surfing penguin

Please ignore this, it is a Random rant. When I last visited my best friend she asked me if I’ve heard of that Disney theory where Anna and Elsa’s parents are also Tarzan’s parents. She’s a huge fan of the Frozen film and I’m… well I hate it. She thought that this tidbit which was supposedly confirmed by the Frozen director would make me like it more. Which surprise: It did not. I mean, for one that interview where they said he said so, he stated: “So in my little head, Anna and Elsa’s brother is Tarzan – but on the other side of that island are surfing penguins, to tie in a non-Disney movie, ‘Surf’s Up.’ That’s my fun little world.”

So like… that’s not a confirmation tho. That’s a HEADCANON. And yes, even creators can have headcanons that don’t fit into canon heck I have them all the time just for flights of fancy on my own work. Least of all what annoyed me was that Tarzan’s parents and the Frozen parents don’t really look alike the more I scrutinize it. Not to mention they’re canon from England??? And the royal couple is not??? I can’t remember if they have British Accents in the movie but I’d dismiss that cuz everyone always defaults to British for rich people/royalty in English speaking media. Their hair colors are different? Sure you can argue that their faces sort of look alike but…. Disney generic faces??? So I’d dismiss that too.

Not to mention the timelines don’t hold up? Frozen takes place according to the artbook in the 1830s-40s and Tarzan takes place in the 1890s. That’s like a 50 year difference unless Tarzan aged extremely well that jungle sure must have some fountain of youth. But there are other indicators like… TECHNOLOGY! That is not yet available by the time Anna and Elsa are adults (or when Tangled takes place also cuz we know for sure Frozen and Tangled take place at the same time). Jane arrives on a fucking steamship that’s bigger than the royal ship for fuck’s sake. Another thing is that the King and Queen’s trip was only supposed to take 2 weeks. But Tarzan was born ON THE SHIP, so she’d have to be heavily pregnant when she boarded that ship which she clearly wasn’t and if she was I actually doubt they’d let her sail on it. Either that or their 2 week trip somehow turned into 9+ months. SO. MANY. HOLES. Like, it just annoys me to no end that this movie is trying to shove itself in every Disney place it can.

Like I know I know… Yume you’re taking this way too seriously. It’s all for fun. And sure if you like this theory than sure but like… the people who made this theory sure thought seriously about it. Why can’t I? 

In conclusion no, I do not like Frozen any better now, and fuck this theory.

P.S. Surf’s Up takes place in modern times with reality TV Mr. Director, please stahp. The only way I will accept Surf’s Up into cartoon canon is if Chicken Bob is a descendant of HeiHei.

A-WELL-A EVERYBODY’S HEARD, ABOUT THE BIRD

meet the star of several unmemorable surfer movies, the Macaroni Penguin.

just photoshop a board and a bad CGI ladyfriend in there and you’re good to go

while it’s understandable that their beachy blonde locks, carefree attitude and love of fish tacos would relegate them to this role in all sorts of media, we feel that these weird weird birds deserve to be understood a little better. plus, they gotta be sick of it by now. maybe they should get a better agent.

you make one california joke and I peck your eyes right out of your skull.

Macaroni Penguins are the most numerous and widespread of the penguin family, found from the tip of South America to Antarctica. they eat krill, squid, and helpless innocent fishes who did nothing wrong.

both males and females of the species sport that beach-blonde ‘do, and they work together in pairs to raise their absolutely fucking adorable chicks in typical penguin fashion. by sitting on them.

did you think we were kidding? yeah, they pretty much all do this. parents of the year!

and also, like every penguin, their mouth is a portal straight to Fish Hell.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

while we sprint away screaming, we’d like to take a moment to remind you that Nature often hides her worst horrors under a thin layer of cute. think about that the next time you see one of these in a mediocre CGI flick.

I contain horrors innumerable!

but now, we’ll leave them to worship their dead gods in peace. goodbye, Macaroni Penguin!

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn

When You Realize That ATLA Isn’t Just Another Kid’s Show

Book 1: Water is definitely more “kiddie” than the following two books in the series, as well as the show’s spin off, Legend of Korra. However, it is apparent from the first three episodes of The Last Airbender that the story will tackle some dark issues, including the destructive nature of war, genocide, and the weight of self-responsibility.

One of my favorite scenes in the entire series is in S1E2 “The Avatar Returns”, which not only preludes these larger issues but calls attention to the personal struggles and growth of three major characters. It also communicates that this is no ordinary children’s cartoon but a subversive telling of humanity’s fight for freedom, equality, and individuality.


Aang, upon the threat of drowning, enters the Avatar State for the first time in the series and displays a powerful show of waterbending prowess to the amazement of Katara and Sokka.

When Katara asks Aang why he never told them he was the Avatar, Aang expresses that he never wanted to be the Avatar in the first place. 

Katara and Sokka are silent in response to Aang’s confession. Aang, physically separate from his newfound friends, sits cross legged at the edge of Appa’s saddle, slightly elevated above them. Holding his staff, a relic of his lost heritage and people, a lone cloud passes over, touching Aang first, then Katara, then Sokka: a single sweep of darkness among the brightness of the setting sun. Then light shines through the breaks in the clouds above. 


Aang, physically separate from his newfound friends, sits cross legged at the edge of Appa’s saddle, slightly elevated above them

Aang can never be Katara or Sokka: his constant grasps at childhood fun (penguin sledding, surfing with giant koi fish, riding hog monkeys) are self-reminders that even though his responsibility is to the world, he wants to be an ordinary kid more than anything else. But most people, including Katara and Sokka, will look up to Aang, hoping that he will guide them back to peace and balance. To do this, he must grow up and sacrifice a large part of his childhood, whether he wants to or not.

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Holding his staff, a relic of his lost heritage and people

His staff, which he uses akin to a safety blanket, is not only a representation of his lost culture, but helps to separate himself from the non-airbenders below when he feels misunderstood or alone. Truly flying (using airbending) is a place that he can only be followed by Appa and the memories of his Air Nation family.


…a lone cloud passes over, touching Aang first, then Katara, then Sokka: a single sweep of darkness among the brightness of the setting sun…

Aang isn’t the only one who must grow and learn on their journey to save the world. Through the progression of the series, we see both Katara and Sokka come into their own, overcoming personal struggles, displaying amazing acts of bravery, and becoming integral parts of a team. 


Then light shines through the breaks in the clouds above

Ultimately, Team Avatar comes out stronger, smarter, and wiser than their younger counterparts: Aang finds a family, self-acceptance, and control; Katara finds forgiveness, self-confidence, and release of her anger at her mother’s murder; Sokka finds purpose, empathy, and companionship. Even characters, major and minor, that appear later on in the series, achieve some level of personal growth.

playing the club penguin surfing game while listening to dance dance by fall out boy is the single most exhilarating experience this world has to offer

Have you ever even seen this movie please go watch it if you have not 

I just found the DVD and I remembered how much I love it I’m gonna go watch it because it’s just that great you don’t even know what you’re missing

we rave about details in Disney and DreamWorks but the animation in this film is actually really impressive and it’s got a pretty great story 

watch this movie please if you’re a Frozen fan Chris Buck directed this so you must know the quality 

surfing penguins how can you not