susan khan

#PolyglotProblems
  • Erik: shouting in persian
  • Nadir: shouting back in persian
  • Nadir: switches to french
  • Erik: shouts in french
  • Erik: switches to russian
  • Nadir: shouts in russian
  • Erik: keeps shouting in russian
  • Nadir: pauses and asks him what he just said in french
  • Erik: tries to explain in persian
  • Nadir: says he doesn't understand in russian
  • Erik: slaps forehead, accidentally switches to italian, calls him a booby
  • Nadir: Huh?
  • Erik: swears loudly in another 50 languages
  • Erik: calls him a booby again
  • Erik: leaves conversation
For it couldn't have been an architect...
  • <p> <b>Shah:</b> *showing Erik architectural plans of other Persian buildings*<p/><b>Erik:</b> Who designed these?<p/><b>Shah:</b> I believe it was Omid Ebrahimi<p/><b>Erik:</b> I didn't ask for their name, I asked for their profession<p/><b>Nadir:</b> *somewhere in the background* OOOOOOHHHH BUUUURRN<p/></p>
  • Nadir: Erik, you cannot simply resign from humanity and create your own rulebook.
  • Erik: Really?? Are you sure?? Think wisely, my friend!
  • Nadir: Despite what you think, you are, in fact, a human.
  • Erik: Prove it.
  • Nadir: Well, you were born from one. And you move, talk, eat and rest (and cry because nobody loves you)... pretty much like any of us.
  • Erik: Very good, my Daroga BUT there is something you seem to miss!
  • Nadir: Erik, no, it still isn't a valid...
  • Erik: HUMANS HAVE NOSES, KHAN, HUMANS HAVE NOSES.
  • Nadir: Actually it's not...
  • Erik: SHOW ME MY NOSE AND I WILL ABIDE BY YOUR LAWS
  • Nadir: *sigh* you have no nose
  • Erik: I REST MY CASE. ANARCHY, CHAOS, I DO WHAT I WANT, WATCH ME GO
  • Nadir: How the hell is this the most intelligent person I've met?

No but imagine if like Sherlock, Erik fakes his death in Persia without the Daroga knowing and the poor man spends decades grieving for his friend and eventually moves to Paris, to see the city Erik had spoken about so often and to feel closer to his memory.

One day, there’s a knock on the door of his flat, and the Daroga nearly faints when he opens it.

Erik is unapologetic at first, tries to make an angry Nadir understand the necessity of his disappearance, how it would have been to risky to tell him..

A furious Nair roars at Erik, years of pent-up grief unleashing itself. Erik, easily angered, retaliates.

“I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED ME! DID YOU THINK I WOULD GO RUNNING TO THE SHAH AND BETRAY YOU?

“IF I HAD TOLD YOU YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN DANGER TOO, YOU GREAT BOOBY!”

“DON’T YOU DARE CLAIM YOU DID THIS TO PROTECT ME! YOU ONLY EVER THINK OF YOURSELF! YOU NEVER ONCE CONSIDERED HOW THE YOUR APPARENT DEATH WOULD HURT ME! HOW I WOULD GRIEVE FOR YOU!”

“AS IF YOU WOULD HAVE GRIEVED FOR A MONSTER!”

“I GRIEVED FOR MY BEST FRIEND, YOU INSENSITIVE, UNFEELING DOLT!”

“AS IF- wait…you think of me as your friend? Your best friend?!”

“Well, I did before you pretended to die and left me behind to pick up the pieces.”

“I…Daroga…Nadir..I didn’t realise. I always thought you merely tolerated me. I never dared to hope that you thought of me as a friend. Erik has no friends.”

“I’m surprised you care at all. You always seemed annoyed with me.”

“Well, you are annoying. But I like being annoyed by you…my friend.”

“Hmpf. You’re as terrible as I remember. Perhaps I was better off without you.”

“I missed you too, you great booby.”

SIGNS as WOMEN OF MARVEL:

Aries: Captain Marvel / Carol Danvers.

Taurus: She-Hulk / Jennifer Walters.

Gemini: Scarlet Witch / Wanda Maximoff.

Cancer: Ms. Marvel / Kamala Khan.

Leo: Phoenix / Jean Grey.

Virgo: Storm / Ororo Munroe.

Libra: Invisible Woman / Susan Richards.

Scorpio: Mistique / Raven Darkholme.

Sagittarius: Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff.

Capricorn: Gamora.

Aquarius: Spider-Woman / Jessica Drew.

Pisces: Spider-Woman (Earth-7736) / Gwen Stacy.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.

POST  TEN  CHARACTERS  YOU CURRENTLY ROLEPLAY AS,  HAVE  ROLEPLAYED  AS,  &  WANT TO PLAY,  THEN  TAG  TEN  PEOPLE  TO  DO  THE  SAME.  ( IF YOU  CAN’T  THINK  OF  TEN  CHARACTERS,  JUST  WRITE  DOWN  HOWEVER MANY  YOU  CAN  &  TAG  THE  SAME  AMOUNT  OF  PEOPLE. )  ASIDE  FROM  THAT,  PLEASE  REPOST  INSTEAD  OF  REBLOGGING.

CURRENTLY PLAYING:

Christine Daae (Phantom of the Opera)
Comte Philippe de Chagny (Phantom of the Opera)
Nicole de Chagny (Phantom of the Opera)
Adrienne de Chagny (Phantom of the Opera)
Rookheeya Khan (Susan Kay’s Phantom)

HAVE PLAYED:

Detective Kate Beckett (ABC’s Castle)
Agent Peggy Carter (MCU)
Sgt. James Buchanan Barnes (MCU)
Annie Cresta (The Hunger Games)
Blythe Carrerra (The Hunger Games OC)
President Corionalus Snow (The Hunger Games)
Dr. Charlotte Fisher (Kingsman: The Secret Service OC)
Cinderella (2015 Cinderella film)
Evangeline Perez (fandomless dancer OC)
Theodosia Bartow Burr (Hamilton: An American Musical)

WANT TO PLAY:

Esmeralda (La Jolla Playhouse The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Captain Phoebus (La Jolla Playhouse The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
Duchess Satine Kryze (Star Wars: The Clone Wars TV Show)
Liz/Beth (If/Then)
Lily O’Malley (fandomless political OC)
Phantom of the Opera/Erik (Andrew Lloyd Weber’s Phantom)
Te Fiti/Te Ka (Moana)
Alice Cullen (Twilight)

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