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Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

Ways to deal with your characters swearing in your story:

  • Include the swearing in the dialogue
  • Say “he cursed”, “she swore”, etc.
  • Don’t have them swear

Ways not to deal with your characters swearing in your story:

  • Uncharacteristic minced oaths (gosh, heck, darn, etc.)
  • Censoring your own dialogue (please don’t write @!%# in the middle of your dialogue)
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I’m done. *waves a banner with “GAVIN REED IS GAY” written on it* Like that wasn’t obvious enough…
Also, you can’t win this game, if your wide open smile makes you look a bit insane.
So, I’ll go and plan a next little thing. This time - a bit angsty. Because I’m all about that psychological torture…
And I know, it’s not an original joke, but I was half way through the thing when I found out that I’m a bad comedian. Duuuuur.