC of Mark’s, but Mark forgot about it so it never happened.
  • Played Bugsy Malone when he was younger. (just imagine bby jack trying to imitate a new yorker accent…)
  • Likes Simon Stalenhag’s artwork. (i agree, it’s really, really aesthetically pleasing.)
  • Doesn’t draw, but he owns a small drawing tablet from his Drawing Your Tweets series.
  • Despite having a fear of heights, as a child, Jack would climb up trees for HOURS, as in, he would climb up trees and then climb back down and repeat the whole process.
  • Does not like the idea of blood being taken out of his body, it creeps him out.
  • Might be allergic to cats. He says this because every time he touches a cat he starts sneezing a lot.
  • Is the youngest of five.
  • Seems to really like robots, he has said he really likes The Iron Giant or Wall-E, and gets really happy when he plays video games based on robots.
  • Really likes voice acting.
  • Had rlly chubby cheeks as a baby
  • If you look closely you can see that Jack’s mustache has a red tinge unlike his beard. 
  • Use to work out A LOT but stopped not long before he started youtube, little leprachaun had GAINS
  • Wishes he could be good at acting.
  • When Jack dressed up all nice n fancy for the SXSW gaming awards, he mentioned he actually has another suit he would have used, but went with the blue one instead. The other one was grey.
  • Buys a lot of childrens toys because he generally likes them and wants to own them. Usually most of the time he’ll see a toy in a window and be like “I want that.”
  • In 2014, Jack actually had a roommate named Killian, Killian was in a few videos, including this , this , and this. Killian eventually moved out.
  • Jack was given an opportunity to be apart of Youtube Rewind of 2015, but turned it down since he had things to do and didn’t have time to fly out to America.
  • Would like his own dog to have in the apartment.
  • Jack actually doesn’t have much of an Irish accent, it’s actually very, very subtle compared to other Irish accents. Like Ross, for example.
  • Jack is actually able to get his voice incredibly deep considering his natural voice, a lot of professional voice actors aren’t able to achieve that.
  • Wishes he can start working out again so he starts getting healthy again.
  • Jack is actually, believe it or not, not a whale biologist. I’m only putting this here because i fuckING THOUGHT HE WAS FOR A WHOLE YEAR.
  • Takes his coffee black with two sugars.
  • Jack’s actual reason why he doesn’t sleep other than thats it’s only for the weak, is that he really doesn’t see the point, he thinks that the time for sleeping could be used for better things. I also remember him mentioning once that since he’s in the same timezone as felix, some times he would skype felix and just talk to him. Idk whether he still does that. 
  • Has a silver tooth, whether it’s a filling or he was born w/ it, it’s there.
  • Had very dark pink hair around the same time when he started his punk phase, theres no photos of it unfortunately.
  • Jack doesn’t have his drivers license, he regrets not getting it when he had the chance because the rules in Ireland have become a lot more harder.
  • Since Jack doesn’t wear gauges anymore, instead he puts shit like clothes hangers, keychains, hand sanitizer clips, and even MORE stuff in the holes. 
  • Doesn’t have proper functional sweat glands. I always wondered why he didn’t seem so sweaty in vive videos or on panels. Instead he gets a rash.
  • In a video, Ian (Idubbz) asked Jack for some pubes.. and well, Jack did.
  • Was a fan of k-pop once, but that was a while back.
  • Hasn’t gotten sick in years.
  • HATED studying in music theory when he was in college
  • When he used to live in the cabin, by his house, there lived a little shetland pony that was in a video once.
  • Favorite birthday was his 7th, he even knew the presents he got were hand-me downs but recalls it to still be the best time.
  • Sometimes, Jack gets these awkward moments where if he walks through a doorway and it feels odd he’ll have to step through it again for it to be equal, same with when he balls one fist he has to ball the other.
  • Used to cut his own hair.
  • There is a vine of him which he filmed in college.
  • Here is a video of Jack voice-acting a detective saying a ton of puns for one of Robin’s animations
  • Has an awful gag reflex. Once stuck his thumb in his mouth and gagged.
Anatomy & Physiology Overview - The Ear

Outer ear 

  • Pinna (auricle) - visible part of the ear outside of the head.  
  • External auditory canal 
  • Ceruminous glands - specialized sudoriferous glands (sweat glands) located subcutaneously in the external auditory canal. They produce cerumen (earwax) by mixing their secretion with sebum and dead epidermal cells.

