supplier responsibility

anonymous asked:

Lol. "Jack's Creepy Golden Grace Stuff" sounds like a horrible demonic facial cream or something:P "Issues with wrinkles? Liverspots? A calling to serve the Dark One? Then Jack's Creepy Golden Grace Stuff might just be for you!" *supplier not responsible for loss of soul, melting of skin, loss of agency, death of love interests* "Call 1-800-whathaveIdone and get a second one FREE! Don't worry about filling out the shipping form. It'll find you."

But wait! There’s more! Heals everything from shaving nicks and grenade shrapnel wounds or your money back!*

*if applied to fatal sword wounds, may lead to fanatical zealotry and temporary Stockholm syndrome. Side effects may be more severe if the patient has previously been God, or God-adjacent through the consumption of billions of monster souls.

AGAIN CALL 1-800-WHATHAVEIDONE RIGHT NOW! ACT FAST, SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED!

probably, because hunters are surely gonna cut off the source eventually…