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I Don’t Think Jacob’s Captors Let Him Go By Accident

by reddit user nowwegotcha

Jacob became one popular dude during my sophomore year of high school, two years ago. In the middle of the year, he just showed up. His family had moved him away from their old home, but his reputation somehow got loose in the hallways.

At the age of twelve, Jacob had been kidnapped from his home in the middle of the night. His parents had been apparently drugged by an unknown person, and their son had been stolen. No one even called the police until the parents woke up. No witnesses, fingerprints, ransom notes, nothing.

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I’m not sure if this is something I should be posting about and might seem silly to even bring up but I kind of just wanted to put emphasis on what an incredibly kind person Josh Dun is. On the Quiet Is Violent Tour I attended 7 dates one in which I gave Josh the jacket I had made. I never in my wildest dreams thought he would care for it at all. I’ve made things before for friends and others around me and have always been told everything I’ve ever made has been very mediocre even though it’s something I sewed together with my own hands.

However, at the Los Angeles date I gave Josh the jacket and he took the time to put it on to see if the jacket would fit after I apologized for being extremely dumb enough to put it on a large jacket when he isn’t large at all. He said it was perfect and that he would wear it all the time but I never ever ever thought that would happen just because he must receive stuff like this all the time. 

A few days later I literally could not believe that he went out of his way and made a post about it on Tumblr. Then when I flew to Texas to see them and each day I would hear or see of him wearing it. There is literally nothing in the entire world that could mean more to me than all of this.

I literally cry just thinking about it. It literally is the nicest thing anyone has ever said or done and I can’t explain how much it means to me. I hope he knows that he actually made my entire life. This band has changed my life in so many ways and I can’t put into words how much they mean to me. They aren’t only changing lives with their music but them as individuals as well. Thank you Josh for making me feel like maybe everything I do isn’t always an embarrassment. You mean the world to me.

based on this post where lardo and shitty are accidentally pregnant

She was five weeks in and nothing was showing, but she’d been puking almost everyday and had refused Bitty’s pumpkin pie yesterday. Lardo hadn’t told her mom yet, and Shitty refuses to tell anything to his father, but she knows that his mother knew. Jack had called her immediately after Shitty freaked and told him a week ago, before freaking out himself and telling Bitty, who had broken into their apartment in order to make sure she was okay.

“I’m okay, people should stop asking me if I was okay, I’m pregnant, not sick.” She complained to Jack, who only answered by giving a silent nod.

“Shitty’s freaking out,” Jack said instead.

“I know.” She groaned and put her face in her hands. A moment of silence passed between the two before she lifted her head again. “I don’t want to chain him down like this or jerk him around emotionally. I know he wants me to keep it.”

“He wants whatever you want,” Jack said.

She knew that, but she could also read Shitty well enough to know that he was ecstatic and wanted nothing more than to have her keep it. And the scary thing was, she could also feel herself being as excited as he is.

“How are the two of us even remotely qualified to be parents? He’s just starting his job, and I have my job.” And Lardo wasn’t sure that her bosses would let her take a maternity leave. And even more terrifyingly, she just realized that she wasn’t on the life track that she had envisioned for herself with this job. Sports management paid a lot, and Lardo knew she was on the fast track to a good promotion, but now this forced her to look at her life, and she wasn’t sure she wanted to spend it all on picking up after athletes. But she wasn’t sure if she could provide proper care if she didn’t have this high paying position. And it was a downward spiraling mess of disaster.

It was as if Jack could read her mind, or at least the mood in her mind, because he puts a hand on her shoulder and leaned back on the sofa that they were sitting at.

“Maybe you’re thinking too much,” he said. “Just concentrate on whether or not you want to keep it, and trust in your friends to help you no matter which choice it is. We’re a team.”

She sniffed, and suddenly Jack found himself with an armful of Lardo. She let her tears and snot stain his sweater, and he held her through her trembling. When the two of them extricated themselves from their situation, Jack extended a fist, and Lardo bumped it.

“Got your back,” they said together.

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anonymous asked:

Omg I adore all of your writing! For the prompt can you write Bucky bailing Steve out of the b99 holding pen?

Jake MISSED IT. Stupid drug dealers stupidly showing up exactly when they were supposed to instead of blowing off the deal that he had spent stupid months tracking stupidly down. 

He had remembered to set his phone to silent, and once the bust was over he turned it back on and the group chat had 119 notifications, Amy had texted him 3 times, Charles 82 times, and Rosa once. 

So just judging by his lockscreen Jake was pretty sure someone was dead. 

He read Rosa’s first. It would be the most brutal, but bad news coming from her was the most comforting. 

Your boy Captain America got arrested during the protest in Prospect Park, he’s here in holding bc Barnes won’t post bail. Barnes is here. 

“Oh. My. Gawd,” Jake gasped. 


“Oh. My. GAWD,” Jake gasped even louder when he got back to the precinct because CAPTAIN AMERICA was still in holding, and Bucky Barnes was in Holt’s office, and the captain–

“He’s been smiling for the past half hour. I almost called Kevin,” Amy said. 

“I’m sure he and Kevin have, like, those lists, of celebrities you get a pass for. I mean, Holt probably had Bucky Barnes on his list like, before we even knew Bucky Barnes was still alive and heyyyyy, Sarge, hi, how’s it goin’?” 

Bucky Barnes was a beautiful man who looked like old ladies everywhere must adore him, and who moved faster than any human Jake had ever seen. He also had really impressive murder eyes for someone who wasn’t, you know. Rosa. 


Jake was saved by a patriotic voice, carried on the wings of an eagle’s…wings.