 Middle ear: air filled 

  • Tympanic membrane -  vibrates in response to sound waves 
  • Malleus, incus and stapes - 3 small bones that transmit vibrations to each other

Inner ear: fluid filled 

  • Mechanoreceptor for hearing and balance 
  • Vesibular apparatus - balance
  • Semicircular canals 
  • Cochlea
  •  • Organ of Cor -  sensory epithelial cell

Cochlea

  • Perilymph = similar in compositon to plasma – Na+ 
  • Endolymph = high in K+ 
  • Organ of Cor: contains hair cells – move due to pressure waves 
  • 50-100 stereocilia on each cell 
  • Longest embedded in tectorial membrane 

In the cochlea that the vibrations transmitted from the eardrum through the tiny bones are converted into electrical impulses sent along the auditory nerve to the brain. 

  • The cochlea is a tapered tube which circles around itself 
  • The basilar membrane divides the tube lengthwise into two fluid-filled canals joined at the tapered end. 
  • ossicles transmit vibration to the cochlea where they attach at the oval window
  • resultant waves travel down the basilar membrane where they are “sensed” by  16-20,000 hair cells (cilia) attached to it which poke up from a third canal called the organ of Corti
  • Organ of Corti transforms the stimulated hair cells into nerve impulses 
  • Waveforms travelling down the basilar membrane peak in amplitude at differing spots along the way according to their frequency 
  • Higher frequencies peak out at a shorter distance down the tube than lower frequencies
  • The hair cells at that peak point give a sense of that particular frequency
  • The distance between pitches follows the same logarithmic distance as our perception of pitch i.e. the placement of octaves are equidistant.
holy fucking shit

Sorry in advance for the TMI but I may have found the holy grail to my acne issues and I want to share for anyone struggling.
as far back as I can remember, I have struggled horribly with nodule cystic acne, not just on my face but my neck, chest and back. Sometimes so bad that I can’t even lay on my back or wear bras because it would hurt too much. I have been in and out of dermatologists since I was 13 and I was unwilling to try accutane, which is a drug that closes your sweat glands to minimize acne, though it can have severe health defects. 

I’ve always hoped I’d grow out of it and when I didn’t (I am 25) the lab experiments continued; every kind of chemical claiming to fix it, every kind of natural remedy to cure it, tanning, in and out of doctor offices testing my hormones, showering 3 times a day because I am an athlete..NOTHING WORKED. 

Well recently my back has been flaring up again and it’s been painfully embarrassing, so willing again to play chemist, I put my knowledge to use and made a concoction, put it in a spray bottle (to easily access my entire back) and OMG! it’s been 2 days and my skin doesn’t hurt to the touch and almost all the inflammation is down already. 

1 part witch hazel; a well known acne fixer
2 part Apple Cider Vineager; known to kill bacteria, dissolve dead skin cells, and balance ph levels
1 part bactine; acne of any type is a wound, treat it as such! Bactine is an antiseptic with lidocaine aka a PAIN RELIEVER so sooth your painful cysts

throw that all together in a little spray bottle and spray on 1-3 times a day and watch the magic

Be My ♥ Color

a/n: be more chill x soulmate au. :o its a prologue just to test the waters but I’m stoked. if you wanna be tagged in the series letmeknow.kbyethanx.
summary: Jeremy Heere never knew he missed something until he realized he was living a world not only devoid of colors but of a soulmate. After a terrible incident he’s found himself chasing after colors he wants; and realizing there are some colors he needs as well.
sincerely tagging: @hell-yes-puns-and-ships for being the best beta ever <3 ilysm
warning: pantless Mr. Heere; near drowning incident
w/c: 3239K

Menu Screen → 00


“Dad.”

“Yes, Son?”

Jeremy looked over at his father who was making a turn signal with his hand as they approached the exit to Jeremy’s high school. “Why…why are you doing this?” He stared blankly at the building coming into view. The grey letters that spelled out ‘Middleborough’ against an even greyer brick background. The perks of only seeing in the spectrum that was devoid of color…the school matched the way Jeremy felt.

Mr. Heere shrugged a little not noticing for a second his son’s deadpanned expression. “You missed your bus, I mean I kept calling you up but you were in your room with the door locked, and the lights off, I’m pretty sure you were at your desk too since you dropped your lotion bottle on the—“

“Ah ok, Dad, I mean why are you driving me to school…WITHOUT ANY PANTS!” 

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I'm not a good person
Pat The Bunny
I'm not a good person

I’m not a good person.

Ask anyone who knows me.

I’m mean and bitter and a failure at everything that I say I believe.

I’m not a good person.

