survive zombie

Survival is Key

Here’s to Angus. I finally have his introduction story done! (it’s very delayed and not great honestly)
And here’s a picture I found of natural haired Jack to fill in the gap where I’d normally have a picture or gif. Sean should really bring back the Survival Hunter series!

“Bored.”
Robbie’s body was sprawled out on the kitchen floor like he’d been murdered, whilst his severed head sat on the kitchen counter so he could see everything.
“You were supposed to be helping me make these brownies,” Jackieboy Man, who had been stirring the brownie mix, sighed and turned to face Robbie, only to realise the zombie’s current position.
He angrily huffed and turned back to his mixing bowl.
“Put your damn head back on and help me.”
“Too slow,” Robbie smiled as he stood his body up and walked towards his head, “maybe I… not help.”
“I swear to Jack you are going to help me,” Jackieboy’s stirring became more vigorous, “fetch me the new bag of sugar.”
Robbie huffed a little as he lifted his head back onto his body. It would stay in position for now, but he’d have to ask Dr Schneeplestein to stitch him up again later. He reached for the bag of sugar, which was still in the plastic shopping bag from earlier that day, and slid it across the counter to Jackieboy.
“Thank you,” Jackieboy mumbled.

A loud knock sounded from the front door, causing both egos to jump.
“Wanna get it?” Jackieboy asked Robbie.
“IT’S OK, I’LL GO,” Anti shouted from somewhere in the house as static filled the air, signifying he’d glitched to the front door rather than walking there.
‘When did everyone get so lazy?’ Jackieboy thought to himself as he heard the door open and listened to Anti start to talk.


The knock at the door woke Anti from his cat nap up in his room. At first, he didn’t want to bother and felt like going back into the comforting darkness of sleep, but he always liked answering the door because any normal human would immediately run in the opposite direction upon seeing the glitch. It was certainly fun to watch the terrified look of the postman, who always seemed to forget about Anti until he appeared at the door, or even the stupid door to door salespeople who never returned after one look at him. He glitched downstairs, hearing Jackieboy and Robbie in the kitchen.
“IT’S OK, I’LL GET IT,” he shouted to them before opening the door.

The man stood before him was definitely a strange sight. He was wearing mainly brown clothes; beige trousers, dark brown leather boots and brown waist coat. His shirt was a white, his hair dark brown and he had less facial hair than any of the egos, similar to Jack’s in the early days of YouTube. In fact, he looked exactly like a young version of Jack, except with a few scars dotted around his face, neck and arms.
“Can I help you, strange man who looks like he should be in a movie or a survival show?” Anti glared at him, noting the familiar face shape and recognisable shade of blue in his sparkling eyes.
“I’m the survival hunter! Don’t know if you’ve heard of me?” he spoke up.
His accent was strange. It was primarily Australian, with a hint of Irish, similarly to how Schneeplestein’s accent was a mixture of German, Irish and sometimes French. Anti had heard of him, but he wasn’t in the mood for someone from his past.
“Well g’day and g’bye,” Anti mocked his accent and went to close the door when Jackieboy Man came running past, enveloping the man in a hug.
“ANGUS! I didn’t think you’d ever come round,” Jackieboy refused to let go as Angus jokingly tried to swat him away.
“Nice to see ya, Jackieboy. Got any room for an old man like me for a couple of days?”
Anti growled at Angus before leaving, whilst Jackieboy dragged Angus into the house.

“Who’s Mr Grumpy then?” Angus curiously asked.
He followed his friend into the kitchen where Robbie had his fingers in the brownie mix, and it was evident that the zombie had been eating the mixture since it was all over his face too. When he realised he’d been caught red handed, Robbie froze.
“Robbie,” Jackieboy whined, face palming, “I’m going to have to make a whole new mixture now.”
Angus chuckled as Robbie slowly made his way to the downstairs bathroom to clean himself up.
”So you’ve got a zombie then? I need to ask him a few questions for one of my videos,” Angus’s eyes followed Robbie as he left.
“Yeah, that was Robbie, the youngest ego. He’s not very talkative but he’s a real sweetheart. Oh, and Mr Grumpy, as you call him, is the one and only Antisepticeye,” Jackieboy finally answered, heading to clean up after Robbie.
“Wait.. that was Anti?” Angus asked, surprised.
“Yeah. I know you met him back he was just a bunch of ideas, but he managed to convince Jack to give him some air time last October. The fans really loved him and now, he’s a weird, unpredictable nightmare.”
Jackieboy had started to boil the kettle as he was speaking, and after making some coffee for the two of them, they continued to talk like old friends catching up.

