snk characters + how they behave when they're drunk
(I hope this hasn’t been done before!)
Eren: he’s like the quiet drunk?? He gets like super silent once he’s got a couple of beers down the road and gets a slight slur in his voice. Once everyone’s leaving though he’ll get up and fall right onto his fucking face
Armin: he becomes strangely confident when he’s drunk like he’ll at least hug everyone once and scream, “Excuse me, I have a BOYFRIEND!” at everyone who tries to flirt with him
Mikasa: ohh she gets like reaalllyy romantic and cheesy (but not flirty tho) like she’ll grab the karaoke mic and never let it go and sing only cliché love songs and all
Connie: he’s 10x crazier (surpriiise). He’s so exuberant when he’s drunk people usually don’t let him drink so much, especially with sasha around
Sasha: she’s right next to Connie in this tbh. (“BERTHOLDT, TAKE THIS VIDEO OF ME THROWING A CHAIR AT CONNIE’S FACE MAAAN IMAGINE HOW POPULAR I’M GONNA GET ON THE INTERNET!”)
Jean: he’s the sexual drunk lmaooo like he’ll call eren a bitch and then five minutes later he’ll be stripping and giving him a lap dance
Marco: okay I have this weird weird image of him sitting in the corner with a really creepy grin on his face. That’s it.
Annie: omg she’s totally the flirt like you can probably find her flirting w a dog if she gets too drunk lmao
Historia: she’s the one who passes out w half a shot and complains about hangover the next morning honestly so she usually doesn’t drink strong stuff
Ymir: omg this girl doesn’t crack with a gallon of beer down her throat like she usually sits next to an emotional drunk, listens to all their shit, remembers every single fucking thing the next morning and constantly embarrasses them
Bertholdt: okay he’s the designated driver lol so he’s generally in the corner drinking orange juice, which he doesn’t really mind and gets a laugh at all his friends acting crazy
Reiner: he’s the emotional drunk okay fight me on this
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