Ask anyone who loves me.

I never write, I never call, I never think about anyone at all.

I’m not a good person, no matter what I do.

My exhaustion will consume me and I’m too tired for the truth.

I’m not a good person.

I’m sure you’re not surprised.

It must be pouring out my sweat glands, it must be someplace in my eyes.

I don’t know why I am this way.

It’s been like this since I can remember.

I try to keep up with everything I know I should do, but then I fall to pieces anyway.

I don’t know why I am the way.

I’m not a good person, not even to you.

I’m staying home because I can’t stand the sound of another heartbeat in the room.

I’m not a good person.

Fuck it, you know it’s true

I’m lazy, I’m a coward, I’m asleep all day in my room.

I don’t know why I am this way.

It’s been like this since I can remember.

I try to keep up with everything I know I should do, but then I fall to pieces anyway.

I don’t know why I am this way.

doomofoldvalyria  asked:

So quickish question. For my A&P class, we have to design a new organ system for the human body. Are there organ systems that some animals have that we don't? I was thinking venom sacs in humans (but that's an extension of digestive system) or gills (extension of respiratory... do you see my problem here??).

Are you asking for a new system or a new organ, because there are lots of organs in the animal kingdom that we humans just don’t have.

A entirely new system is extremely difficult to think of, because evolution does a reasonably good job at producing creatures that live, and all their basic systems are universal. Everything respires, everything eats, everything filters waste, etc. These are pretty basic properties of life.

Systems are made up of organs, but just because we don’t have a venom gland doesn’t mean that it necessarily doesn’t count as ‘new’ just because we already have an intestine. Almost everything is basically a modified something-else. Mammary glands are modified sweat glands, for example.

A few organs in the animal kingdom that are very different to those we possess include, but are by no means limited to:

  • Labyrinth organ (fish)
  • Lateral line (fish)
  • tentacles
  • tail
  • vomeronasal organ
  • Rumen

And so on. While we share many similarities across the evolutionary tree, there are lots of variations on anatomy that we just don’t have. Remember than an organ is just a bunch or organized tissue that performs a purpose, you have lots of options.

Oh, and sorry if this ask is answered too late, but I really shouldn’t be doing your homework for you. :)

paleesky  asked:

EYYYYY *FINGER GUNS* 😂😂😂 SOOO A PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU! One day, pidge asks Keith," Daddy Keith! How does daddy Shiro smell so nice all the time?" THIS in turn causes Keith to be curious too and fluff happens. 😂😂💞💞💞 loove youuu!

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST QUOTED “TEMPORARY FIX.” TO. ME. lmao

[The Voltron Family] The family was done with dinner and it was Pidge and Lance’s turn to wash the dishes. Keith was still in the table, trying to answer emails via phone. Shiro passed by Pidge by the sink—who just placed the plates Lance handed to her—and ruffled her hair.

Pidge: *annoyed* Daddy Shiro! Ugh. This is why I’m not getting any taller!
Shiro: *laughs* Hey! Don’t blame me on that! It’s not my fault you stay up too late. When you were younger, I made sure you slept at 8pm. Now that you’re 16, you’re staying up til what? 11pm? *fake gasp* Why, my child?
Pidge: Nonya. *grumbles*
Shiro: What?
Pidge: Nonya business. *sticks tongue out*
Shiro: Did you just quote Moana?
Lance: *sings* Moana~ Make way~ Make way~ *gathers the glasses*
Shiro: *turns back to Pidge* Goodnight, sweetheart. *leans in for a kiss*
Pidge: *disgruntled* *turns head away* *not giving in* *turns the faucet*
Shiro: *pouts* Oh, cmon. Keith, Pidge won’t give me a goodnight kiss!
Keith: *not looking up from his phone* Pidge, give your Daddy Shiro a goodnight kiss. 
Pidge: *grumbles* *turns* *gives Shiro a peck* Goodnight.
Shiro: *beams* Goodnight, sweetheart.

Shiro turned around to give Lance and Keith a goodnight kiss too. He left the kitchen and gave Hunk one as well who was in the living room. As soon as Shiro headed upstairs to the bedroom, Pidge spoke up.