“–the unions have been incredibly undercut in this modern era, which is a travesty, because when the workers are empowered–”

“Are you fucking turning criminals into socialists?” Bucky Barnes snapped, and Charles, Gina, the eight or nine criminals in holding, and CAPTAIN AMERICA all started. CAPTAIN AMERICA recovered first, but instead of looking like the moral fiber of a country he sort of looked like a pissed off kid wearing a Captain America costume.

“Unions are gutted–”

“Yeah, the union did you a big favor in ‘38.” Bucky Barnes snorted, folding his arms over his chest.

“Collective action is–”

“How long can you keep him?” Barnes asked Holt. 

“Legally, 24 hours, of which only 5 have passed,” Captain Holt said, solicitous. Oh god, Amy was right. Bucky Barnes was ABSOLUTELY on Captain Holt’s free pass list. 

“Jesus Mary and Joseph,” Bucky Barnes muttered. “Alright, I’m posting bail, you won’t get anything done and your criminals will think they can collectively act or something.” 

“I appreciate your civic-mindedness.” 

CAPTAIN AMERICA narrowed his blue, blue eyes at Holt, then dropped them to the firm handshake he and Bucky were having. 

Oh. My. Gawd., Jake realized. CAPTAIN AMERICA and Sarge were wartime sweethearts. 

Avengers tumblr fandom circa 2012

Don’t judge, but I’ve been thinking back fondly a lot lately about the epic bounty of old memes and trends we had back in the day. A guide for those followers of mine who weren’t around yet, or a Throwback Friday for those of you who were, remember:

  • The Avengers gag reel
  • Assvengers
  • Seriously the equal-opportunities fanservice and fixation on butts was a thing to behold
  • “Caw caw motherfucker”
  • Okay there were a lot of Hawkeye-bird jokes (this was before we met Sam Wilson) but that was probably the biggest one
  • Renner Stretches
  • The Hawkeye Initiative
  • “That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.”
  • Thor loves Pop Tarts
  • “This _____, I like it! ANOTHER!
  • Major ships: Stony, Clintasha, Thorki (aka Thunderfrost which, lbr, is the arguably the most badass ship name ever), Frostiron, Capsicoul
  • Also a LOT of people shipped Coulson and Hawkeye even though I don’t even remember them having screentime together? I’ve seen that ship referred to as Phlint like…once, but not at the time.
  • Chris Evans and his ridiculous shoulder-to-hip ratio
  • Left-boob grab (this one might actually still be a thing)
  • “I recognize the counsel has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it!” (this one I KNOW is still a thing)
  • “I understood that reference”
  • Crying forever over that deleted sequence of Steve learning that All My Friends Are Dead But Oh Hey Peggy’s Still Alive But I’m Too Afraid to Call Her and then going through the city being Forever Alone
  • The Superfamily AU where Steve and Tony raised a smol Peter Parker
  • Lokimania
  • holy
  • fucking
  • shit
  • I could probably make a separate post just for that but here goes
  • That famous Twitter convo where Tom Hiddleston and a Loki RPer were challenging each other and popularized “I DO WHAT I WANT”
  • I think like half his actual lines in the movie became memes on some level actually
  • “I am burdened with glorious purpose” and its many MANY remixes
  • “Tom sits like a whore” (aka what we called manspreading before that became A Problem)
  • L O K I ‘ D
  • The Loki’d Outtakes
  • Loki’d 2: The Return of Steve (like actually this was a real thing that happened)
  • Wendy
  • People coming together to make a fan book about Wendy for Tom’s birthday
  • That one picture of Tom in full Loki getup while holding Mjolnir and Cap’s shield
  • Loki and the Loon, the webcomic about Loki and Tom being roommates that spawned similar blogs for EVERY Avenger rooming with their actor. Almost none of them actually went anywhere, but the original Loki and the Loon was pretty great.
  • For real though, I’ve never seen any fandom obsession with an actor reach quite the fever pitch that we had with Tom Hiddleston, my god. Bendytoots probably came close though (this was before Ben’s Fall From Tumblr Grace. Tom is still well-regarded, but I think that part of the fandom has finally chilled out).
  • And lest we forget:
  • Tom in-character as Loki for SDCC (okay I’m pretty sure this one was later than 2012 but it was still a big fuckin deal when it happened)

anonymous asked:

Hi! New around here... May I ask what do you like about Madancy? Mads sure seems to fancy Mr. Dancy, Hugh.. not so much )=

My dear sweet baby fannibal, I need to stop you right there. 

Since you say you’re new, I’ll help you out.

“Well, it came about because one of the things that was very important was that Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter have a likeability, not only on screen but with each other. The fact that Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen are very good friends in real life cinched the deal, in my mind. That was important because I knew it was going to translate to screen. We wanted the audience to like these two men liking each other.” — Bryan Fuller on how he ended up casting Mads Mikkelsen (x)

“Hugh Dancy was the first actor cast and that made the project all that more appetizing for Mads Mikkelsen, who knew Hugh and worked with him in the past and rightfully adored him.— Bryan Fuller (x)”

“Me and Hugh (Dancy) were two of the knights (in King Arthur). So we were sitting for half a year on horseback and we became friends way back then. It’s just been a gift. We’re doing a show like this where you’re working so close together. It’s nice to be comfortable with each other, and that was just a gift that it turned out to be me and Hugh”— Mads Mikkelsen 

“Mads is a remarkable combination of things. He’s more than capable of fighting for what he wants. He’s amazing.”— Hugh Dancy

“Well obviously what I’m going to miss is just sitting down in a chair and having chit-chats with Hugh Dancy.” — Mads Mikkelsen on Hannibal S3 (x)

“It’s great. The very first time we sat down, talked about the show, Mads came up at the conversation. I worked with Mads nine years ago now on ‘King Arthur’. Completely different. Could not be more different. But during that period I got to know him and really like him. As a man as an actor. And had followed his career ever since then. I knew it was going to be great. That relationship is so complicated and interesting. It has to be believable. That’s one of the highlights of the show for me.” — Hugh Dancy

