suprem being

Tom Bombadil is the best/most amusing character in anything I’ve ever read because here you have this dude who skips around the forest all day and sings nonsense songs about himself, and the One Ring, the single most powerful object in all of Middle Earth that a fucking ancient evil is furiously searching for, has absolutely no effect on him. He pops it on and doesn’t turn invisible like most do when they accessorize themselves with the pure manifestation of power and greed but instead pulls some sleight of hand shenanigans and makes it disappear into thin air like a party trick before casually flipping it back to Frodo. Frodo asks Tom’s wife who the hell he is and she just responds “He is” because Tommyboy over here is fucking beyond mortal description. The elves, who are essentially immortal themselves, refer to to this guy as “the Elderest” because he was there before any of even the oldest beings on the planet could remember. The only reason the Fellowship didn’t pick the guy to journey to and destroy the Ring in Mordor was because he might accidentally displace the whispering hellcircle that even Gandalf, a primordial spirit that helped in shaping the world, was afraid to touch because Tom Bombadil just doesn’t give a shit. So the character that many scholars speculate is the supreme being and one true god of Tolkien’s entire universe is just this secondary character that refers to himself in third person and fishes in the forest while writing iffy poetry

My favorite gender-free nicknames

• cutie
• home slice
• goofball
• sweetheart/dearheart
• accomplice
• pet
• you with the face
• dearest
• love/my love
• captain
• babe
• commodore
• lil bit
• dearie
• sidekick
• datemate
• your highness
• supreme being
• opponent
• old sport
• foolish mortal
• o Smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamities
• insufferable know-it-all
• foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach

The dodo as a content aggregator demonstrates less that animals are cute, and more that modern society has an intensely bizarre approach to animals. I don’t think I’ve seen a single one of their videos which doesn’t ascribe human emotions and motives to animals, while simultaneously setting them up as supremely infantile/angelic beings. It’s embarrassing to watch, and more than that, it’s frustrating, because it demonstrates a profound lack of respect for animals’ natural strengths and instincts. Sharing cute videos of dogs and tigers doing unusual things is all well and good, but captioning them with categorically false descriptions as if they are fact is just obnoxious, especially when those captions spread harmful misinformation about animal behavior.

Orisha Rulers of the Zodiac

An Orisha is a spirit that reflects one of the manifestations of God. Being four hundred and one of them in total, each playing a role within the Yoruba pantheon, twelve of them can be equated to the twelve signs of the Zodiac along with their respective houses. The following is a brief summary of each Zodiac House along with the Orisha that is associated with it.


The first house of the Zodiac is the home of the Ascendant, and symbolises the acting self and how your personality appears to others. The ruling planet of this house is Mars, which is also the Roman God of war, making Ogun the warrior god the Orisha equivalent. Like Aries, Ogun possesses assertive and aggressive characteristics, and is the patron deity of soldiers, police officers, surgeons, railroad workers, welders, body builders, or anyone employed to work with iron and steel. Like the blacksmith who molds his creations to perfection, the first house deals with molding the inner and outward Self and realizing your highest potential.

Taurus is the ruling sign of the second house, which is said to be the house of possessions. This should not only be understood as material possessions but also as traits and characteristics that we value about ourselves. The ruling planet Venus is also the Roman goddess of love, whose Orisha equivalent is Oshun. Oshun is the goddess of fresh water (as opposed to the salty, ocean waters of the goddess Yemoja), sensuality, prosperity, love, and fertility. Oshun is presented as a beautiful young woman who is widely loved for providing protection and needs for the poor and healing the sick.

The third house is ruled by the cosmic twins Ibeji, the Orisha equivalent of Gemini. This house deals with communication and the way you think and operate mentally. An emphasis is put on siblings within this house which is properly represented by the twins, along with short journeys and writings. Ibeji also represents duality and balance; the yin and the yang found within all life. Though presented as twins, Ibeji is actually one Orisha. To the Yoruba people, twins are considered sacred and are said to be one soul inhabiting two bodies, linked together by destiny for life.

