Lex Luthor sits down in the barber shop chair. “Just a little off the back.”
Suddenly, he finds himself trapped, spiderwebbed to the chair. “I told you I wasn’t just coming back for 30%,” a voice says in the darkness, accompanied by the sound of a whirring electric razor. “I’m back for EVERYTHING.”
It was just announced that Jesse Eisenberg - best known for portraying Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network - has been cast as Lex Luthor in the upcoming Batman vs. Superman film. This casting could not be better - since Mark Zuckerberg and Lex Luthor are already pretty much the same person.