“So, spending that much time with a fellow actor, as I knew I would do with Hugh, it was just a fantastic gift that we knew each other. We are not only in the room, but to a degree, we have to be emotionally naked in certain situations.” — Mads Mikkelsen spoke about friendship with Hugh and cast (x)

(Mads Mikkelsen from Red Dragon Con, post)

(Hugh Dancy, The Path interview, post)

He’s worked with the actor Hugh Dancy previously and agrees that such a genuine friendship lends something special to their on screen relationship. “It was a great gift for both of us, that we were able to spend some much time together on the show. We were kind of in a boat of insecurity from the beginning, but it was nice to have a friend there, if you go down or you stay up. To be able to be comfortable with someone in a room, day in, day out of filming, 12 hours a day, was an extreme gift for both of us. We found a way of working together really fast. Hopefully I’ll get to spend time with him during the third season as well, but if not I’ll just have to go drink some beers with him!” — Mads Mikkelsen (x)

“I would say an actor like Mads, but there aren’t any, there’s just Mads.” — Hugh Dancy during the SAG Foundation interview (x).

And finally:

“Collaboration with Mads, who I love, who’s a wonderful actor and incredible partner in that respect “ — Hugh Dancy on what the show means to him

Hugh has become one of my very, very, very good friends. We knew each other from before, but it’s been so intense to spend three seasons together. I was there when he had his first little baby. It’s been a fantastic journey. We were just very, very lucky that we ended up with each other. Imagine if we had ended up with someone we didn’t like.” — Mads Mikkelsen (post)

Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy are friends. I’m not sure where you got the impression that they aren’t or that one dislikes the other.

Mads likes Hugh. 

Hugh likes Mads. 

They’re friends.

And their amazing chemistry and friendship (and various aesthetic reasons) is why I ship the fleet of ships that belong to Hugh and Mads and their characters.

So, after all of this, if you’re interested in some more Mads and Hugh liking each other and goofing around together goodies, check out my tag ‘danish crumpet’.

lurkeymclurker  asked:

What do you think it'd be like if one of the Rogue One members had survived? How would that effect the original trilogy and how would they cope with everything?

Cassian didn’t talk, at first. There didn’t seem anything else to say.


Mothma came at some point. Cassian woke up and she was at his bedside, sitting ramrod-straight, so very tall and white, even moreso washed out by the lights of the medbay. (She made him think of the columns on Imenthe—natural salt deposits like spires, like teeth ringing the great and violent sea. He killed a man there, got blood on all that white, white salt. And afterward he had sat in the sand, watched the tide come in and wash it all away.

Mon Mothma always made him think of Imenthe.)

She was studying his face now, and Cassian raised his eyebrows at her. She smiled a little. “Ah, Captain. I—have spent the last half-hour trying to decide what I would say.” 

She was quiet a moment, then the smile turned rueful. “I’m still not certain whether there is anything I could say.”

Cassian snorted, shut his eyes again. After a moment, he felt a very cool hand pressed to his forehead. “Cassian,” Mothma said, and there was something almost human in her voice, a thing like kindness. “Cassian, you saved us. How will we ever repay you?”

The meddroid had been very clear, he wasn’t supposed to move unassisted. Cassian risked it to turn his head away, screwing his eyes so tightly shut that he could see those little floating stars flare to life behind his eyelids.

Mothma drew her hand away. 

He heard her stand, the chair scraping a little as she did. “Bodhi Rook was released from bacta suspension last night,” she said, and her voice was cool again, impersonal. “He is expected to make a full recovery. The technicians are still working to fully recover K-2SO’s backup, but…I believe this means you were more than just successful in your mission, Captain. You brought everyone home.

“I thought you might be interested to know,” Mothma added after a moment. Her boots made a sharp, clipped noise on the stone floor, and then she was gone. 

Cassian went back to sleep.


(He only vaguely remembers what happened after Scarif. The adrenaline wore away quickly after Krennic was dead, and in its place came a rising pain, pain like the firestorm that engulfed Jedha. By the time they stumbled from the lifttube, Jyn was the only thing holding him upright; Jyn was telling him, cassian cassian c’mon, just a little farther, okay? just a little—it’ll be over soon, you can rest, I’ll let you rest, just—just—

But the rest is a scattered succession of images, half-memories: the sound of a ship’s engine overhead, and Jyn shouting here, we’re here!, a heavy weight on Cassian’s chest and screams he couldn’t make out (was that him screaming?) too much pain—he thinks he passed out once or twice; someone asking for his medical history and Cassian slurring, ask kaytoo, he keeps my records, before remembering—

I can’t feel my legs, he said at one point, he remembers that. Jyn’s face swimming into his vision, the red of blood streaked across her cheek. I can’t…that’s not good, is it, if I can’t…

Flickering lights, medical jargon he couldn’t understand. Someone saying spine, and spine again. (Every time he shut his eyes he could feel himself falling again, the whip-bang of the metal landing—) His spine again. Jyn’s voice, high and tight, saying yes, okay, yes. do whatever you have to.

When he woke up in the medbay on Yavin, he was alone.)


Cassian’s dreams were confused, a muddled haze of dead sentients clawing at his skin and his mother’s face—out of focus, distant and cold as a moon; he barely remembered enough of her to dream it anymore—and then suddenly, a cool pressure on his mind, rippling outwards. He was standing at the edge of a vast ocean, breathing in the cold tang of salt and the water. 

It was quiet.

He exhaled, and then he was lying in the medbay, and the sound of waves beating against the shore was just the thrum of blood in his ears.