The fourth house of the Zodiac is ruled by Cancer and deals with issues surrounding the home life. Cancer is known for being maternal, protective, nurturing, and instinctive, qualities shared by the Orisha Yemoja, the goddess of the ocean and mother of all the Orisha. She is the patron spirit of women, especially pregnant women, whose name is a contraction of the Yoruba words “Yeye omo eja” which means “Mother whose children are like fish”, representing the vastness of her motherhood. Her ebb and flow of the tides of the ocean are a result of the moon which is the ruling “planet” of the fourth house.

The fifth house of the Zodiac is the house of creativity and pleasure, ruled by the sign Leo. This house deals with gaining pleasure through acts of creation, artistically and even procreation i.e. the creation of offspring. The Sun, the ruling “planet” of the fifth house, is a symbol of creative energy, illumination, and knowledge, all of which the Orisha of wisdom, knowledge, and divination Orunmila reflects. It is Orunmila’s duty to record the destiny of individuals at the moment the breath of life is given to them by Yoruba creator Olodumare, who creates because it brings Them pleasure to do so.


The Orisha Eshu is the ruler of the sixth house, the equivalent to the sign Virgo. Health, work, and service are central to the sixth house, which is ruled by the planet Mercury, the messenger of the gods within the Roman pantheon. Eshu is the Orisha that stands at the crossroads between the physical world and the spirit world, whose duty is to be the intermediary between man and the Orisha. Therefore, when one wishes to call upon the Orisha, he or she first gets permission from Eshu. This is symbolic of clearing and preparing the mind to receive whatever message the Orisha have for you.

Oba is the Orisha of marriage and personal transformation, making her fit to be the ruler of the seventh house, the house of partnership. Oba was the first wife of Shango who tended to his castle and everything that he requested, making her the ideal wife before being tricked by her sister Oya into trying to ensnare Shango with witchcraft. After this betrayal she fled to the cemetery in which she went through a transformational journey into her true power. This house is about expediating our life’s purpose through partnerships, whether that partnership be marriage, business relations, contracts, and/or treaties. Through these partnerships we learn a great deal about ourselves, transforming and enhancing our lives, making them fuller and bringing us balance on the scales of Libra.

Oya, the goddess of winds and storms, is the equivalent to Scorpio and is the ruler of the eighth house which is the house of transformation, regeneration, death, sex, and rebirth. She is the powerful force in nature that can change the face of the Earth, embodying the tornadoes and twisters that uproot trees and houses with her destructive winds. This powerful Orisha is also responsible for carrying the spirits of the newly departed to the spirit world.

The ninth house is the house of philosophy and is ruled by the philosopher Sagittarius and the planet Jupiter, the king of the gods within the Roman pantheon. Obatala, the father of all the Orisha, would therefore be the Orisha ruler of this house. Obatala is said to be the Orisha of purity and was sent by the Supreme Being Olodumare at the beginning of time to form the Earth along with construct the bodies of humans. Obatala completed his construction of the bodies he created by adding heads to them, therefore becoming known as the owner of heads. The head is symbolic of intelligence, higher education, and deeper understanding, all which the ninth house represents.

The tenth house is the house of public life and social status, being ruled by Capricorn and the planet Saturn. The aspects within this house deal with how you manifest your individual role within society and your work place, along with the energies and challenges you’ll face meeting your career goals. The Yoruba associate the planet Saturn with Babalú-Ayé, the Orisha of disease and healing. Also known as the “Wrath of the supreme god”, Babalú-Ayé’s job is to punish individuals for their transgressions, but also to heal epidemics like small pox.


The house of friends and membership, the eleventh house of the Zodiac is ruled by the planet Uranus and the sign Aquarius. Aquarius is associated with rapid social change, upheaval, and rebellion, traits that all reflect Shango, the warrior Orisha of thunder, lightning, and fire. Once a living king on Earth, Shango is known for working miracles after his death, elevating him to the status of Orisha. Shango is also the brother of Babalú-Ayé, the Orisha ruler of the tenth house. The work in society represented within the tenth house is expressed through the individual in the activities associated with the eleventh house, the planets and energies indicating how group associations and friendships will operate in your life.


