How do you ride those things? Just grab em and make them your bitch. #matting #airmattress I’ll beat any advertised price or your mattress is FREEEEE!!!! #teamblacksheep #radmiracle
Back to reality. Mat riding – ever heard of it? Think about the air mattress you blow up to sleep on when you go camping. Then, think about riding that mattress on a wave. That’s it. These things are like shape shifters and can go damn fast, but they don’t duck dive worth shit. Ha ha. I mean, they don’t duck dive period. Instead, you try to toss them over waves and then they blow away. Then you swim after them. It’s a pretty fun game.
Burning people and getting burned by others is just part of the fun of these things. Once you set them in a direction it’s pretty difficult to get them to stop, so you just do what you do. Some guys push them way out in front, other guys get right up on top of them – but enough about girls, let’s get back to mats.