Eventually Robbie sauntered back into the kitchen with Chase following him.
“You’re real!” Chase exclaimed like a giddy child, “the survival hunter is real.”
“I most certainly am, and who might you be?” Angus politely asked, smiling kindly at Chase.
“Oh, I’m Chase Brody. I have my own YouTube videos and I’m a father of two and I can do trick shots and I’ve watched all of your videos,” he spoke in a single breath, sounding like he was trying to impress Angus.
Angus held back a chuckle, “well I’d love to see those trick shots some time, Chase.”
Chase reacted like a fan meeting their idol. He started flapping his hands and laughing giddily. Angus couldn’t understand why, but was flattered by the reaction. Meanwhile, Chase was thinking about this man in front of him. Angus was the original ego, back before egos were a thing. He was the ego who’d been forgotten and survived, which made sense with him being the survival hunter, and Chase looked up to him because of it. Although he was a popular ego, there was always that fear of fading, but seeing Angus in front of him, the man who survived it all, gave him so much hope.
“Chase is quite the fan favourite,” Jackieboy gestured to the giddy man who was trying to slow his breathing, “Jack didn’t expect him to become the popular ego that he is.”
Chase blushed and hid his face.

“That applies to most of us, Jackie,” Marvin stepped into the room, “and hello Angus, I’ve heard a lot about you.”
Angus recognised the magical ego from the description Jackieboy had given him shortly before Angus left. He’d stuck around with Jackieboy to keep him company when he was first created, but once a second ego arrived, he took off to explore the world like a true survival hunter should.
“Likewise. Marvin, isn’t it?”
Marvin nodded and held out his hand to Angus, offering a welcoming handshake. When Angus took the magician’s hand, it vanished into a cloud of deep blue smoke before seemingly growing back instantaneously.
“After Chase shows me some trick shots, you’ll have to show me a few more tricks. I’ve heard they can be very impressive indeed,” Angus touched Marvin’s hand again, checking this time it was real.
“Of course!” Marvin was just happy there was someone else to show his magic to.

With most introductions out of the way, Marvin left to drag Anti and Schneeplestein in to meet Angus. Schneeplestein was happy to see the original ego, having heard so much about him, and welcomed him with a hug, but Anti refused to leave his room up in the attic. Eventually, Angus decided to speak to the glitch himself. He knocked on Anti’s door and when no one replied, slowly opened it.
“Hey Anti,” he quietly spoke, seeing a black shadow in the corner of the room.
“Go away,” Anti sounded like a spoilt child who hadn’t gotten what he wanted.
“At least say hi. You were the first ego I ever met.”
“You made me out to be some sort of fascinating creature for your videos, Angus. You used me!” Anti screeched, turning to face Angus fully.
Angus did regret taking advantage of Anti, but he was truly fascinated with the glitch and how he functioned. It wasn’t everyday you stumble across a strange creature with no physical form who had the ability to effect electronic devices.
“Times have changed. If you’ll forgive me, we can start a fresh and forget all that. It was never meant as a malicious act but me showing my curiosity in my own strange way,” Angus took a few steps into the room.
Anti wasn’t someone who forgave easily, but it had been years since that day and he’d forgotten about it until the hunter showed up. Maybe after everything he’s done to the others, he can learn to forgive someone like they always forgive him.
“Ok, Angus. I’m willing to let this go,” Anti’s smile was small, but genuine, “welcome to the family, buddy.”

