sushi all you can

Du bist beim All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Restaurant. Nach der 42. Portion, kurz vor Ladenschluss, kommt der Kellner zum wiederholten Male zu dir, um dich vom Weiteressen abzuhalten. Er greift nach deinem Teller, um ihn dir wegzunehmen, doch du kannst ihn noch rechtzeitig beim Handgelenk packen. Ein Tauziehen um den Teller beginnt. Schließlich lässt die Kraft deines Gegners nach und gestärkt vom Sushi, behältst du die Oberhand.

indirect

sasuke definitely comes up with roundabout ways to spend time w hinata

he has a massive crush on her but is in denial, or can’t say it

like if this were an office au, he calls her into the conference room to go over some project the company has been working on

he strategically calls her in right before her lunch break

and he has all this fucking food laid out…. but it’s just him and hinata, and he wasn’t exactly sure what she liked to eat so he purchased the whole menu lmao


“Come in, I was just about to have lunch.” He’s sitting at the head of the table and pretends to act super casual, leaning back into the ergonomic chair.

Hinata eyed the feast on the table.

A wide variety of take out items was spread out on the long table of the conference room. Disposable containers with dishes like pasta, stir fry, and sushi took up a majority of the space; she would barely be able to tetris her documents amongst all the food. The litany of appetizers and main courses and desserts teased her senses and the emptiness in her stomach became magnified tenfold.

Was this how CEOs regularly ate? She reasoned that her boss could certainly afford it, even if it seemed a bit excessive.

“Wow, that’s quite the lunch,” was stated in a friendly, neutral manner.

“Yes it appears I ordered too much…” Sasuke cleared his throat, “Have you eaten yet?”

He knew damn well that she hadn’t, so when she shook her head, he smoothly followed up with, “Why don’t you join me?”

The turkey and spinach sandwich she quickly threw together this morning paled in comparison to the banquet in front of her, making her quick to agree.

“Sure,” she smiled, “It is almost lunch time and I know Ino and Kiba are also about to go on break so if you wanted to invi-”

“No no, I think there’s only enough for two,” he was quick to interrupt. While Yamanaka and Inuzuka were good employees, sometimes their personalities grated on his nerves. He already had one energetic loud mouth that followed him at his heels.

Besides, he didn’t want anyone to get in between their… er, meeting.

“… Okay, Uchiha-san…” She fought to keep the skepticism out of her tone, cautious of offending him due to his generous offer and his status as her boss.

“Sasuke,” he insisted. “You can just call me Sasuke.”

I’m a waitress at an all-you-can-eat sushi/other Japanese food place. I’m pretty strong because of all the lifting I do, but customers don’t realize that and constantly try to grab food before I put it on the table.

The other day I had a guy try to grab a large, very hot bowl of udon soup out of my hand as I was putting it down. We lost balance on it and it tipped over, almost wrecking the iphone he had sitting on the table. It was partially my fault because I should have told him to stop, but nobody ever listens when I do tell them and so they end up knocking something over or spilling the food.

Just because I’m a rather small-looking girl doesn’t mean that I can’t lift a plate, people. Please, I know you’re trying to help, but don’t grab the food before it gets to the table unless your server asks you to.

anonymous asked:

how would everyone react if Elizabeth turned into a human

Thanks for the request!


Zen: Would be stunned by her beauty, not even questioning how she turned into a human. Takes a liking to the lady he once called ‘furball’ but still sneezes around her, she still has some traces of being a kitten after all. 

Yoosung: Extremely excited to see “the girl in Jumin’s penthouse” because apparently she’s a beauty but it takes him a while to catch on to the fact that she is Elizabeth. When he realised (or is told) he’s shocked and stays in a state of shock until she says something which blows him away.

Jaehee: She would be surprised and start to question just how this happened but to be honest, she’s quite happy due to this chain of events. It means she won’t have to take care of an active kitten anymore and perhaps Elizabeth could teach Mr. Han what emotions and caring for somebody else means.

Jumin: The most shocked from this experience. Woke up one day to see a white haired beauty sitting calmly on his couch, then they stood up with a smile and gave him a big hug. Immediately informs the RFA of the situation while Elizabeth cuddles up to his side. He tries to find a way to turn her back into a kitten because her human form is quite emotionally taxing for poor Jumin, it’s too much for him to handle.

