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Why Lucas is a Wuss in Brawl (Cuz I'm fucking bored)

His mother dies

His father goes ballistic with grief

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His mother also appears as a ghost (adding more sadness on the kid’s back)

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His brother Claus disappears

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And the world is crumbling (both literally and figuratively) 

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Lucas has to pull needles from the ground to save it blah blah blah

But let’s go to the final needle.  Lucas is confronted by an enemy and fights him.  

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And guess what?  It’s his good old buddy 

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Claus fights for a while longer before coming to his senses and killing himself.

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Lucas blames himself for his brother’s death, making him the coward he was in Brawl. 

Fast forwarding, Lucas is now in Brawl, being chased by Porky.  

He falls like a little bitch

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and gets saved by

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They fight Porky and beat the shit out of him.

Suddenly, Mr. Garlic Fucktard turns Ness into a statue, and laughs at his face.

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Lucas feels the same way he felt with Claus, it’s his fault someone died, so he runs like a little bitch again.

He then gets saved by

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And both beat the shit out of enemies.  The Pokemon trainer starts leaving and Lucas remembers him failing Ness.  Lucas decides to stop being a little bitch and help Pokemon trainer not become a victim to Wario, making sure to make up for his mistakes.

Come join us at Game Trade in Mesquite for a Super Smash Bros Brawl Tournament on Sunday September 7th at 1pm. Entry will be FREE and the winner get a free copy of Super Smash Bros for the Wii U when the game releases. This will just be a warm up to many more smash tournaments coming to Game Trade in the future.

Come by the store and sign up today!

me and my friends are playing super smash bros brawl and we’re playing in teams of two. We all got to chose a nick name for our characters and team names. Me and one of my friends characters names are Jesus and God. And our team name is the Heavenly Divine. Everyone kept screaming JESUS GRAB THE POKEBALL