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dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
  • charlie: cas!!1!1!!! yay! but... i thought u'd be shorter
  • castiel: excuse me? excuse me. i did not endure multiple gunshot wounds, stabbing of knives, angel traps, starvation, the explosion of my vessel, vapid searches for my father, trips to hell, hallucinations of the devil, torture, a leviathan-infested stomach, a very unhygienic journey to purgatory, mistreatment of my hopes and intentions, a hobo phase, three failed relationships, trickery and shenanigans, insults of the most unkind, unappreciation for my dedication and determination, and the most douchiest douches of angels just to be furthermore insulted for my height i'll have you know i am beyond the height of the chrysler building and

honestly why do people have to be so mean like i don’t get it????? go pet a puppy. eat a cupcake with lots of your favorite kind of icing piled on top. count the millions of stars right above your head in the midst of night. bask in the sunshine. let snowflakes tickle your tongue. kiss the ocean breeze. run your fingers along the tree trunks in the forest. cuddle with someone you love (or even a kitten). laugh until your stomach hurts and tears fall. kiss the person you love. savor your favorite flavor, favorite scent, favorite view. travel, even if it’s just two blocks away from your home. feel the fresh, green grass under your bare feet. tell someone they’re beautiful. admire the many wonderful things about the world that is offered to you instead of focusing on crushing those wonderful things for someone else, because in the end, you’ll wind up becoming blind to the world’s miracles as well.

so um….happy last day of school? (ft. my favorite outfit <3 bring it on summer) 

ur fave is problematic: dean winchester

  • where do i even begin
  • first off he’s a liTERAL PRINCESS WHEN IT COMES TO GERMS
  • hE ALWAYS MAKES SURE TO GET RID OF SAID GERMS IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY POSSIBLE
  • also he wears his mother’s ring???? n o t ok????
  • along with his daddy’s jackET
  • and hE KISSED HIS BABY BROTHER ON THE FOREHE AD THE NIGHT THEIR LIVES CHANGED F O REVER?????
  • “GOODNIGHT SAM” *SMOOCH*
  • hE’S SUCH A LOVING FAMILY MAN NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
  • and his smart-@$$ voicemail???????? who tf does he think he is “o yea this is Dean’s other, other cell so you must know what to do” sure dean sure i’ll just leave a message ordering a pizza on ur phone bc obviously i know what to do sounds about right
  • hiS VOICE DEEPENS OVER THE SEASONS???? LIKE IT LEGIT GOES FROM CUTE LIL SCHOOLBOY TO MUSCLE MACHO TOUGH MAN WHAT DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING TO MY PALPITATING HEART
  • the fact that he went through purgatory and still ended up looking like america’s next top model stILL BOTHERS ME HE LEGIT GOT ALL THE RIGHT CUTS AND BRUISES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES
  • i mean when i get all busted up i look like i just escaped a hive of wasps nOT LIKE I JUST WENT THROUGH A SELF-ATTRACTIVENESS BOOSTER
  • i blame the fact that he died over 150 times i mean when someone dies that much they gotta keep their looks up tbh
  • hE’S SCARED OF PLANES???? PRECIOUS BABY CHILD WHO ISN’T AFRAID OF ANYTHING IS SCARED OF PLANES????? i just wanna hold his hand and help him pop his ears and give him lil snacks on pLANES HE’S SO HELPLESS ON FLYING MACHINERY
  • he would sacrifice hiMSELF FOR LITERALLY ANYONE EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T DESERVE IT
  • HONE ST LY
  • WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME
  • ????????????????????????????????????????????
  • “SAMMEH”
  • HE’S THE ONLY ONE TO CALL HIS BABY BROTHER SAMMY
  • PLS SHOOT ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYEBALL
  • his single man-tears which cause a tsunami of tears on m Y part
  • u kno what i’m talking about there’s not even a needed explanation
  • DOGS TERRIFY HIM
  • CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT DEAN IS LITERAL PUPPY AFRAID OF ACTUAL PUPPIES IS WHAT KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT
  • and his sexy times??? he’s so gentle and loving like n o??? STpO
  • “you’re the short bus….short bus”
  • wHAT EVEn Ar E hIS COMEBACKS
  • hE IS JUST AN ACTUAL KILLER MAN-CHILD 
  • he tends to pout when someone one-ups him
  • he pOUTS D O YOU HEAR M E
  • i still believe he’s attempted to do the do with the impala
  • he kEEPS PICTURES OF HIS MOMMY AND DADDY IN HIS COAT POCKETS
  • HE DECORATES HIS BUNKER ROOM WITH PICTURES OF HIS MOMMY AND DADDY
  • and he’s so fatherly to children??????????? he hUGS THEM EVEN THOUGH HE PROBABLY NEVER GOT HUGS HIMSELF???
  • HE JUST WANTS EVERYONE TO BE HAPPY BUT FEELS LIKE HE DOESN’T DESERVE HAPPINESS HIMSELF???????????
  • dEAN NNO
  • u dESERVE EVERYTHING
  • hIS CHEEKY SMIRKS
  • AND STRONG ARMS THAT COULD PROBABLY CRUSH AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM
  • “i wish i couldn’t feel a damn thing”
  • jUST LET ME JUMP OFF A CLIFF
  • iT WOULD BE LESS PAINFUL
  • hE KEEPS HIS HOME NICE AND TIDY
  • AND GETS ALL FLUSTERED WHEN SOMEONE MUSSES IT UP
  • acTUAL CHILD/MOTHER/MURDERER DEAN WINCHESTER
  • h E
  • IS THE DE a tH
  • oF mE

i feel like everyone’s doing these 

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that’s all cuties, happy holidays ♥

Huge Promo!

Because I’m sick, I’m going to watch Mockingjay tonight and my father fixed my laptop! :D

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  • Sets of 5-10 blogs with faves and mutuals (maybe even some +f)
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Lots of love to you all!

Ps: I loved yesterday’s episode! *0*