swag master

Yoongi signing with bighit
  • BigHit:So what do you think of a stage name?
  • Yoongi:I'd like 'swag'
  • BigHit:...Yeh no. That is a bit weird tbh, and you're not that swag...
  • Yoongi:Well what about 'suag'
  • BigHit:Son u joking right?
  • Yoongi:Okay okay. 'suga'? Last proposition.
  • BigHit:Fine.
  • Yoongi:Yah people will totally know it's meant to be a poetic form of 'swag', cause that's what I am right?
  • BigHit:Bye Yoongi
BTS - Rap Class
  • Rapmon:hello class, welcome to Rap 101
  • Jungkook:hello, teacher-nim!
  • Suga:ugh kiss ass
  • Rapmon:Yoongi! don’t make fun of him
  • Suga:namjoon, i really DONT have to be here. im the main rapper in the group. ive got more swag than all of korea
  • Jimin:ooooooh nice one hyung, ill drop you a beat!! aw, aw, yeah yeah
  • Suga:no
  • Jimin:uh uh uh break it down yoongi uh uh
  • Suga:plEASE stop
  • Rapmon:see??? you guys need help. that’s why im here
  • Jin:no no no
  • Rapmon:wha-
  • Jin:no no no no
  • Rapmon:ugh what jin
  • Jin:i am seokjin. i can rap perfectly fine, without YOUR help
  • Suga:thats the biggest bullshit ive ever heard
  • Jin:o really? give me any beat and ill KILL it
  • Suga:please shut up
  • Jin:jimin, drop me a beat
  • Jimin:nope
  • Jin:ughH. JUNGKOOK you drop me a beat
  • Jungkook:ok hyung!!!!! *beatboxes*
  • Jin:
  • yo yo yo
  • hello, i am jin
  • ayo yeah
  • jin is my name
  • i am the one to beat all others
  • thats me, jin
  • Jungkook:*claps*
  • J-Hope:my ears are bleeding
  • Jin:hoseok plEASE stop being so jealous
  • J-Hope:please stop thinking you have swag
  • Jin:swag is in my nature
  • Suga:hA yeah ok
  • Jin:yoongi, you think you’re some swag master? wait until my next track. ill kick your ass. uh yeah uh hit it jungkook
  • Suga:no jungkook PLEASE dont let him rap
  • Jin:fine, i can go acapella.
  • its me, im jin
  • being this hot should be a sin
  • i will steal your girl
  • because im jin
  • V:amazing. i could really feel your passion
  • Rapmon:taehyung whaT are you even saying
  • V:open up your eyes namjoon. look into jin’s soul. he’s got the spark. the fire
  • Jin:exactly.
  • Suga:nah nah nah. this is ridiCULOUS. im out. come on jimin
  • Jimin:ok opp- um hyung
  • *they walk out*
  • Jin:man, they are whack
  • Rapmon:no dont
  • Jin:they dont got da swag
  • Rapmon:pls stop
  • Jin:i think i gotta rap about dis pain. hit it kookie
  • Rapmon:jungkook i swear if you-
  • Jungkook:*beatboxes*
  • Rapmon:i give up bye

BTS AHL: Bangtan’s morning routine 

BTS: *just woke up* 

Tony: everybody say swag  

Swag Master Suga [repeats]: swag.