new genre concept: soft apocalypse

the world as we know it has ended and mother nature starts taking back what’s hers. there are no zombies or cannibals or murderous bandits. the most valued members of the community are those who know how to garden and farm, sew and weave, treat wounds, work wood or build with bricks, cook from scratch. 

people bond together to begin rebuilding instead of killing each other. everyone teaches each other whatever they do know and works together to figure out the stuff none of them know. books become incredibly valued resources because they’re often the only way to learn critical information. if someone is elderly, disabled, or otherwise unable to work at the same level as most of the community, they’re taken care of by the others, not told any sort of “survival of the fittest” bs.

as the generations ware on, communities begin expanding into small cities. some of the settlements even find ways to repurpose solar or wind power on a small scale and have electricity in some of their buildings. storytellers wander the countryside telling tales of the old world in return for some hot stew or a place to rest for the night, and the mythos of the new world start to incorporate elements of the past. the only thing that remains constant is that humans survive, and they do it by working together.

Halloween Asks!

🎃Pumpkin: What is your favorite season?

👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?

🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?

👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?

🎃Witch: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

👻Trick or Treat: What was your favorite Halloween costume?

🎃Black Cat: Are you superstitious?

👻Ouija Board: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

🎃Graveyard: Do you know any good scary stories?

👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?

🎃Werewolf: What is your favorite urban legend?

👻Horror Flick: Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your favorite?

🎃Haunted House: Would you prefer to live in the city or the country?

👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

🎃Mummy: What is your biggest fear?

👻Bat: Do you have any pets?

🎃Cauldron: What kind of potion would you make if you had the opportunity?

👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?

🎃Corn Maze: What is your favorite autumn activity?

👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?

 If there was a zombie apocalypse the best place to go would be Target.

Lets look at the facts:

  • Targets have at maximum 3 windows. And those windows are also doors. Otherwise they are giant concrete cinder-blocks of prison like retail. 
  • Target is filled with things to quickly barricade those window-doors. such as entire gazebos, lawn furniture, exercise equipment, etc. 
  • From that point forward all you have to do is worry about the zombies that are inside.
  • Target has an intercom system, which if accessed by the correct people can be used to quickly spread information and mobilize people to get things done. 
  • Target has a large section of both perishable and non perishable food items. 
  • Target also has a vast entertainment section. (how many societies have collapsed due to conflict spurred by stress and boredom. HOW MANY)
  • Target’s roof can be easily accessed for surveillance, gathering of rainwater (with the many buckets and mini pools target has. and all water can be boiled in the Starbucks kitchen) and sniping.
  • Target’s insulation would make the harsh winter months significantly more bearable.
  • Before the power goes out, Target has sun lights (which is why its not sad inside like in so many other stores… cough Sears cough) so people who have SAD won’t get depressed. Also, Target is large and designed to feel homey so people wont go stir crazy as fast like they do in jails.
  • When the power goes out, Target has large industrial generators that can be turned on in emergencies like for cooking. 
  • Speaking of cooking, Target has several kitchens inside of it. And once the power goes, guess what Target also sells? Grills. 
  • Target also has a pharmacy. And medical supplies. So, people inside who need meds to function have a hell of a lot longer time to live unencumbered by their illness than they normally would. 
  • Some targets have tools–including power tools.
  • Target also has a tiny jail. For miscreants and rabble rousers.
  • Bedding. Real Bedding
  • Reliable indoor plumbing.

I think you could reasonably live for at least two years inside a Target before completely running out of anything vital– provided food is well rationed.
And even so, the only thing you’d be sending out scouts for is food. Everything else would last for ages.  

Provided that the population not exceed 200, Target would run out of these things in this order:

  1. perishable food.
  2. electricity
  3. Potable water (that doesn’t require work)
  4. Non perishable pre-made food items
  5. Non perishable food ingredients (flour, mixes, etc)

    How to survive in a Target: Action plan.

    Undoubtedly, everyone will be rushing and screaming in the Target. First someone has to break into the manager’s office and commandeer the intercom to create some organization by shouting: If you do not want to stay and survive in the Target, leave now. 

