superman corner

me: you know, I think BvS is my favourite movie. I can get why people don’t like it, and that’s fine, but I really love it

someone: BATMAN V SUPERMAN IS THE WORST MOVIE TO EVER EXIST IT’S TRASH AND ZACK SNYDER KILLED MY PARENTS AND DESTROYED MY LIVELIHOOD AND THE CAST ARE THE WORST CAST OF ALL TIME

me, now banging pots and pans together: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE (2016) DIR. ZACK SNYDER IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE IT’S INCREDIBLE

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gotham vs. smallville: breaking your bff out of an asylum

penguin: [carefully placed extortion, strategic power plays]

superman: I will punch every bitch in this facility I swear on the fucking sun try to stop me

anonymous asked:

I have this really weird concept where Damian just drag Billy along on one of the Super sons(Jon and Damian) adventure, just because they need a magic user and Suren is sick

“I-I’m not a superhero I don’t know what you’re talking about” Billy Batson gulped loudly and shifted uncomfortably on the couch. The dark haired boy in his living room glared at him “William. Joseph. Batson.” with each word the boy moved closer till his face was an inch from Billy’s. “The Wizard Shazam’s representative on Earth, Champaign of the Rock of Eternity, The World’s Mightiest Mortal, Captain Marvel” 

“The Big Red CHEESE!” shouted the other boy, the one in the Superman hoodie, from the corner of the room. The boy in the mask in front of Billy turned his head to shoot a poisoned look at him “sorry” said the boy in the Superman hoodie. “As I was saying before Superboy butted in, I know who you are Billy, I’m Robin! Son of Batman!” 

Billy deflated into the couch, he hated when people knew Captain Marvel was really just a 12 year old kid. “He promised he wouldn’t tell” he mumbled hating how that made him sound like a kid. “He didn’t, I hacked the Batcomputer, his password is my birthday. Now come on the human puppy and I need some magic help”

“hey! Shut up!”

“you shut up!”

Billy sighed it was gonna be a long night. 

@melamungous was talking about constantine/joker but that got me thinking about constantine/bruce and I just…really like the idea of this ship for so many reasons

Like john being a cheeky shit and ragging on american society constantly (because he’s a brit that’s what we do) BUT ALSO john getting semi-ironically ragey whenever bruce or alfred says some dumb classist shit like he doesn’t care but he cares but he doesn’t care, ya know? And when he stays over at the manor he’s trying to play it cool but is also totally overwhelmed but hos much stuff bruce has and how much it all must cost and honestly he could steal like a candlestick and live off the proceeds for a year

(john has absolutely stolen candlesticks from wayne manor but he’s convinced himself it’s not that bad if he doesn’t sell them on)

and bruce being his usual gruff self and john just not caring? john chats with demons on the regular he ain’t scared of a guy dressed up as a bat no matter how often that guy may hit the gym. 

bruce not wanting to have anything to do with the supernatural but he starts hanging out with john and immediately has five million questions about the hauntings/curses littering the manor and he wants to KNOW so he tries dropping subtle hints but john sees right through him and winds up doing massive sweeps across the ground

wayne manor is cursed as fuck john is simultaneously terrified to ever step foot there again and really impressed that bruce manages to just live there like it’s a normal house or whatever

the batkids fucking adore john and that’s how bruce is sure that he’s a good guy (bc let’s be real bruce would be suspicious as fuck of a guy who claims to fuck about with actual literal hell he would need a lot of convincing) and at first he thinks it’s just dick over exaggerating but even damian likes him because john knows so much shit that the kid’s not learning anywhere else and really when you’re an al ghul it would be ridiculous to not believe in demons just a little bit

bruce tries to learn some spells on the downlow but he can’t keep it secret for very long because john can feel the way energy changes around him and totally has to save his ass like three times from some very sticky situations before bruce accepts that he should not be fucking with this shit

clark wants not one single thing to do with john so bruce starts letting him tag along to jla meetings just to watch fucking superman cowering in the corner because supernatural shit makes him want to implode

john is obviously aware of the jla but bruce knows nothing about justice league dark until they’ve been dating for three years or something and he just…doesn’t know what to say and feels like an idiot for all the times he’s droned on about teamwork and leadership and really what is he doing john leads a squad of supernatural entities one of which is literally judas still pining after jesus?

eventually john gets round to telling bruce about the time he met god and bruce fuckin chokes

whenever a case is proving really hard to crack bruce starts to seriously wonder if demons did it and pesters john into sweeping crime scenes. demons never did it

even though bruce knows he shouldn’t be touching magic with a ten foot pole he speaks to a lot of people and a few years down the line has a crack at ending the curse that sees john’s soul damned to hell when he dies. john is furious but touched when he finds out but mostly just pleased that bruce botched the spell so bad nothing it didn’t even get off the ground to hurt him

bruce has met exactly three demons face to face and that’s quite enough thanks

it takes bruce a while to work out that john doesn’t just specialise in self deprecating humour he actually has some pretty serious self esteem issues and that’s about the time that he starts introducing him with ridiculously long streams of adjectives to describe how highly bruce thinks of him and everyone thinks its weird and john sees right through him but also it does kinda help and he really appreciates it

bruce has done the whole over the top unnecessary praise to the tabloids as bruce wayne a couple of times that shit was weird

it takes john five minutes to work out that bruce has some serious issues processing trauma and this is why he’s extra super keen that his bf have nothing to do with the supernatural that’s a whole other level of traumatic

not to mention the kinky sex these two would have. whoooooooooo boy

And I could rattle of reason after reason
why media representation is vital,
how this is a huge step for diversity,
what it means for comics in the future,
but instead,

imagine my baby nephew.

His sunflower face,
delicate hands ready to lift a world,
tying a tattered red blanket
across his invincible small shoulders,
setting his glasses in the grass,
and he slicks back his jet black heritage,
swirls one piece of hair,
the lone curl centered
on his tan forehead
and he says,

This looks like a job for…
—  On The Existence Of Chinese Superman by Alex Dang!

connectere-deactivated20161026  asked:

Flash & Jon once suggested doing a teamwork building activity despite still not learning everyone's secret identity: summarize your true self as little as possible and everyone will reply back with positive comebacks. Batman's was "A rich boy with a shit ton of issues." The JL were honestly surprised Bats could admit something so bluntly without giving a damn. Like, Bats, do you want some help? No, I'm just doing the activity like Martin & Flash said.

OH MY GOD

BATMAN IS THE LAST TO GO AND EVERYONES SO FUCKING WORRIED LIKE “wAIT, IF WE FIX THESE ISSUES, CAN WE MAKE YOU STOP BEING SUCH A GRUMPY ASSS?”

and superman is in the corner like. “It’s my time to shine.” BECAUSE THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY TO HELP AND GAIN BATMAN’S TRUST