Pidge: Daddy Keith, how come Daddy Shiro smells so nice all the time?
Keith: *looks up* *raises an eyebrow* You’d rather have him smelling bad?
Pidge: No! I mean like, he smells nice all the damn time.
Lance: *joins Pidge with the washing* I agree. Ever since we were kids, I noticed, since I like to hug him most of the time. He has this specific smell that’s so…. Daddy Shiro. It’s nice. 
Pidge: *nods* It’s nice, yeah. Like, he bathes in perfume or something.
Lance: Or he sweats perfume. *finger guns Pidge*
Pidge: Yeah. Not quite possible but yeah, seems like he sweats perfume. *eyes widens* I mean, DOES HE ACTUALLY SWEATS PERFUME?
Hunk: *joins them* I have a theory. What if he injects himself, so his sweat glands excrete such fragrant substance instead of the usual sweat?
Lance: Well, Daddy Shiro IS a doctor. 
Pidge: What does he actually even do inside his clinic? *twitches eyes*

Now that got Keith curious. As soon as he went up to the master bedroom, he looked for Shiro who just got out of the bathroom (with just a towel to cover his lower parts) and was looking for a pair of pyjamas. Keith eyed him suspiciously.

Keith: *wraps his hands around Shiro’s waist* Takashi. *rests his chin on top of Shiro’s shoulder* *sneakily tries to smell him*
Shiro: *turns his head* Oh, Keith. Did you want to take a bath together?
Keith: *shakes head* No, no, it’s fine. *closes his eyes and clicks his tongue* Dammit. The kids were right. 
Shiro: Uh?? About what?
Keith: They have this ridiculous theory that you sweat perfume.
Shiro: *in disbelief* What? *laughs* Oh my god? What?
Keith: *lets go of Shiro* I might actually have to agree on that. You smell really good. All the time. I mean, I know you just took a bath but you smell exactly the same even in the morning, at noon and even when you get home from work. Like, you really really smell good all the time. What are you using? I don’t see you spraying perfume in the morning on a Saturday?! We stayed home the whole day. So you have no excuse. Are you secretly not human? Are you what? An alien? Did I marry an alien all this time?! No human is allowed to look and smell that good 25/8, Takashi.
Shiro: *laughs and pulls Keith into a hug* You and the kids are being silly.
Keith: I want proof that you’re not an alien. *eyes Shiro suspiciously*
Shiro: *gives Keith a peck* I think you’re forgetting one huge factor here, baby.
Keith: What? 
Shiro: You smell really good, too. And we’re always together, so… *nuzzles Keith’s neck with his nose*
Keith: *laughs* Shiro, stop that! I haven’t even taken a bath yet. 
Shiro: *smiles* See, that’s the thing. You smell so fresh all the time. Are you using that perfume I gave you earlier this year?
Keith: Yeah I am. Really good too— *stops and slaps Shiro playfully* Stop changing the subject! Oh my god.
Shiro: *laughs even harder* I think it’s my body wash actually that your Mom gives me every year.
Keith: *jaw drops* My own mother gives you body wash every year?
Shiro: Yeah, every birthday. I told her I liked it the first time and she’s been my supplier ever since. Also, I think the lotion I use too. And maybe that facial cream and of course, my perfume—
Keith: Oh my god. How many stuff do you even put on your body?
Shiro: Hey! As much as I’d like to say I wake up looking and smelling like this, I don’t exactly look like a Roman god without putting effort. *winks*
Keith: *in disbelief* The kids thought you were injecting perfume!
Shiro: Pffftt! That’s so ridiculous. *blinks* But actually not a bad idea. Huh.
Keith: *slaps* Don’t you dare, Takashi Shirogane.
Shiro: *smirks* Oh? Do I get a prize if I don’t? *pulls Keith in*
Keith: Hmmm, I dunno. What would you like, Takashi? *raises an eyebrow*
Shiro: What would I… like? *leans in*
Pidge: Daddy Keith! *enters the room* Did you find out about Daddy Shiro?
Shiro: Every. Damn. Time. *grits his teeth*
Keith: *laughs* This is actually all your fault to be honest. 

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Rain Forest Eeveelutions (Open Species, please link back to this post somewhere and give credit. I’d love to see what people do with them!)

A population of the Eevee line that developed and evolved in heavy rain forest areas. They’re smaller in size and harder to tame in captivity, making them unsuitable companion Pokemon for inexperienced trainers. Hunted for their fur, they were once considered a Vulnerable Species but are now listed as Least Concern. (Heavily based on Ocelots and various animals)

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Bakugou s/o headcanons

Ok so I’ve spent entirely too long thinking about Bakugou’s nitro sweat and the consequences of such a thing for, ya know, sexytimes.
Because yes, I’m like that.

