Phil’s looking for his friend, but Dan’s hiding in a fun place…
Phil placed down one of the heavy lights he would be filming with. He dug his phone from the elastic of his pj pants and checked the time. It was already after 12! He and Dan were supposed to film something for his channel today and if he wanted to edit it all in time for an evening upload then he needed to film now. He’d already put on a nice button up and everything was set up in his room. All he needed now was decent lighting and Dan, one of which was missing. He’d checked the bedroom, the den, even knocked on the bathroom door to see where his curly-haired friend was hiding. When he came up with nothing, he finally broke down and went to bother you, something he hated doing.
You were sitting in the kitchen, headphones in, doing something on your computer. Your face was serious but a little unfocused, whatever you were watching was capturing your full attention. Phil hoped he wasn’t going to put you in a bad mood by interrupting what you were doing. “Hey y/n.” You seemed startled to see him standing in the entrance of the kitchen. Both your hands had been in your lap but one shot up and quickly clicked out of something on the computer while the other pulled out one of your headphones. “Oh hey Phil. What’s up?” Phil smiled sheepishly, kind of messing with the huge light he’d brought in with him. “Nothing, just looking for Dan.” You gave him a teasing smile, “The flat’s pretty small, Lester. How hard can it be to find your friend?” Phil’s neck grew hot and he started sputtering, feeling like an idiot for losing his best friend. You laughed at him and it only made it worse. “I’m kidding, man. Dan stepped out a little earlier for something,” you said. Your eyes kept drifting between the computer screen and Phil, and you were biting at your lip every few moments.
Phil was going to kill Dan! He’d been telling his friend about this video for a week now! Even reminded him last night that he was supposed to film today. And now he was deciding to run errands? “Well there’s no use being upset over it now. Any idea when he’ll be back?” Phil sighed. You were looking back at the computer again but paid attention to Phil when you remembered you were still having a conversation. “Oh! Um, well he uh, I think he said t-that he’d be back by like one today.” Your voice shook with every word. Phil thought you were acting super strange, but you’d given him the information he needed so he wasn’t in any position to question it. “Cool thanks. Y/n…are you feeling alright?” Phil knew it was rude to pry, but he was worried about your odd behavior. You nodded, your face now flushed and your breathing pretty heavy. “Okay then I’ll see you later.” He picked up the light and was back down the hall toward his room, wondering why you had been acting so weird.
You waited until Phil’s door was shut before dropping the facade and sinking down into your chair. Your hands fell back beneath the table and threaded through soft brown locks. The video playing quietly on your computer ended. “You think he knew something was up?” You looked down between your legs at Dan’s smirking face. “Oh he definitely knew something was up, I just doubt he knew it was me eating you under the table.” He turned and crawled from underneath the place where had dinner, sitting down shirtless in one of the dining room chairs. His lips were swollen and there was a noticeable tent in his boxers. You shut your laptop and clucked your tongue at him. “Well either way that was entirely too close,” I hit his shoulder, “and bad friend Dan! Hiding from your friend and making me lie to him!”
“Well you could’ve just told him I was busy with my lips around your-”
“You don’t have to tell me about it I was there!”
You shut the laptop and plopped down in Dan’s lap, right over his hard cock. You grasped the back of his neck and kissed his lips softly. His tongue slid into your mouth so you tasted yourself, and his hands moved your hips over his. When you pulled away he looked even more turned on than before. “Well, I know you’ve got a video to film with your friend.” You hopped off of him and picked up your laptop. You started walking toward the living room. “What so we’re not gonna take care of this?” He called behind you. “Maybe after you’re done, but right now your friend needs you more than you need me so go get dressed.” With that I left him sitting in the kitchen high and dry.
Dan looked where you had just been standing for a few seconds then looked down at his problem. “Seriously?”
A/N: God I could write about Dan going down on me all day