swagie

squad protection sentence memes

  • “MY FAT ASS CAT KEEPS OPENING MY GODDAMN DOOR.”
  • “THOU HAST OFFENDED ME!”
  • “Hi I’m the heterophobe ___ ”
  • “y'all my ass hurts”
  • “There’s a hole in my cup noodle and I feel personally attacked.”
  • “I set my shirt on fire doing that one day.”
  • “if yousa don’t shut the fucka”
  • “I JUST ACCIDENTALLY BURNT MY NOSE LEANING TOO CLOSE TO SMELL A TINY CANDLE”
  • “This is just a competition to see who they deem worthy.”
  • “swagy”
  • “push the coworker down the stairs.”
  • “what the fuq”
  • “if you break it, all you’re getting is the ‘I was threatened meme’.”
  • “in the ice cold tiddy”
  • “fist myself”
  • “looks like we’ve discovered another NASTEH”
  • “STEP ON ME”
  • “….war flashbacks….”
  • “I used to write on facebook and I’m having dim war flashbacks.”
  • “ fuq off.”
  • “MAYBE BIRD WANTED WOODS, GOT HOUSE INSTEAD”
  • “DON’T PIN THAT IT’S BEDTIME”
  • “ goddamn it disco.”
  • “welcome to ____ anonymous.”
  • “doing not fuck shit goddamn”
  • “ you are berry wonderful”
  • “my socks made me slip down the stairs and i bounced now my ass hurts”
  • “anaconda don’t'ing is the best phrase i ever heard”
  • “memeing is an Art”

2014 // a mix celebrating the good vibes that came out of this yr

1. Year In Review // The Black Keys | 2. Love Letters // Metronomy | 3. Adult Diversion // Alvvays | 4. Luv, Hold Me Down // Drowners | 5. Band Breaker // SKATERS | 6. Left Hand Free // Alt-J  | 7. Huey Newton // St. Vincent |  8. Clay Pigeons // Michael Cera | 9. Mr. Tembo // Damon Albarn | 10. Shelter Song // Temples | 11. New Dorp, New York | 12. Need Ur Love // Charli XCX | 13. In/Out // Dan Croll | 14. How Can You Really // Foxygen | 15. Disco/Very // Warpaint | 16. Southern Skies // Yuck | 17. Move With The Seasons (Beyond the Wizards Sleeve Reanimation) // Temples | 18. Telescope // Cage The Elephant | 19. Passing Out Pieces // Mac DeMarco | 20. Where No Eagles Fly // Julian Casablancas + The Voids | 21. Day Go By // Karen O | 22. The Pieces // Slow Club | 23. Feel // Bombay Bicycle Club | 24. Down 4 So Long // ilovemakonnen ft. Ezra Koenig & Diplo | 25. Monotonia // The Growlers

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