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This week’s TM highlights:

  • Opens with a Very Dramatic nerf fight
  • “We can show someone googling themselves on the internet, right?” “Well, safe search.”
  • “First question is for Matt.” “Oh, god. Hi.”
  • Matt had Raishan’s next few rounds planned before Keyleth cast the spell.
  • If VM hadn’t gotten to Raishan when they did, Matt considered having her leave and just be out in the world, maybe reappearing in the next campaign.
  • Matt on Grog’s version of beat poetry: “You just… literally beat a poet.”
  • Raishan was Matt’s favorite Conclave member to portray because of all the non-combat interactions
  • Travis grills Liam on the Superbowl after learning he spent it at a vegan Mexican restaurant drinking a spicy margarita. Liam eventually manages to pull out the word “Patriots”.
  • “I fucked it up, god damn you, Andrew from Crit Role Stats!”
  • Vax has found his family, and it’s not Syldor. He’s not looking to get closer to his dad; to him, it’s a done deal and he’s moved on.
  • Travis: “Hahaha, I find myself hilarious.”
  • Sam shows up half an hour late. “Sorry I’m late… but it’s kind of my thing.”
  • Liam calls out Sam for making jokes about wanting one of their characters to die… and then constantly moping in the text thread in the week after Scanlan died
  • Sam’s made it through the first hour of 84 so far. “I mean, I watched the part where they were saving my life and crying about me.” He did actually get choked up over Grog’s song while he was watching it at work.
  • Liam points out that Sam is “the worst kind of foodie” and once critiqued a picture of the pancakes Liam made for his kids.
  • Sam: “I think it would be fun for one of us to die. I just don’t want it to be me!”
  • They show an extended scene from the episode (Grog’s offering) and when they cut back Travis is chin-handsing and batting his eyelashes while everyone else pretends to be asleep
  • Travis gave a lot of thought to how Scanlan’s permadeath would’ve affected Grog. “Pike and Scanlan would be the two things that would just crumble him.” He spent the whole week thinking about Grog’s contribution to the ritual and practiced what he’d say whenever he had quiet moments.
  • If it had failed, Grog might’ve tried the deck.
  • Someone asks if Vax would’ve jumped in on the ritual if Kaylie hadn’t: Liam thinks Vex is closer to Scanlan than Vax is, so if Kaylie hadn’t stepped in, much as he cares about him, Vax still likely wouldn’t have stepped in because he didn’t think Scanlan would’ve answered his call.
  • Sam had no complicated list of demands to get Scanlan back, just how he thought it could or should go
  • Travis was prepared for the possibility of losing the knuckles and the belt. “He was my friend before that.”
  • “If the beard is unattuned–” “That is an amazing sentence.”
  • Scanlan will probably rethink his approach to combat, but Sam isn’t quite sure how that’s going to shake out yet
  • Talks Machina: It’s About Scientology
  • Matt re: the ashes: “Some things are just journeys in learning to trust occasionally…”
  • Matt suggests a post-mortem Talks Machina episode on the entire Conclave arc
  • Critical Role is going to WonderCon this year
  • Grog considers himself a talented magician and the cleverest tactician (Liam: “Sometimes that’s true.”)
  • If the group had gone through Scanlan’s stuff: “It would’ve mostly been weird smut.”
  • Everyone points out that they don’t know enough in-character to feel they should do more than just keep an eye on Scanlan for now
  • Travis on Groon v2: “I’M FUCKING STOKED! …I’m really excited.”
  • Sam doesn’t know how Scanlan was left at the end of the episode, and everyone tells him to not watch the rest of the episode so he can just find out live (”…something about pudding? I saw some strange fanart that I don’t know how to…” “Don’t worry about it.”)

After Dark: the site was down again (verrrrrry glad I’m on a free trial here, because that’s two weeks in a row), but @loquaciousquark recorded all but the first few minutes of it live and sent me the video file right after it was done, because she is magical that way.

  • The armor Matt wears in the opening is the armor he wore in Mythica
  • Sam wants to recreate Hot Pepper Gaming with Liam on their podcast. Travis wants to be the live studio audience.
  • Everyone discusses their various and sundry bizarre live-action turns. Expect to see people digging up clips on all social media in the next few weeks.
  • Sam jokes about a political arc following the Chroma Conclave. “Grog could be Speaker of the House.” Brian: “Grog has a higher intelligence than the real Speaker of the House.”
  • Liam’s son ran a little D&D game for him that ended with the reveal that he was making it all up as he went, which Liam figures is pretty much how D&D is supposed to go.
  • Grog was definitely taken aback by Vax’s sincerity—when playing Grog, Travis is constantly trying to find the joke in things, and Vax’s words were so genuine that Travis got emotional and kind of shut down and had nothing to reply with, which he figures is exactly how Grog would respond.
  • Kima and Allura probably would’ve survived, just because Allura had eight hours of water-breathing at her disposal, but it would’ve taken a long time before they managed to get back home (a Gilligan’s Island-type setup).
  • Brian goes around shaking everyone’s hands, but Travis grabs him and yanks him down with him, and then the crew starts firing nerf darts at them to end the episode.

Yesterday I saw an anti ironpanther post on my dash and surprise, surprise, spite is a very good motivator for me to start writing again. So have some courting, and arc reactor issues and getting together, since that is what @ir0nshield asked for. Watch out for the cut since this is almost 3k words long.

Dealing with T’Challa after the whole mess with the Accords was easier than Tony would have thought.

Sure, T’Challa, and T’Chaka before him, had been for the Accords in the first place, but T’Challa was also housing the rogue Avengers and Tony wasn’t sure what to expect from him.

But T’Challa was nothing if not polite, and Tony tried to be the same in return. After all, T’Challa was a big force behind the Accords and Tony could need him in his corner if Ross suddenly decided that Tony belonged into the raft as well.