The twelfth house of the Zodiac is ruled by Pisces whose Orisha equivalent is Olokun, the god of the ocean floor. This house is associated with self undoing and confinement, which is reflected in Olokun being chained to the ocean floor by seven chains. As this house deals with the unconscious and things beyond the physical plane, Olokun’s aspects are expressed within the astral, the subconscious, and altered states of consciousness that is experienced during meditation, initiation, and spirit possession. Deep and mysterious is this house of the Zodiac, just like the bottom of the ocean; an old Yoruba proverb says that nobody knows what lies on the ocean floor. Olokun is said to be the owner of the Mysteries, and sparks within our being the genius that activates our super subconscious.

Peace, Love, & Balance

i like astrology for personal empowerment. i think thats one of its greatest assets. and it’s not just the empowerment of personal pride and helpful character information. the scary, intimidating, and profoundly life changing part can be when you begin to establish that your birth chart is kind of like a bible, and instead of jesus, this prophet is you. astrology teaches you that it’s all YOU. and despite the chart activity its your actions that control the whole show. it can be scary to contemplate that you are completely on your own, that there is no higher power or constellational arrangement that you can rely on or blame for sorrow or mistakes, there is no superior reign or mother or father that will pick up the slack. but this is when true personal empowerment begins. You are it. When you learned about Gods and Goddesses and Ares and Persephone and the trickery of Hermes they were not old time fables, that was the story of your life.  Yes you’re it, the grand creator. Daunting at first yes. Kind of like the leap people make from the western God who exists as a father in the sky to the east where God is indwelling. the comforting sense of a watchful guardian or supreme being who watches over your life has disappeared and you are all you have. the planets are not pre-arranged puppeteers of your life but positions of your own consciousness. It’s scary feeling alone. but power is realising that it’s all you baby. you recognise your inherent divinity. those Goddesses you spent all night reading about in astrology myth were the stories of your tests and triumphs. kind of worth feeling a bit scared for a moment. then the peaceful breath of universal truth blows through your soul and body. it’s  or else you will then be fated to live a life where you martyr yourself, look at every upcoming transit as a disaster, and most importantly deny your own authority in your life. the institution has pre-planned your life through their curriculum, when they told you that you needed good marks to get to the next school where you are enslaved to debt so that you can learn and enter the workforce so you can work those long hours to pay off that debt and save up so you wont be poor when you retire. astrology is one place we should feel like the executive, the leading role, and the narrator. 

  • Jisoo: C'mon, Jennie, I didn't drink that much last night!
  • Jennie: You were flirting with Lisa.
  • Jisoo: So what? She's my girlfriend.
  • Jennie: You asked if she was single and cried when she said she wasn't.

“Real meditation begins by reducing the noise of mental chatter and penetrating the innermost depths of your oceanic silence - the wordless, untouched space of ‘no-mind’.”  ~Anon I mus (Spiritually Anonymous)

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Another conference about Villainous with Alan and his team, sadly this was the saturday and I didn’t know! but thanks to an anon now I have a video about Alan talking about the series and about the characters!

I will translate the video in english and upload it here, but the video is long so give me some time!

“in the Villainous world, having Black Hat aprovation is like being a supreme villain” - Alan Ituriel 

Wyatt, Golden Retriever (13 m/o), Central Park, New York, NY • “Wyatt the polar bear. He’s handsome. He’s delicious. He’s a supreme being.”

ASTRO D.STORE Head-Canon

Originally posted by winwintheicecreamhoe


Alright alright let’s do this! This is gonna be relatively short and concise~ Depending on the love that this gets I could possibly make longer individual ones about each boy. So let’s get to it~

Admin Tae💚



Park Jinwoo///JinJin

Originally posted by jinjin

  • Obviously the leader of D.Store (Probably the owners son therefore the manager of the shop)
  • Went to school with the boys and got them their jobs (after months of begging)
  • Silent heartthrob that everyone eventually falls for
  • “They come for the pretty face but stay for the strong guy behind the counter”
  • “Hyung some of these girls are taller than you”
  • No one questioned Jinwoo’s authority after the boys showed up to work the next day and Sanha was in a soda bottle costume
  • Highly recommends the green soda
  • On the rare occasion you don’t see him behind the counter he is probably in the office with/on the phone with his father or older brother
  • Silently watches the customers and tells Myungjun or Sanha about people that look like they need some cheering up
  • Will sometimes give out a free drink or slice of cake to lighten someone’s day