And the other day, I had a revelation. I have to credit @leeva-z-kai for this particular discovery, because I never thought of it, but while Bakugou is very averse to touch in general… he only seems to have nitroglycerin sweat in his palms. The rest of him is, we’re meant to believe, has regular old sweat glands.
And I can’t believe it took me that long, because he literally only ever shown with explosions from his palms.
This, my friends, opens possibilities.
 

I have this image, that Bakugou has to be careful about what he touches, because nitroglycerine, even when not activated as a quirk, is volatile AF. This is possibly why you very rarely see him use his hands outside of combat (he only ever whacks one person ever, and that is Kirishima in the cavalry battle, but that dude is made of rocks so…).
If, most likely in a few years, he were to have an s/o, and find himself in intimate situations, he’s sure as hell going to be super careful around them.

Do you know what this means?!!? Constant self-imposed hands-off policy. Most of his love life is a lap dance where he’s not allowed to put his hands on the dancer.
I bring you headcanons:

  •  We’ve already seen that he’s very slow to let down his guard. This kid wrestles with a lot of stuff, so I do believe he’d have to mature and just… process a bit before he can even enter a healthy relationship.
  • Even then, slow to admit that he has feels for someone. Feelings are for weaklings and no amount of character development is going to turn him into a soft boy.
  • I do believe that once he makes it to hero status, he’ll have fangirls and boys all over him (I mean, who doesn’t love a bad boy, the BnHA fandom sure as hell does). I also believe he won’t give a shit about these people. They fuel his ego, yes, but also, they’re extras.
  • I very much think that for him to actually fall in love, he’ll need an equal. Someone he respects. Someone he can spar with. Someone that challenges him, one way or another. This doesn’t necessarily need to be a fighter. Someone with the confidence, the intelligence or the sheer sass to meet him on a level field could knock his socks off.
  • This person would also need the patience of a saint, because he rarely answers his texts and he won’t let it be known if something bothers him, until it’s already too late and there’s a loud bang from  kitchen because he exploded the toaster for some reason. He is, however, very adamant about channelling his aggression towards  villains and the occasional inanimate object.
  • Not much of a cuddler in a relaxed, non-sexual environment (see earlier, not too fond of being touched), but he’ll do it, with a sigh and an eyeroll, if s/o whines about it.
  • Once he gets comfortable around his partner, he is very into kissing though. Hands shoved deep into his pockets, leaning in and just… surprisingly soft kisses.
  • You know the kabe don thing Japanese delinquents do? When they cage their partner against a wall? He LOVES that, though he has to do a slo-mo version, because one time he whacked the wall too hard and it went boom, startling s/o. There were no kisses for him that time :(


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Detective Lupin

Hi can you please write an imagine where your dating young Remus and you have hyperhidrosis on your hands. (basically my sweat glands over work and I’m sweating 99% of the time even if it’s cold) and you’re really insecure about it and you don’t want to hold his hands at first cause your worried it will gross him out.

omg pal, i hope i did this justice!!!  and trust me, we all suffer from sweaty hands, myself included and it is the worst, I’m known as the clammy one in my group of friends, don’t be insecure about it, it’s part of being a human being xxx

Dating Remus Lupin was like a dream come true, every day you were amazed at just how sweet and kind he was. From walking you to and from class, to asking you how your day was going and to him surprising you with sweets, the list could go on forever. Although you’ve only been dating for 3 months, it felt like the two of you had known each other for years, you were completely in sync and you told each other everything … well almost everything.

You had hyperhidrosis, before you began dating Remus you didn’t really mind your condition but now, you wanted to hold hands with him as you walked down the hall, or when you were out and about at Hogsmeade but you didn’t want to gross him with your sweaty hands. You had tried everything from washing your hands a million times throughout the day, to having an endless supply of hand sanitizer and baby powder that you used every half hour just to dry out your hands.

Deep in your heart you knew that Remus wouldn’t break up with you over this, but at the same time you wanted to be the perfect girlfriend for him, he was a werewolf for crying out loud, he deserved some kind of normalcy in his life. Such thoughts gnawed away during the rest of your History of Magic class, and before you knew it, class was dismissed, you quickly dug out the small container of baby powder and sprinkled some into your hands, hoping that it would dry out your hands within the next five seconds as you headed towards the door where Remus was waiting for you, a soft smile on his face.

“Hello, love, how was class?” He asked, grabbing your book bag and reaching out his hand towards yours but you quickly moved it out of the way, making it seem as you needed to fix your ponytail in that exact moment.

“Boring as usual, how was Potions? Did the boys manage to set something on fire today?”