Tony was rubbing at the skin around the arc reactor, the cold always made it hurt, when T’Challa entered the conference room.

“Mr. Stark,” he greeted Tony and Tony almost flinched.

“Let’s stick to Tony, Mr. Stark was my father, King T’Challa,” he said and T’Challa thoughtfully tilted his head.

“Only if you can forget the king,” he gave back and Tony huffed.

“Nothing easier as that, Mufasa.” Tony wasn’t sure if the Lion King was a thing over in Wakanda, but going by the tilt to T’Challa’s mouth it definitely was.

“I think I am more Simba than Mufasa, wouldn’t you agree,” T’Challa said and proved Tony right.

“If you say so, Simba,” Tony replied with a smile and then stilled when T’Challa’s gaze fell onto his chest.

“Is it still hurting from the injury?” he asked and Tony forced himself to lower his hand.

He never liked it when the attention was on the arc reactor.

“Maybe. It just hurts sometimes,” he gave back, not willing to tell T’Challa that it was the injury and the cold and the reactor in general. He didn’t need to know that.

T’Challa obviously noticed Tony’s hesitation in talking about the reactor and thankfully dropped the matter.

They were talking about Rhodey and his recovery when the other members of the Accords came in and from then on it was only business with them.


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Who owns me?

Bucky x reader

Notes: mentions of past trauma, violence, past torture/brainwashing, fluff, smut, discovery of past self.  

Summary: when Bucky’s in hiding in Romania, he finds a girl he’s sure needs his protection. He doesn’t remember who gave him the mission; but he’s so sure some one gave it to him. After setting it all up, he notices that there’s more to this girl than meets the eye. She might need him watching over her more than he initially thought. 

(This takes place after TWS and before CW)

A/N: Hi guys! It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything; I just had to get something out there. Part two will be here soon, there might be more parts after that, because I have an open ending atm. (I do love me some open endings now and then)

Originally posted by caps-bucky

He doesn’t know who she is. He doesn’t know why she’s important, but she is. He knows the only thing that matters is that she’s safe. It’s his mission to protect her from all harm, to make sure she lives her life however she wants, without any disturbance. Often he tries to remember who it was that gave him this mission; maybe it was Pierce, maybe Rumlow, which would indirectly mean it’d have been Pierce. Or maybe it was the Captain. The last time he saw the Captain was about a year ago, before he ran to try and get all of these things floating around in his mind in order. He’d listen to the Captain. He used to, he thinks. Before his commander was Pierce; even before it was Karpov. He sometimes imagines that the Captain was good to him, and the others.. Were there others? He thinks so.

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Keith is obsessed with Human are space Orcs posts. Lance manages to find some and as a joke shows them to Allura who is just like:
“Are these true?”
And Lance just shrugs “technically.”
So Allura makes sure these posts are spread throughout space as propaganda.
These don’t really do anything until the Paladins are fighting some Galra and half way through someone’s helmet is knocked off and one Galra just stares before yelling:
“Wait their humans!”
Promptly followed by another Galra saying:
“Fuck this shit I want to live.”
Soon the whole squad just sort of runs off rather then face the humans thinking off all the terrifying things they had heard of the species.

Thoughts and Speculation for the Future of Stranger Things

Some of these comments are legit speculations, while others are just rambling thoughts I’ve been having about the future of the series.  Also, a lot of this is not specific to just the next season, but rather the future of the entire series.

