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I saw this meme on Twitter that said “okay ladies now let’s gentrification” and y’all…it stuck with  me hard.  I’m trash, yes, but I really be entertaining myself.

*sing with me!*

Y'all Negroes corny with all that anti-protest mess
Get some sheetcake, yell into it if you feel stressed
This statue drama ain’t important, let’s do what’s best
These guys aren’t racist, they’re just proud of their heritage

My daddy drives a tractor, Mamma can’t stand those rappers,
You mix that pumpkin with that spice and get some All Lives Matter

I don’t like spicy just give me some avocados
A venti skim latte with double shots espresso
Earned all this money but to sing on key is far beyond me
I got mayonnaise in my bag, swag

I see it, I want it
Forreal tho, I want it
You dreamed it, I stole it, appropriate til I own it
My single sounds like Peaches, but y'all still hope it reaches
The top spot, to cockblock that Bieber snot from achievin

Got my pussyhat (pussyhat), safety pin (safety pin),
Marching ‘cause (marching 'cause), Hill ain’t win (Hill ain’t win)

And I’m stale (stale), I’m stale (well), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
Big Fail (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
We so stale (stale), so stale (oh hell), we stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
I’m stale (oh hell), oh hell (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), Oh hell, oh hell, oh hell, oh hell

Okay Harlem, here’s some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Okay Oakland, here’s some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Woodridge DC here go some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Raise rents cause of gentrification

When the fuck is decent we go get some Panera
When I almost came it’s cool, he tried, he’ll get better
If he make me come, just once, I'ma call a win for that session
Hasn’t happened yet, but I pray one day, it’ll get better

You gon hear my song played on the radio station
You gon wanna die cause it’ll be on rotation
My song is whack but y'all don’t care cause I’m Taylor
You’re gonna buy my album just cause I’m Taylor

I see it, I want it
Forreal tho, I want it
You dreamed it, I stole it, appropriate til I own it
My single sounds like Peaches, but y'all still hope it reaches
The top spot, to cockblock that Bieber snot from achievin

Got my pussyhat (pussyhat), safety pin (safety pin),
Marching 'cause (marching 'cause), Hill ain’t win (Hill ain’t win)

And I’m stale (stale), I’m stale (well), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
Big Fail (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
We so stale (stale), so stale (oh hell), we stale (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell)
I’m stale (oh hell), oh hell (oh hell), I’m stale (oh hell), Oh hell, oh hell, oh hell, oh hell

Okay Harlem, here’s some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Okay Oakland, here’s some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Woodridge DC here go some gentrification, cause I’m stale
Raise rents cause of gentrification

Okay Harlem, here’s some gentrification, I’m stale
Okay Oakland, here’s some gentrification
You know you so whack when you cause all these scornful memes
The whackest pop star music has ever seen

“Gabe and Jack drunk hcs?”


Gabriel

  • There are many types of drunks… Gabe is the cuddly kind.
  • He’s a heavyweight, though, so it would take him some time to actually get drunk.
  • But when he does, he’ll probably crawl in your lap and never leave you alone.
  • He’ll play with your hair, nuzzle his face in the crook of your neck, and no matter how odd and out of character it may be for the Blackwatch commander, you’ll be melting and cuddling him in return and enjoying every second of it.
  • He might tell you some cute things in Spanish and leave you wondering what he says, or might just stay silent and just…be there.
  • He might even pass out in your lap; when that happens you have to ask Jack for help to drag him to his room because damn, he is one heavy son of a bitch.

Jack

  • With Gabe being the cuddly drunk, Jack is the emotional one.
  • He’s a somewhat lightweight, and doesn’t drink often, but when he does he’ll probably be blabbering about how he accidentally lied to you the other day and how he’s sorry.
  • But it would be a small lie that doesn’t really matter, and you’d sit through it anyways because you care for him and…it was just a lie over which shirt to buy at the store that you kind of didn’t care about.
  • He’d be crying about some tv show or how he hates his job sometimes or might even go a little dark and get emotional over a recent mission and it’s casualties, but he’ll be fine, because you’ll comfort him.
  • When he passes out, you’d ask Gabe for help to carry him to his room, but he wouldn’t help. At least, not until you smacked him upside the head for laughing at the Jack.
  • “Leave him alone, Gabe. He can’t help it, he’s drunk.”
  • “Si, but you’d probably laugh at me if I were crying over something like dropping a piece of food on the ground, wouldn’t you?”