“Fortunately no, I don’t think Slughorn is going to let them near any flammable things for the rest of the year…” he chuckled, eyeing your hands and how you kept grabbing on to random things just to avoid holding his hand, from fiddling with your uniform tie or scarf, to twirling your hand. You continue the rest of the walk towards the forest where your Care of Magical Creatures class took place, much to your luck, it was still cold out so you quickly dug out your gloves and put them on, as soon as they were on, you grabbed Remus’s free hand and intertwined it with your own.

“I thought you were afraid you were gonna catch my cooties back there…” he said arching an eyebrow and looking down to your hands.

“Hahaha, no, I just um needed to fix my hair.” You countered, hoping that he would drop the subject. You only held hands with him when you were outside because it was cold enough to wear gloves, and due to that he wouldn’t really be able to feel if your hands did get sweaty. but unbeknownst to you, Remus had noticed this and was trying to figure out why, he found it odd but he wasn’t one to judge about what’s weird or not, he was a werewolf after all, one of the weirdest things out there.

“About time you two love birds showed up.” Sirius said as he and James jogged over to the two of you.

“I was starting to get worried, you know I still don’t trust this sly wolf with our sweet and innocent Y/N…” James added, earning a cackle from Sirius and an eye roll from Remus.

“It’s been years James, when are you going to stop with the wolf jokes?” Remus asked, trying not to laugh and egg them on.

“Yeah guys, it’s really…ruff on him.” You joked back, both James and Sirius high fived you as

Remus laughed, hugging you from the side.

“You guys are lucky I like you…” Remus muttered as they made their way towards the rest of the class.

The rest of the day went as normal, Remus and the rest of the marauders accompanied James to his Quidditch practice but you decided to stay in and work on your Potions essay. Remus kissed you goodbye as he and the rest of the boys left the library, much to Madam Pince’s delight.

Since Sirius kept hurrying you to get ready because Remus insisted on walking you to the library, you forgot to pack your trusty powder and hand sanitizer. Great, now my hands are definitely going to be sweaty and gross… You knew that James’s practices usually went on for a couple of hours so you just needed to leave the library before the boys got back to the common room so you could do some damage control.

At least that was the plan but you completely lost track of time and before you knew it Remus was entering the library, a smile making its way on his face as he spotted you. you quickly dropped your quill and started drying your hands on your pants but they were still clammy. You didn’t know what else to do and he was just a few steps away so you did the only thing you could think of, you sat on your hands. Really bloody suave Y/N…. you thought.

“You know, I think the sorting hat made a mistake, you spend more time in the library than the whole Ravenclaw tower.” He joked as he sat next to you.

“Laugh it up Lupin, but you know my essay is gonna be better than yours.”

“I don’t doubt it but it’s almost time for dinner so come on bookworm, time to go get some food.” He said as he began packing up your things.

You reluctantly stood up and anxiously stretched out the sleeves of your sweater, hoping that they could cover your hands so you could discreetly dry them but Remus made a joke about Madam Pince which made you laugh out loud that you forgot what you were doing. Remus took one of your hands into his own and you completely froze, knowing well enough that your hand was sweaty.

“You know love, I don’t care if your hands are sweaty.” Remus said nonchalantly, adjusting your book bag over his shoulder.

“How did you…?” you asked shocked.

“Well I had a hunch, over the past few weeks I’ve noticed you were only comfortable holding hands outside because of the cold weather and you being able to wear gloves… but then today while we were watching James’s practice, Peter asked me why you were always putting powder on your hands.” He said, smiling softly at you.

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, it’s just that I have hyperhidrosis on my hands I didn’t want to gross you out, I mean who would want to hold a clammy hand, I ju-“ before you could continue ranting, Remus cut you off with a sweet kiss.

“Y/N, you’re dating a werewolf and you’re worried about grossing me out? Sweetheart, you have literally witnessed all of my bones breaking and shifting into a monster, if anyone should be worried about grossing the other one out is me. You’re perfect to me Y/N, I love you, clammy hands, horrible wolf puns and all.” He said, as you blushed.

“I should’ve told you sooner, I’m just really insecure and I was worried about how you would react.” You confessed.

“It’s okay, honestly, next time don’t hold it in, I don’t like to see you upset.” He said kissing you once again, rubbing his thumb softly over your hand.

“How did I ever get so lucky?” you whispered as you leaned in closer to him.

“I ask myself the same thing, now come on, I’m a growing wolf and I need food!” he exclaimed, tugging your hand along with his as you both began jogging towards the dining hall, laughing every time you almost tripped.