surpriiise

snk characters + how they behave when they're drunk

(I hope this hasn’t been done before!)

Eren: he’s like the quiet drunk?? He gets like super silent once he’s got a couple of beers down the road and gets a slight slur in his voice. Once everyone’s leaving though he’ll get up and fall right onto his fucking face

Armin: he becomes strangely confident when he’s drunk like he’ll at least hug everyone once and scream, “Excuse me, I have a BOYFRIEND!” at everyone who tries to flirt with him

Mikasa: ohh she gets like reaalllyy romantic and cheesy (but not flirty tho) like she’ll grab the karaoke mic and never let it go and sing only cliché love songs and all

Connie: he’s 10x crazier (surpriiise). He’s so exuberant when he’s drunk people usually don’t let him drink so much, especially with sasha around

Sasha: she’s right next to Connie in this tbh. (“BERTHOLDT, TAKE THIS VIDEO OF ME THROWING A CHAIR AT CONNIE’S FACE MAAAN IMAGINE HOW POPULAR I’M GONNA GET ON THE INTERNET!”)

Jean: he’s the sexual drunk lmaooo like he’ll call eren a bitch and then five minutes later he’ll be stripping and giving him a lap dance

Marco: okay I have this weird weird image of him sitting in the corner with a really creepy grin on his face. That’s it.

Annie: omg she’s totally the flirt like you can probably find her flirting w a dog if she gets too drunk lmao

Historia: she’s the one who passes out w half a shot and complains about hangover the next morning honestly so she usually doesn’t drink strong stuff

Ymir: omg this girl doesn’t crack with a gallon of beer down her throat like she usually sits next to an emotional drunk, listens to all their shit, remembers every single fucking thing the next morning and constantly embarrasses them

Bertholdt: okay he’s the designated driver lol so he’s generally in the corner drinking orange juice, which he doesn’t really mind and gets a laugh at all his friends acting crazy

Reiner: he’s the emotional drunk okay fight me on this

“Glory is a welcome comeback for a true pop visionary nobody expected to stick around long enough for a third album, much less a ninth. Has any star pulled off as many comebacks as Britney? For this girl it’s the non-comeback records that are the exception, because people have kept foolishly trying to write her off since the TRL days.

Nearly 20 years after "Baby One More Time,” people still act shocked when Brit refuses to fade away like the disposable pop trinket they desperately hoped she’d be, which keeps raising the question of how many great hits she needs to score before she finally gets credit as one of the all-time brilliant hitmakers.

Every time she jumps back in the game, the world gives her the look like Kim Cattrall in the Crossroads scene where Britney shows up on her doorstep claiming to be her daughter. (Surpriiise!) But she’s still going because nobody else can do what she does.“

Compete RS review at the source.