    After that’s cleared up and only interested parties and zombies are left. the barricading can begin. Once the doors and windows are sealed, the new goal is to clear the undead from the usable space.The undead can be deposited neatly outside of the truck loading dock doors.

    Then, someone needs to do inventory. For the next week or so, food needs to be arranged by date consumed and a rationing chart should be made. Same applies to medicine and medical supplies and toiletries.

    After food and water has been qualified and quantified,  remaining time should be dedicated to turning target into a large “home”, Bedding should be laid out in one area, there should be an entertainment area. There should be a separate area for children and babies. All of the clothing should be pushed to the side or placed in the storage area, so there is more livable space. 

    I’m sure people have more ideas but that’s all I’ve got.

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Signs in a Zombie Apocalypse

The fearless leader who is done with crap and somehow knows what the hell is going on: Capricorn, Sagittarius

The one with the guns and blowing crap up: Aries, Gemini

Goes on a risky supply run because they don’t care about crap they just care about food might as well die trying right: Taurus, Leo

Screams but bashes zombies’ heads in anyway: Libra, Scorpio

Hides in the cellar or attic or some random house and boards up all the windows: Pisces, Virgo

Is the zombie: Cancer, Aquarius

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Oh, hey look, it’s Part One of my project! 

@therealjacksepticeye ’s Egos as axolotls, in all their soft and squishy glory.


Tag time! (sorry I just wanted u guys to see this bcause I know u guys love JSE)

@martinplier@i-am-a-fan@halcyonhaunting@daggerkid@spookyreesescup@katniss-the-dragon-101@omgthedorklord@ego-protection-squad@hufflepufftrax@ego-surveillance-squad@katielovesyoutubers35@septiceye-girl@uglynetwork@impossiblerebelblaze@kenmarlenn

@the-survival-hunters-companions @jackieboy-man-support-squad @magic-marvin-protection-patrol @schneeplestein-support-squad @anti-support-group @chase-brody-protection-squad @robthezombie-support-squad @shawn-flynn-protection-squad

Piggyback race with the septic boys!

Click it for better quality!

Marvin and Jackieboyman are heading to victory, Chase it’s determined to pass them, Schneeps is regretting agreeing to be part of this shit, Anti thinks that this is stupid and Rob is there.

Bonus that i was to lazy to color:

Angus The Survival Hunter and the announcer from the Japan World Cup narrating the race! well angus not so much because he keeps getting interrupted by the enthusiastic and loud anouncer  because if we are going to make egos out  of Jack’s series, his annoucer “persona” from that series deserves to be an ego. 

Corruption…

I FINALLY drew all of the septic-egos together! (Changed Chases nerf gun into an actual gun just because I think his corrupted version would have an actual gun.) 

This will probably be my last big drawing for a bit. School starts back up tomorrow and i want to actually try this year. (We’ll see how that goes haha) But I will try to stay as active as possible. 

@ego-protection-squad

The zombie outbreak has finally become a reality! But was shortly thereafter destroyed by the government. It is now your job to explain to the zombie survival enthusiasts that they can return to their normal lives.

Hey all.

Guys, we need to take a step back and get one thing straight.

Anti will not be back for a while. Jack has said it himself.

It’s fine to theorize and make posts about it. But nitpicking at every video is just going to make us all more paranoid and we know that isn’t what Jack wants for our community.

Also, let people believe what they want to about the other egos. I’m tired of seeing everyone try to make others believe in a certain way of thinking, like with Chase being evil or Anti seeking redemption.

Again, these theories are completely fine to have. Everyone has the right to theorize about the egos and have their own opinion of them. But do not force your theory upon others like it’s the only one that’ll become canon.

We have no idea what could come next with any of them, but let’s all just calm down, collect ourselves and enjoy what we have of the egos.

Remember, Jack didn’t have to do any of this. He did this because he genuinely values our community and wants to make us happy. But the second we start fighting and being petty over this, it will stop. And then nobody’s happy. We don’t want that. Jack doesn’t want that.

Please be respectful of other people and their theories. Be respectful in general to everyone, and let’s keep this fandom a safe, happy, and welcoming place.


-mod annie