1) ELEVEN’S EDUCATION: So, how is Eleven going to enter the real world?  To me, this seems like one of the biggest challenges facing the Duffer Brothers, though I’m certain they’ll figure something out.  Even if Eleven was tutored extensively from, say, December 1984 to maybe August 1985 when high school starts, there’s no way she’d be at the point where she could enter high school.  Of course, this is fiction (and at times, far-fetched fiction), so I suppose it’s possible that she could join them in high school; it’d certainly make for good comedy.  But I still don’t see it happening; it’s way too unrealistic.  So what do they do instead?  I can see Nancy tutoring her—maybe with Dustin’s help (that itself makes a great little side story based on what we saw at the Snow Ball) since Dustin is kind of implied to be the smartest of the gang.
2) TRANSITION FROM BIKING TO DRIVING: The boys will be about fifteen and freshman in high school.  This could mean learning permits.  This also could provide some great comedic moments, especially if one of the characters is too scared to practice or even fails the test.  I can see this happening to either Dustin or Lucas, for different reasons.  I feel like we see Dustin on his bike more than any other character.  This could make the transition from biking to driving daunting for him.  Also, imagine Dad!Steve helping Dustin learn to drive.  I can also see Lucas having some difficulty driving, especially if his character is still close with Max, as it’s been shown that she’s driven before.  This would be a cute bonding moment for the two of them.  
3) MIKE’S HEIGHT: Finn Wolfhard is tall.  I read somewhere that he’s 5’7”, and he’s not even fifteen.  By the time they begin shooting season three, I’d imagine he’d have grown even more.  I really hope one of the boys makes a snarky comment about how tall he is.
4) DIVERISTY: I’d like to see more diversity and people of color in subsequent seasons.  We got a little more diversity this season, with Lucas’s family and Eight, but I think seeing even more people of color—specifically in larger parts—would be wonderful.
5) MILEVEN: As cute as it is, I think there will be significantly less adorable Mike/Eleven moments in season three.  I definitely think they’ll be around each other and hanging out, but I think—and hope—they cool it on their “romance.”  Here’s why: Finn will likely be fifteen and Millie will likely be fourteen when they start shooting again, and their characters will also be around that age.  Now, they’ve already kissed twice, and both kisses were very innocent.  Typically when watching a relationship progress in a TV show, the relationship does just that…progress…and usually that progression is physical.  Given that the kids are so young, I seriously doubt we’re going to see any progression in their relationship, and I think it’d be a little silly to make those poor kids keep holding hands and doing quick kisses.  Also, think about it: the characters haven’t actually spent that much time together.  I’d much rather watch them get to know each other and see Mike help Eleven navigate the outside world.  Honestly, I think I wouldn’t even mind seeing a bump in their friendship because up until now everything has been too peachy.
6) JOPPER: I think the main romance in season three, if there is one, will be between Joyce and Hopper.  They’ve lightly alluded to that, and if you look at David Harbour’s social media, you know he ships them.  I think Hopper will serve as a comfort for Joyce as she continues to get over Bob, and then maybe by the time the show starts, they are slowly starting to form as a couple.  I do think this will be a slow burn, however, and I don’t see them getting married or anything that dramatic any time soon.
7) EIGHT: I think it only makes sense for Eight to return.  And like many others have speculated, I think Eight, Eleven, and the other numbered children may have to come together Avengers-style to fight off some alternate dimension evilness.  This might not be in season three.  I can see them saving this for season four, which they said may be the last season.  
8) RETURN OF BRENNER: In season two, they implied that Dr. Brenner might not be dead.  I think he’ll definitely make a return in season three.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s out to get Eleven.  I can see him kidnapping her or even trying to kill her or Hopper or Will because they know too much.
9) ELEVEN EXPANDING HER FRIEND GROUP: In future seasons, I’d like to see Eleven become friends with both Will and Max.  As far as Will goes, I’m pretty sure they’re only even on screen together when Will is in the Upside Down or unconscious.  They don’t know each other at all, which seems so weird considering that their experiences are so intertwined.  Also, it’d be nice to see Eleven get to know Max and become her friend after their rough start.  I think it’s probably important for Eleven to have a female friend that she can bond with and learn from.
10) HOPPER’S DAUGHTER: I’d like to see Hopper think more about his deceased daughter Sara more in future seasons, especially now that he has officially adopted Eleven.  It’d be interesting to see Hopper imagine Eleven as Sara in certain moments, and then come back to reality and realize that Sara is still gone.  Also, I’m pretty sure Sara was only mentioned once this past season, and I think it’s important to show that she hasn’t left Hopper’s mind.
11) HOPPER VS. MIKE: I can see them both being wary of each other after everything that’s happened.  Mike might still be a little miffed at Hopper for hiding Eleven for a year, and I can see Hopper being a little nervous about Mike being around his new adoptive daughter.  Somebody even asked David Harbour on Twitter if he thinks Hop would give Mike the “don’t hurt my little girl” speech, and David Harbour responded, “As uncomfortable as it will be for both of them, kinds seems like he has to, doesn’t it?”  Even if Mike and Eleven’s relationship kind of cools down like I suspect, I can see some version of this happening, where Hopper pulls Mike to the side for a little chat.  
12) STEVE: What’s going to happen with Steve?  He will be done with high school in the next season, I’m pretty sure.  And I can’t imagine the writers sending Steve away to college, especially after he’s kind of become the season favorite this year.  Maybe Hawkins has a community college?  Or maybe Steve works with Hopper in some fashion?  Those are my two guesses.  Either way, I’m super excited to see what they come up with for Steve next.
13) BILLY’S ROLE: I think Billy will have a bigger role next year.  I think his story may intertwine more with the main story, and he may in some way wind up mixed up in the all the supernatural stuff that’s going on.  Maybe he rats on the kids to government officials, I don’t know.  I know that’s a vague statement, but I can see him being pissed off at Max or her friends and getting them in trouble with the ~bad people~.  I just see his evilness being put to work in a different, more dramatic way in the future.
14) PREMIERE DATE: I could be wrong about this, but I think it takes them between five and six months to shoot the show.  I also read or heard that they only just reopened the writers’ room like two weeks ago or something.  I have no idea how long it takes them to plan out the show or to write each episode—though I’m pretty sure they’re still writing when they start filming.  If I had to guess though, I think they’ll probably start back shooting in February or March.  Then there’s post-production, which I think took five months at least.  I know the Duffers said they were working on season two up until weeks before it dropped.  So my guess, is at the earliest, season three will premiere around Christmas time next year.  More likely, however, I think it’ll premiere in either January or February of 2019.  (I’m definitely keeping my fingers crossed for Christmas though!)
15) JONATHAN’S FATE: I’ve been thinking about how the Duffers are going to up the stakes and if they’ll kill any characters off, and I’ve decided I think Jonathan is the most likely to go—and not because of his recent LAX incident.  I think it makes sense.  I can see Jonathan sacrificing himself to save Will (or even Nancy or the other children).  Also, it keeps the dramatics in the Byers family, although I’d hate to see Joyce have to suffer another loss.

So, as a small amount of you know my apartment was robbed last week while David and I were out. Lucky(eye rolls) for me, we’ve been robbed before and we’re now pretty good about locking our tv cabinet so none of the electronics were stolen. We’re pretty sure it was the crazy nazi bitch who lived here before us because our landlord apparently didn’t switch the keys when we moved in last month despite knowing the old tenant still had a set. A lot of our kitchen appliances, console controllers(that we left out to charge), video games, art supplies(cries), among other things were stolen. I waited to post about it to see what David and I could gather ourselves from friends, family, and goodwill but we’re still short money to recover all the items we need plus paying for new locks and keys(which I don’t understand why we’re paying but okay.) If you’re able to help out it would deeply appreciated but I completely understand everyone who can’t! If you can reblog this though, that would be great, I won’t make money this upcoming week because I have to go to Idaho to deal with some family issues. 

