swagalishious

road trip
  • jin: fuckin put ur goddamn seat belt on and stop hanging out the window hoseok!
  • v: TURN UP THE RADIO THIS IS MY FUCKIN JAM BITCHES!!
  • jin: DONT MAKE ME PULL THIS SHIT OVER AND BEAT YOU HOSEOK!
  • jhope: *terrified* yes daddy *obeys daddy jin*
  • rap moster: *jammin out to headphones* GET GET UR CRAY-ON!
  • jungkook: *scoots as far away from jimin as possible*
  • jimin: *scoots closer to jungkook* kookie bby you have something on ur lips here let me-
  • jungkook: DADDY I THINK YOU SHOULD PULL OVER
  • jin: namjoon sit in between them
  • rap monster: *removes one ear bud and moves over a seat between jimin and jungkook*
  • suga: yo hoes stfu ur killin my swagalishious style
  • rap monster: what style
  • suga: *slowly turns his head* fight me
  • v: hey look a dead squirrel poor fuckin idiot. who in gods name would run out in front of a car
  • jungkook: *coughs* taehyun
  • rap monster: jimin
  • jimin: *mad at namjoon for separating him and kookie* wtf do u want u small faced dick smeller
  • rap monster: you have no jams
  • jimin: *punches namjoon then throws him out the window*
  • the end