suplex train

I would like it to be known.

That in this current RP event, Exiled Wolf rolled incredibly high and suplexed a train because the DM allowed it.

Needless to say, that Train won’t be hurting anyone any time soon. And who said Old Monks can’t do amazing things? 

An entirely new style of triggered ability? Wild. The train-suplex interaction still works under this new knowledge, but apparently you don’t even have to choose the target for the damage until you sacrifice the creature.

this sucks. ive never been as pissed off as i am right fucking now. i got steam comin outta my ears. i am gonna suplex a train and then eat a burger