I added some of the items that we’re stolen to my amazon list but you could also purchase something from my shop or donate to my paypal(email is! Thank you again to everyone who has showed me support thus far and everyone who is kind enough to do so now! May your locks be strong and your homes be protected.💚

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cutelittlemuffin  asked:

Hello that mc and jumin being affectionate was so good can I please request v and saeran in the same scenario plz and your blog is so cute

Thanks so much! Sure, we’ll add V and Saeran:) Also, original post can be found here. Hope you like it!


  • Saeran was taking a nap on the couch
  • You had come in asking a question, but he didn’t respond
  • He had been known to fake sleeping before to ignore you and get some quiet
  • But you weren’t having that today
  • So you go up to him and literally flop ontop of him
  • He didn’t move though
  • “Saeran, are you faking?” you ask, gently poking his cheeks
  • He doesn’t move at all
  • You keep calling his name in weird voices
  • Of course, he is awake, and tries to resist it
  • But you were being silly and it was kind of funny and cute
  • His lips twitch in the smallest of smiles and you call him out
  • But he still continues the charade with his eyes closed
  • “Ignoring me, huh?” you mutter. “Not for long.”
  • You lean forward and barely brush against his lips, but it’s enough to send him shivering
  • You kiss him again, more firmly this time and he finds himself kissing you back
  • One last kiss, but this one goes deeper and is more demanding
  • He cradles your head with his hand in attempt to pull you closer
  • You finally pull away, and without even missing a beat, ask the question you had done earlier
  • Saeran is left dazed and frustrated, but he’ll get you back later


  • V was recovering from his eye surgery still
  • So you had to help him get around a lot and do things around the house
  • One day, you were helping readjust his bandages
  • You finish tying it in the back and he just sighs
  • “I can’t wait to see you,” he says sentimentally
  • You come face to face with him, melting a little
  • He reaches out a hand to cup your face, and he decides to be a little cheeky
  • His thumb brushes against your bottom lip and his voice gets a little lower
  • “I can’t wait to see your lips either.”
  • You blush a little, but lean forward so your noses touch
  • “You can’t see them yet, but would you like to feel them?”
  • It’s his turn to get flustered, “When did you get so bold–”
  • You cut him off with a firm kiss before he can finish
  • He’s muffled a bit, still stunned but he slowly melts into you
  • He lets out a satisfied sigh into kiss
  • Before things get too heated, you pull away saying you’re worried he might hurt his eyes somehow
  • He’s a little disappointed, and now he really can’t wait until he’s fully recovered

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BTS Reaction To: You Wanting To Record Sex.

They were going on tour, and on their last night before they were going to go away, you asked if you could record the both of you having sex.

Slightly NSFW. Read at own risk!


Jin was shocked when you had asked him. The thought had never crossed his mind before, and hearing you ask him made him lost for words. There was a silence between the both of you. You sighed, assuming he wasn’t going to reply, until he finally spoke up.

“We should do it.. Just don’t accidentally post it or something, okay?”

Originally posted by chimchams


Yoongi wasn’t bothered when you had asked him. He was down with the idea, as long as he got to keep the video too. It didn’t seem like a bad idea to him, and he liked the thought of having a video of you being a moaning mess beneath him, all to himself.

“Does my kitten like to put on a show?”

Originally posted by yoonseok


You wasn’t at all worried to ask Namjoon if it would be okay to film the both of you having sex. Namjoon was extremely kinky, and he most likely had the thought of recording it play in his mind before. Once you had asked him if it would be okay, his lips curled into a smirk.

“My dirty little princess wants to be filmed? Is kitten going to touch herself to it whilst I’m away, hm?”

Originally posted by jjeonguk


Hoseok’s eyes widened when you had asked him. It’s not that he didn’t want to do it, but he didn’t expect you to ask. There was a small part of him that wasn’t too sure, though.

“I don’t know, Jagi.. what if it somehow gets uploaded on the internet? What would we do?” He questioned, slightly worried.

Once you had reassured him that you wouldn’t post the video anywhere, and you’d make sure that nobody else would see it, he was quickly convinced.

The thought of being filmed excited Hoseok, and it even made him more dominant than before when the camera was on him.

Originally posted by gotjhope


Taehyung didn’t even look surprised when you asked. In fact, he grinned wide as you asked, almost as if the idea had played on his mind too, but just didn’t know how to approach you on it. The idea of being away, and you not being there to take care of him when he was needy had been something he’d worry about, but if he had a video of you moaning his name, getting off would be a lot easier for him.

“I think we should do it.. although, my more rougher side might come out because of it.”

You was shocked as he said that because he was already very dominant.. so what else did he have in store for you?

Originally posted by jjks


Jimin became shy once you asked. At first, he played your suggestion off as a joke, laughing, until he realised you was being serious.

“Oh.. Um, I-I mean, sure. It’s just.. what if I look weird or something?”

Jimin couldn’t stand the thought of maybe messing up or becoming clumsy during sex as he knew he was being filmed. It didn’t take long to convince him, though, because a part of him really liked the idea. You told him if he felt uncomfortable, you would turn it off straight away, to which he agreed to this.

He doesn’t actually tell you to turn it off and enjoys it so much it actually becomes a thing you both do.

Originally posted by jihope-less


You was planning on telling Jungkook about your idea, but he had already beat you to it, which left you surprised. You told him you was going to ask the exact same thing, much to his relief.

“My baby is going to look so good on camera, begging for me, isn’t she?”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Inatodo fish picknick date. They got lost on the way to some romantic sightseeing spot in the ocean.

I love mermaids so much. When I find a character I like I’ll draw them as a fish at least once before I die >3< Inasa could’ve been a red color scheme but I like to imagine him as a whale shark: Big, perhaps a tad intimidating, but friendly.

