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The Second Mango by Shira Glassman 

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Queen Shulamit never expected to inherit the throne of the tropical land of Perach so young. At twenty, grief-stricken and fatherless, she’s also coping with being the only lesbian she knows after her sweetheart ran off for an unknown reason. Not to mention, she’s the victim of severe digestive problems that everybody think she’s faking. When she meets Rivka, an athletic and assertive warrior from the north who wears a mask and pretends to be a man, she finds the source of strength she needs so desperately.

Unfortunately for her, Rivka is straight, but that’s okay – Shulamit needs a surrogate big sister just as much as she needs a girlfriend. Especially if the warrior’s willing to take her around the kingdom on the back of her dragon in search of other women who might be open to same-sex romance. The real world outside the palace is full of adventure, however, and the search for a royal girlfriend quickly turns into a rescue mission when they discover a temple full of women turned to stone by an evil sorcerer.

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Dr. John H. Watson, Ph.D, Sexual Surrogate

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by smurff

A sexual surrogate is a therapist who engages in intimate physical contact with clients who have sexual anxiety. After several men who have visited a surrogate go missing, Sherlock goes undercover and makes an appointment to see Dr. John Watson, Sexual Surrogate.

Words: 2146, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English



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So I tweeted Dennis Hopeless for an explanation to this fucking travesty of a development and he actually replied, so points for that, I thought he’d go the ‘IGNORE CRITICISM’ route.

This is what he said.

Which still explains NOTHING about why a character who hates babies is suddenly pregnant. She better just be a surrogate or something.

The main reason, besides the obvious, why Kishi would never have Karin as the mother.

It would take him another 700 chapter, another 15 years just to explain how on earth it happened. How on earth Sasuke had a baby with someone he’s disgusted by. Why Sasuke cheated on his wife and she is still with him. Why Sakura raised Sarada, another women’s child, why Karin abandoned her own daughter, why if Sakura and Sasuke went to her as a surrogate, they didn’t ask Ino. Why Sarada looks like Sakrua and has her fighting ability.

Really it would take 15 years and 700 chapters to just expain all of this and Kishimoto don’t want to do another 15 years of Naruto.

anonymous asked:

for jotakak whose idea was it to start a family and how did they convince the other??

it just kind of Happened

when they were out of college and when jotaro was getting his phD jotaro proposed and kakyoin was like “oh. i didnt expect this. but ok i guess” 

then they get married and they have all the honeymoon sex 

and they get this big house and kakyon is like thinking about it and he feels that it’s too Empty and he talks to jotaro about getting a surrogate and they each get their own surrogate or w/e and they get jouta and jolyne and raise them. 

they were probably both wanting it but kakyoin brought it up and kind of made it happen

i want a fic where dan and phil find out that their child might be deaf because of a birth defect and phil breaks down in a way that dan has never seen before with him and locks himself in their room for hours on end everyday, blaming himself because deafness runs in the family and he never told dan or their surrogate. and dan doesn’t know what to do about it. then one day he decides he’s sick of phil hiding away from him because “god dammit, it’s my child too does he think this is easy for me either??” and lets himself into their room only to stop in his tracks when he sees phil sitting in front of his mirror, a book propped up in front of him, moving his hands in quick gestures, unmistakably sign language. and dan just starts to silently cry as to not disrupt him because he can’t believe that this is what phil has been doing all this time and that he wants to try to make it work with their child. dan walks back out before phil can see him and puts it in his memory as a beautiful moment that he’s never told anyone about, it’s just something he keeps to himself because it makes him smile to think about it.