Kim Myungjun///MJ

Originally posted by winwintheicecreamhoe

  • The waiter DJ of D.Store
  • Grew up with Jinwoo so getting a job was a no-brainer
  • “Ayo JinJin.”
  • “Hyung please., you made that nickname when we were like 7. When we’re at work I’m your boss.”
  • “wHeN wE’rE aT wOrK i’M yOuR bOsS.” Jinwoo threatens to put him in the soda bottle costume next
  • Always greeting customers with a smile and a bubbly giggle
  • “Hey I suggest the orange soda… It tastes like orange.”
  • If he sees a person crying or someone that looks generally unhappy/upset he’ll sit in their booth and talk to them until they smile or laugh
  • Tells all the girls to call him MJ Oppa, makes new customers promise to come back.
  • If you don’t see him upon walking into the store he’s probably in the back sneaking food or causing trouble to one of the other boys


Lee Dongmin///Cha Eunwoo

Originally posted by wonwoosvt

  • The pretty face greeter, brings people into the store
  • The boys always make fun of him for having to go outside and invite the shy admirers in
  • Likes to turn the open and close sign
  • Opens the bottles in front of the tables
  • “It’s for effect, plus they seem to like it.”
  • “That’s because 1. they think you’re cute hyung. and 2. You giggle every time the bottle pops.”
  • Likes to keep the outside of the store clean (with the help of Sanha who likes to plant everything)
  • Low-key the mom of the boys, always reminds them of their shifts and such.
  • It got to the point where Jinwoo promoted him to shift manager
  • When he first started he broke at least 5 bottles/glasses a day out of nervousness


Moon Bin///Moonbin

Originally posted by fallen-haunted-to-the-truth

  • Also a Waiter at the store, but he tends to stay in the bakery portion of the shop
  • Dongmin met him in physics class and told Jinwoo about him, He started out as the cook but immediately got replaced when they learned he in fact could not cook
  • He tends to make random noises when he’s off in his world and that’s what makes him attractive to the customers (The cute quirky type)
  • Handles all the orders and puts them out for Myungjun or Dongmin
  • Always greets customers with a shy smile that makes them swoon
  • Steals sweets on the job and gets yelled at by Jinwoo and Minhyuk
  • “Hyung!! Did you eat a slice of that Red Velvet cake that I literally JUST put out.” Bin would have the most shocked look on his face while customers giggle because you can see the slight red on his hands and shirt and there’s even a stray crumb or two on his face
  • “Pssh what no. I learned my lesson Minhyuk.” The girls would think it’s cute and invite him over to eat cake with them too.
  • Always fights with Dongmin over who turns the sign but gives up because Dongmin gives him puppy dog eyes.
  • Makes 60% of the mess in the store (although sometimes he is taking the fall for Sanha)



Park Minhyuk///Rocky

Originally posted by jashkook

  • Bus Boy/Cook/Store Entertainer Supreme
  • Actually started out as a bus boy but still cleans tables anyways
  • He got to be the cook after a busy rush came in and Jinwoo started to panic. Minhyuk just hopped into the kitchen and whipped out 5 batches of cookies and cakes like nothing
  • “Actually hyung, they come for the pretty face and stay for the cute cook”
  • Wanted to wear a kiss the cook apron to work but got scolded by mom Dongmin
  • The boys discovered he could dance after he danced around to clean up after closing one night You know like he was pushing the broom while dancing and shit (like another cinderella story with Selena Gomez) That night they also discovered Minhyuk could sing and rap
  • His nickname becomes Store Entertainer Supreme (After being changed from Disney Dude) because he always sings/raps the order and such (also the occasional Disney medley)
  • Jinwoo payed his first term to go to a dance company because he saw so much potential
  • Sometimes falls asleep on the job but Jinwoo lets it go because he knows how hard Minhyuk works.
  • One time he flipped the open sign before Dongmin could and he refused to look in Minhyuk’s direction for a week


