susan-lucci

Bianca: Look at my hot girlfriend.  Squeeee.

Marissa: Where have Bianca and I not had sex yet in our cavernous mansion?  Hmm..all 5 and a half bathrooms, check. Basement, check.  What about the maid’s quarters?

JR: …and then my Mom was gone for years, and my Dad was mean, and Marissa left me…it’s everyone’s fault but mine.

Erica: Why is he still talking?  I am Erica Kane.

Zach: I am going to have one of my people kill him.