USWNT Superlatives (part one of five)

Yearbook Superlatives (KagePro Edition)

Best Hair

99.9% sure that Marry’s hair are super smooth.

Best Eyes

Quite ironic because KagePro is about red-eyes-giving-power. But I’ll say Ayano. Because her eyes are full of compassion.

Best dressed

Momo, with all of her idol outfits.

Nicest Smile

Long hesitation between Seto and Ayano. But Seto won. Because … Just look at him!

Most Likely To Be President

You better like soda. He is the only sane one. Kinda.

Most Likely To Win A Nobel Peace Prize

FIGHT ME IF YOU DISAGREE! Haruka almost get it.

Most Likely To Get Caught Sleeping In Class

It’s a fact that she has some problems with sleep.And she actually falls asleep during summer classes instead of studying. So I’m sure she also sleeps in normal classes.

Most Likely To Die First In A Zombie Apocalypse

What do you mean by “you don’t even respect Hibiya anymore”? Let’s be honest. Almost put Shintaro in here, to be honest.

Most Likely To Get Bald

Stress is really bad… But Bald-Shintaro would be so scary…

Most Likely To Become Internet Famous

Worst than cats, ENE will conquer the internet!

Most Likely To Be Scared Of The Dark

I seriously headcanon this: Kido having a phobia of darkness.

Most Likely To Own A Dog

Please forgive me.

Most Likely To Wear Crocs

I’m not even sorry anymore.

Most Likely To Wear Flip Flops In The Snow

Konoha discovered flip flops. Konoha discovered snow. But Konoha still does not know that this is not a good pair.

Most Likely To End Up In Jail

Do I really need to explain why?

Has Imaginary Friends

Other headcanon of mine: at first, Seto believed that the voices he was hearing were his imaginary friends.

Scared Of Bugs

I can picture him being scared of bugs and Hiyori being unimpressed.

Closet Otaku

Again, do I need to explain why?

Worst Driver

Do not go driving while he is. I repeat. Do NOT drive at the same time than Kano!

Worst Cook

Her food is dangerous. She is better at eating food than making it.

Best Dancer

Sure you were expecting Momo here but friendly remind that she is super clumsy on stage. I can imagine Hiyori dancing perfectly on Momo’s songs.

Best Artist

It can’t be otherwise.

Best With Children

Best . Big . Sister . Ever .

Best Singer

Let’s give some light to the idol one.

Best Hugs

His hugs have the power to always make you happier.

Best Person To Be Stranded On An Island With

He will save you from anything and everything.

Biggest Gossip

Definitly! And with ENE, it’s even worse!

Biggest Flirt

Kano, you are everywhere.

Biggest Nerd

If you’re wondering why … Then, we haven’t watch/listen to the same KagePro.

Party Animal

If you want a good party, then ask him some help.

Class Clown

I can imagine him make you laugh in class … Just before killing you! 

Gravity is a Harsh Mistress

 Chapter 2 of my New Nalu collection:  Since Always 

Special thanks to @impracticaldemon for her support and superlative editing skills 


“Isn’t this great?” Natsu stretched and yawned. “Don’t you wish you’d agreed sooner?”

Lucy rolled her eyes, “Hmmpphh. Technically I didn’t agree, so much as I lost a bet.” She was lying on her back, with her side pressed against Natsu from head to toes. He’d given her the softer pillow and a matching blanket. The pillow he was using was actually just a case, lumpy with bulges and not very full. Happy was currently sleeping on Lucy’s feet.

Struggling to pull the cover up higher, she yanked harder and started the hammock swinging again. “Crap!” Lucy gave up on the blanket and muttered “Sorry!” at Happy, who grumbled at being kicked. Counting to ten, Lucy inhaled and exhaled several deep breaths. “Natsu? How can you be comfortable in this thing?”

“Weirdo. How can you not be comfortable?” He shifted his weight and started a gentle swinging motion. “Isn’t this relaxing?”

“Seriously? Natsu, you’ve got to be kidding - we’re squished together and I can’t get my blanket up any higher. Plus, Happy is cutting off the circulation to my feet and I think I gotta pee again.” Lucy struggled in frustration. “I gotta get up - I need to use the facilities.” She shifted her legs out from under the exceed and half fell, half jumped out of the hammock. Rubbing her bruised butt cheek, Lucy stumbled to the bathroom followed by Natsu’s laughter.

She returned shortly after to find Happy still pleased by her struggles.

“Natsu, Lucy is a terrible hammock sleeper,” Happy chortled. “Her butt was making the whole hammock sag.”

“Shut up cat!”

Happy flew out of reach of the irritated blonde and perched on one of the rafters.

“Calm down Luce! Jump back in and I’ll let you tell me a bedtime story.”

“Gee thanks, that’s so kind of you.” Lucy said a short prayer under her breath asking for deliverance from rude cats and obtuse boys. She threw a leg over and pushed down as she tried to leap into the hammock.

“Dammit! Get off me! You weigh a tonne!” Lucy had ended up flat on her back, covered with a half-naked best friend and his makeshift pillow. “You’ll have to help me in first again,” Lucy sighed. “I can’t even imagine why you’d want to have me sleep over when my bed is so much larger and more comfortable.”

Natsu rolled off Lucy and jumped to his feet, extending a hand. With a rueful grin, she allowed him to pull her to her feet. “Here’s your pillow!” Lucy picked it up by a corner, and then gasped as it spilled it’s contents all over the floor. Plain panties, fancy panties, new ones, old ones, assorted varieties, all having one common factor: they were Lucy’s panties - panties that had gone missing over the course of her friendship with Natsu.

“Run Natsu! I don’t wanna be an orphan!” Happy shouted, “I’d miss you!”

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Originally posted by leveraged-buyout

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