Funny story; Have a laugh before your suhoor
  • There were three boys who wanted to
  • get married to the imaams daughter,
  • so all three of them went to the
  • imaams house to ask for his
  • daughter's hand in marriage.
  • The imaam asks the first guy
  • "What's your name?"
  • first guy: "My name is Ibraheem"
  • Imaam: Ohk, recite to me surah
  • Ibraheem"...and so he did
  • Imaam: "Maasha-Allah! and what is
  • your name?"
  • second guy: "My name is Yusuf"
  • Imaam: "Recite surah Yusuf" and he
  • recites it
  • So then the imaam asks the third guy
  • "What's your name?"
  • The third guy was really nervous and
  • was like "err, my name is Yaseen,
  • BUT BUT BUT at home my parents
  • call me Qulhuwallahu Ahad.
And Shaitan will say when the matter has been decided: Verily, Allah promised you a promise of truth. And I too promised you, but I betrayed you. I had no authority over you except that I called you, so you responded to me. So blame me not, but blame yourselves. I cannot help you, nor can you help me.