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Typed up my econ notes (since Iโ€™ve been slacking off and not doing it after class lately) and printed them off! Now Iโ€™m a step closer to studying for my midterm.

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Quick background: One of our players (Jason) had just changed characters from a massive and strong sailor minotaur (named Tosdar) to a gnome rogue. Our DM helped facilitate the change by allowing Tosdar to purchase a ship and leave the party. After a mission with the new set up, our group gets back into town and decides to pursue a new goal in which we need a ship.
Others in this discussion include a player with a gnome druid named Rella (Mike) and a player with tiefling bard (with very high persuasion and intimidation) named Eleeo.

Rella: Hey! Let’s see if Tosdar is still at the docks and get him to give us a lift!

(Insert rolls here to determine if he was still at the dock and if he even wanted to go.)

Tosdar OOC: He is still at the docks but he isn’t ready to leave. He still needs a crew and supplies and that’ll take like five days before he’s ready.

Eleeo: (rolls a 31 to persuade him) Are you suuuuure it’s going to take that long?

Tosdar: …..ok, maybe two days….

Eleeo OOC: (rolls 33 for potential intimidate) What if I try to intimidate you and use thamaturgy to make my eyes glow red and make my voice boom?

Tosdar OOC: Then he would jump on his boat and sail away NOW just to try to get away from you.

Rella OOC: OH OH! You know when people jump on like the tip of the boat and kick it up in the air and turn it around?! That’s what Tosdar would do with the massive ship and just sail out.

Tosdar OOC: This isn’t Moana, Mike.

Eleeo OOC: No, Jason… (whispers) This is Mooooooo-ana.

Today featured a startling discovery during a big YMCA camp photoshoot in Cary.

Namely, floaties that look utterly sick of their jobs.

I’ve never seen inanimate objects look so fed up.

“I’m just so tired of being highly buoyant.”

“Lift this kid, float that kid, day in, day out… we get no respect, I tell you.”

“Oh suuuuure, complain all you want – at least you two got put away right-side up.”

  • Me: Can we talk?
  • Libra: Can we ๐Ÿค™TALK๐Ÿ—ฏ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Suuuuure ๐Ÿค” What do you mean by that? ๐Ÿ˜ Cause I'm ๐Ÿ‘‡๐ŸปDOWN๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป for that... ๐Ÿ˜šif you want... ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿป‍โ™€๏ธ Cause I've been ๐Ÿ˜ADMIRIN๐Ÿ‘ you from ๐Ÿ”AFAR๐Ÿ• for a ๐Ÿ•while๐Ÿ• now. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’– and I'd ๐Ÿ˜˜LOVEโค๏ธ to ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿปlisenโ˜Ž๏ธ and ๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿซlearn๐Ÿ“š about you! WHILE ๐Ÿ’šLOVINGโค๏ธ you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

anonymous asked:

Taako/Kravitz!!!: “This wasn’t supposed to happen.”

“Wait-wait he said WHAT to you?” The raven queen’s ghostly, blackened figure spoke. She was nothing but a summoned shadow, billowy and ominously standing in front of her favorite (her only) reaper after his return from the crystal kingdom. 

“…he said…and I quote, ‘let me get that name, tho, so I know how to credit you in the tentacle porn I’m about to make with your body’“ Kravtiz flushed, his skin felt almost…hot and alive under his cheeks which was impossible since he had no body heat or heart beat but boy was this a close feeling. He looked down as the ghostly figure with wide white, bird eyes narrowed then—

“HAHAHA I dear GOD” the Queen of the dead almost doubled over in laughter. “And that’s the one you’re off to make a house visit? Honestly?”

“I have to! They died 8 more times and their souls never made it here. It is my duty to protect and enforce the natural laws of life and death” Kravtiz argued like the good reaper he was but the laughs were overlapping his excuses.

The Raven queen shook her head and with a spectral, gaseous tendril wiped under her gaping white eye. “Oh suuuuure Kravtiz, this is only to really crack down on them like you did while you were a crystal creature, no you really showed them heh-heh, what for when you let them go and allowed a spirit to remain in the material realm.” She snickered. “This clearly has nothing to do with the fact a very attractive wizard completely caught you off guard and perhaps exposed a rather awful fetish.”

Kravtiz pinched the bridge of his nose, “This wasn’t supposed to happen” he started to undo his summoning rune, making the communication between him and his goddess staticy and fuzzy. “Goodbye my goddess I have to get ready to get to the bottom of this.”

“Oh I hope you do get to the bottom of your date and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do~!” The Raven Queen continued to laugh as she saw right through her reaper. Kravtiz was a man of profession but now that he had been thrown off his high horse he was being led right down the ever so tempted path of love.