707: Would be absolutely elated and would want to talk to her all the time. Would still call her Elly and would play around with her, teaching her all the good things about the world like how you can eat all you want at a sushi place if you go at the right time or the fact that there are sales every Friday night at the supermarket. You can count on Seven to teach her useless information. Jumin still wouldn’t let him near Elizabeth.

V: Would be overjoyed that the little kitten he named was now a human. He would question it a bit however he’s just overwhelmed with emotion as the girl begins to talk to him. Would hope that now that she is a human, he can keep Jumin proper company and teach him a few things about empathy.

Saeran: Absolutely confused about the situation. Tries to think of reasons how this happened however nothing comes to mind. He tries to avoid Elizabeth as much as he can saying that “something is weird” but just her smile is enough to convince Saeran that she’s worth talking to at least.

carmensandyeggo  asked:

Gladio surprising Prom with an anniversary gift of a photo album of their first year together

Phewf, this is the last of your four prompts <3 thanks for your continued support bb.

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So the Prince was gonna go get himself a bride. That was exciting, sure, and Gladio was going to do his duty by accompanying him across Lucis. Gladio was looking forward to the wedding, in a way. Once they made it there, it was a job well done on his part. The King’s Shield, his mettle tested outside the confines of Insomnia. Gladio knew he was up to the challenge.

But he was kinda put out, too, because his first anniversary with Prompto was going to be spent crammed in a car, and they weren’t even going to be sitting next to each other. Gladio had to be in the back with Prince Charmless, who was no doubt going to sleep most of the way. Still, Gladio had been planning for this day for ages, and he wasn’t going to let it be totally ruined.

They’d finally reached Hammerhead - on the brink of death, as Prompto had declared, having pushed the car most of the way here - and Gladio was just about ready to collapse into one of the small caravan bunks, but he kept himself upright. Ignis and Noct had already gone to bed, but Prompto was sitting at the bar in Takka’s diner, polishing off a bowl of chili with gusto.

Gladio went back to the car and opened the boot, pulling a carefully wrapped package from inside. He’d tucked it away at the side so it wouldn’t get damaged or get spotted, even by the eagle-eyed Ignis. 

Prompto looked up as Gladio came into the diner, smiling sincerely for the first time that day. ‘Hey, big guy.’

‘Alright, shrimpy?’ Gladio winked as he sat down, setting the parcel in front of Prompto. ‘This is for you. Sorry our first anniversary was kinda…’

‘Crummy?’ Prompto suggested, picking up the parcel with a grin, ‘nah, it’s cool. This is kinda bigger than the both of us, right? And hey, I did get to spend it with you, in a way. Back home you’d have been on guard duty all day.’

‘I guess. Well, there you you. Happy anniversary. One year of us.’

Prompto pulled the paper off hurriedly, unable to contain his excitement. Inside was a large photo album, with an embossed leather cover with gilt lettering depicting the words ‘Gladio and Prompto, Year 1′ on the front. 

‘So, I did maybe borrow a couple of your memory cards, briefly,’ said Gladio as Prompto stared down at it, ‘but I put ‘em right back where I found ‘em, I swear.’

Prompto opened the album, speechless. Inside, Gladio had filled the pages with beautiful glossy prints of photos Prompto had taken of them throughout the year. Hanging out in the Citadel Gardens, stealing a brief moment together. Dressed down and chilling in Gladio’s room, Prompto wearing one of Gladio’s shirts and that stupid cap he used to rock when he was a teenager. At the cinema, the flash bright in the dark space, Gladio’s eyes half closed. Sharing a ridiculously huge meal at Sushi 27, Gladio’s bowl overflowing with noodles. Hey, he’d said, it’s all you can eat. And he’d eaten the lot. A photo of Gladio passed out asleep on the sofa afterward. Photo after photo of everything they’d managed to do. It was a lot, all things considered.

‘Gladio…’ Prompto’s voice caught in his throat as he turned the pages, ‘this is. This is so, you know.’ He waved his hands around.

‘Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.’ Gladio leaned over and placed a kiss on the top of Prompto’s head. ‘I’ll return to my usual cool, emotionally unavailable self in the future.’

Prompto finally gathered the wits to throw his arms around Gladio in a tight hug, kissing him all over his face. ‘Don’t even think about it.’

And Sans was never hugged again

This audio was done by @sushinfood! I would highly recommend giving him a listen, he’s a SUPERB voice actor, and definitely deserves all the props!