It’s been years since I posted any draws ><;;; and it had to be of one hell of a rarepair, too, I’m so sorry… I’m in inatodo hell and it hurts.

Better This Way (Chapter Two)

Well— Wade finds out Peter is an Omega. That’s all I’m going to say lol

Thanks so much for all the love on this fic so far! I tagged everyone who showed interest in Chapter One, as well as those who messaged me so if you need to be TAKEN OFF/ ADDED TO the list, hit up my ask box, that’s the best way to make sure I remember since I don’t always remember to check comments before posting. Also I tried to tag several people and couldnt for some reason (sorry) and also sorry if you were tagged twice!

Excited to hear what you guys think!

For New Readers– My Spideypool Is Andrew G./Ryan Reynolds.


Enjoy :)
Peter had set out early tonight, heading across the city to think through a few things that had been on his mind lately.

And by a few things, he meant Deadpool. Specifically Deadpool. Only Deadpool.

Their patrol last night, where the little girl had almost died– it had shaken Peter to his core and Deadpool had stepped up to comfort him. Sure it had been an odd sort of comfort that involved sexual innuendos and rampant teasing… but the Alpha hadn’t just left. Hadn’t just shrugged off the emotions and moved on. And Deadpool didn’t know that Peter was just as susceptible, if not more susceptible, as the Alpha was to the fear and panic pouring off the people they saved. He didn’t know Peter felt every pulse of hormones or pheremones and had to force himself not to react to every emotion from everyone every time he interrupted a crime.

He also didn’t know that Peter could read every emotion coming from him, every time his confidence wavered, every time a flash of fear ran through him. Peter was well aware the Alpha was only about half as brave and maybe three quarters as reckless as he pretended to be.

And last night when Peter had been so upset, waves of empathy, comfort, security had rolled off the Alpha in waves and Peter had wanted to sit there for hours and soak it up.

And when the security had changed to interest…well Peter had wanted to soak that up for hours too.

But Deadpool was sure his Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man was just his Friendly Neighborhood Beta, so any of that was just… off the table. Most Alphas only hooked up with Betas, saving their mating bonds and love for Omegas. And Peter couldn’t just hook up– not without exposing his Omega biology, and not without getting his heart broken.

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Sammy’s Smile

After seeing these posts by @doodledrawsthings, I wanted to write it. 

Hell’s Studio is so much fun to write for. 

One time, Sammy had come to work in a good mood. And everyone lost it. Sammy was smiling as he entered the studio, humming to himself. Everyone froze and just stared. No one had seen Sammy actually smile before. They’d seen him smirk, sure, but never genuinely smile. It was…really weird. They hadn’t been aware his face could actually make that expression.

“Bendy!” Boris burst into Bendy’s office, slamming the door open. “Sammy’s doing something weird with his face!”

“Boris, it’s too early for this.” Bendy groaned. “Whatever Sammy’s doing, it can wait.”

“I…I think he’s smiling.”

“WHAT?!” Bendy jumped up from his chair, eyes wide. Boris ushered him out and to the music department. Sammy was whistling, whistling!, as he unlocked the door to his office.

“What the @#%*?” Bendy whispered.

“I don’t know what he’s doing with his face.” Boris whispered back. “Is…Is he smiling?”

“Sure…Sure looks like it buddy. I’mma go talk to him.” He pushed past Boris and went down. He took a moment to compose himself and went in.

“Heya Sammy.” Bendy knocked on the music director’s door. “How…How’s it going?”

“Pretty well, all things considering.” Sammy said, continuing to smile. He hung his coat up and began to prepare his desk.

“Good good.” Bendy nodded. “Uh…What are you doing with your face?”

“I’m smiling.” Sammy frowned a bit. “Have you never seen someone smile before, boss?”

“Right, of course. Uh, I should probably get back to work.” Bendy said, making a beeline for the door as quickly as he could. He spent a while just standing to there, watching as Sammy worked. The music director worked on compositions, singing along to the radio louder than Bendy had ever heard him do before. He seemed to genuinely be in a good mood and it was so….weird.

“What are you doing down here?” He heard Alice approaching from behind. “I’ve been looking all over for y-” She stopped when she saw Sammy.

“Is he…Smiling?”

“It’s weird, right?” Bendy said. “I mean, I’m glad he’s happy, but it’s just so…”

“Unusual.” Alice finished. “We gotta show everyone else.”

Soon everyone was gathered outside Sammy’s office, staring inside at Sammy. Somehow he hadn’t yet noticed them. He tended to get like that when he was working, which worked pretty well for the rest of them.

“My glasses must be broken.” Henry said, taking them off and looking them over. Joey just stared, unable to wrap his head around what he was seeing. Never in his life had he seen Sammy smile. It just didn’t happen. Boris was still freaking out about this whole thing. He didn’t do too well with change and this was a huge change. Maybe this was a sign of the apocalypse. Like the four horsemen or something. Eventually Sammy opened the door and found them staring.

“Just how long have you all been there?” He asked, his smiling fading a little bit.


“I don’t get why you’re all making such a big deal about me smiling. That is what this is about, right?” Sammy leaned up against the doorframe. He was actually laughing quite a bit. This floored everyone even more. When was the last time Sammy had genuinely laughed at something?


Sammy rolled his eyes. “Whatever. Here’s the new music. I’m not going to let you all ruin my day.”

“Why are you so happy?” Henry asked.

“That’s my secret.” Sammy said, winking. “Now scram, the lot of you. I’ve got work to do.” Then he slammed the door in their faces. Everyone dispersed, and things mostly returned to normal. Except Sammy kept smiling throughout the whole day. The next day he was back to his normal self, but it wasn’t the last time this would happen. No matter how many times they saw Sammy smile, which didn’t happen very often, they still freaked out.