About Bryan Ko
Let me tell you something about Bryan Ko. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Kayla who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Bryan was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kayla, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, “Bryan, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re gay.” I mean I couldn’t have a gay at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a GAY. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.
And that’s why he needs to go to bed, also because it’s past his bedtime. <3