Yoon Sanha///Sanha

Originally posted by youkostuff

  • Sanha is the store baby gardener and waiter, also the stores mascot
  • Everyone loves his bubbly personality and that’s why Jinwoo allowed him to work there at such a young age
  • Gets babied by everyone, customers, workers, delivery people. Everyone
  • Likes to plant the flowers and fauna outside the shop “Because it makes it look magical and like a secret getaway.”
  • “Sanha you’re literally 6″ “6 foot, how’s the weather down there short stack?”
  • The boys have never seen Sanha run from someone so fast then he did in that moment from Jinwoo
  • Whines about the girls pinching his cheeks and calling him cute but secretly loves the attention
  • Once cried because Minhyuk accidently stepped on his new sunflower seeds “But they weren’t even growing yet.” “STILL YOU STEPPED ON MY CHILDREN.”
  • Once stole a cookie from the pan and Bin took the fall for him. Minhyuk found out and Sanha came to work the next day to see every single flower ripped out and un-color coordinated
  • Hates to see customers unhappy and vows to give every customer a flower and won’t let them go until he sees a smile.

wow okay that was a lot of fun and much less work than writing an actual scenario! I hope you enjoyed and if anyone liked it and wants more let me know!!

~Admin Tae💚

Eraserhead and students as things that happen in my math class. Part one

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Aizawa: this might help if you fail as a hero and go into some other form of law enforcement.

Tokoyami: does being supreme leader of the universe count as law enforcement.

Aizawa: …… Yes.
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Someone: says something to tease iida

Iida: what, is today pick on iida day?

Aizawa: it’s always pick on iida day.
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Kaminari: Can we slow down a bit. This all makes me feel like I’m on some excruciatingly mental version of the game wipe out.

Aizawa: …..
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Aizawa: and when the numbers don’t match up it goes from a straight line, to a curved line.

Kirishima: haha just like me
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Aizawa: I understand that your having a bad day but please calm down.

Bakugou: NO BITCH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM!!!!!
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Aizawa: Kouda please leave the room as we review the test you missed.

Kouda: *leaves*

*a while after they have graded the test there is a knock on the door*

Jirou: Hey wait is Kouda still outside?
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*the room is silent as the kids work on school stuff*

Ashido: *with her headphones on* HOE DID WHAT!!!

Aizawa: what did you just say?

Ashido: sorry I thought Hagakure was talking to me.

Hagakure: I wasn’t, and you just shouted that to the whole class.
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*once again the room is quiet, except for the music coming from Jirous headphones*

Aizawa: do you realize just how loud your music is.

Jirou: yes and I don’t care because my taste in music is fantastic.
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Uraraka: Aizawa-sensei, Bakugou broke the leg off another chair.

Sero: I’ve got tape!

Aizawa: forget the tape, Uraraka get the super glue.

Sero: Now I just feel like a disappointment.
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Diabolik lovers Chaos Lineage: [CD drama - Scarlet Family -Vol.1] ~translation|traducción~

[Scarlet Family] [Violet Family] [Orange Family]

Hermanos del mayor + al menor -: 1.Reiji - 2.Yuma - 2.Shu - 4.Kino.


Please let me know if there are any mistakes.
Muchas gracias a @dialoversthai por haber hecho esta traducción posible!! y a @madamemalfoy21​ por ayudarme con la traducción~!



TRACK 1:

*The church bells are ringing*

Reiji: Thirteen vampires… … descendants from the same lineage, all of them divided into three
families. Destined to obtain one woman.
Kino: Agaiiin with that legend? Something like “destiny” is stupid.
Kino: We must obtain one woman, which is Eve. Once you get obtain her, you will become the Supreme King.
Reiji: Exactly. To be the Supreme King is the destiny that was imposed upon us. We must not let other family to overcome us.
Shu: Haa … … How bothersome. I’m not interested in being the Supreme King.
Reiji: Shu, this is a matter of major importance for all of us brothers. The person who obtains her, shall also obtain the world. Nevertheless, whoever gives up the fight, even if it is a vampire, shall get the worst of punishments.

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