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  • <p> <b>Me:</b> Yeah, no! I'm fine<p/><b>Me, an intellectual:</b> Fuck, Colin Farrell. Fuck him and his luscious fucking hair and his big gorgeous brown eyes. FUCK HIS FUCKING ACCENT. Fuck him and his bad boy persona and his never ending swag even at fucking Forty!!! Fuck him cause he's a good actor and an even better dad. Fuck his humour and easy going personality. Fuck his achievements in pulling himself from a deep dark hole and being a successful actor. Fuck Colin Farrell. Fuck him!<p/></p>