Please Forgive Me For This Rant . . .
… but somebody just stated the obvious on a post about Robert no longer looking like he did in the 70s. I don’t know if they’re assuming we don’t know this or if they thought they were being witty or whatever or if they were just being an asshole. Of course he doesn’t fucking look like that anymore. In the Tumblr Universe, there are many versions of Robert Plant. Some are 20 years old, some are 29 years old, some are 68 years old. Some are in a long term relationship with a particular lover and others fuck Jimmy Page. My point is this is a place where we suspend our disbelief. It’s magical realism. One part real and four parts fantasy. It’s a place for fun. So why not be nice? Ok, I’m done. Thank you guys for indulging me.