story idea

a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and after battles they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises

So in Civil War it seems like Peter doesn’t know what an AT-AT is but in Homecoming his room is covered in Star Wars stuff and he’s excited about building a Lego Death Star, so I’m choosing to believe that he’s just acting like he doesn’t know what a AT-AT is to play it cool around The Avengers.

anonymous asked:

So, I'm starting to write a collection of Superhero AU prompts and, I know your entire blog is basically prompts but....I was wondering could I get your opinion? You don't have to! It's perfectly fine! I just wondered if I could tell and if you had any suggestions? I mean the real ones I have are : Take better care of yourself!AU I'm the hero don't tell me to take care of myself!AU and You realise your hand is gonna hit the self destruction button like always? AU jokes on you hero,no button.

I freaking love superhero AUs. I know I have probably said this multiple times by now, but guys, seriously, I live for superhero AUs. Superhero/Villain dynamics is like, my weakness. I would be honored to toss in some au prompts for you! 


1. We used to be a partners but we got in a fight so you became a super villain but I know you hate being ‘evil’ and I know you are only doing it to spite me AU


2. I thought the Hero was supposed to leave the villain to die, but here we are, you awkwardly sitting beside me in the hospital with a bouquet of flowers and a ‘get well soon’ teddy bear AU 


3. You did what to my suit!?! . AU 


4. My dog/cat keeps running away and you keep finding them and I know you are technically my arch-nemesis but I think my pets in love with you??? AU 


5. I have been trying to find your civilian identity for years and it turns out you work at my kids school. How is the biggest villain in this city a school teacher?? AU


6. I know you are just trying to do your whole villain thing, but do you think you could like, not for once? I’d really like to enjoy my day off. AU


7. Who would have thought I’d be set up on a blind date with my biggest enemy. AU


8. Some journalist got a photograph of me saving your life instead of trying to kill you for once, and now half the city thinks we are secretly dating and I don’t know what to do. AU


9. I know this is kind of weird considering, you know, we hate each-other but could you pretend to date me for a night? You’re the only person I know that my friends won’t recognize and I don’t want them to figure out that I lied. AU 


10. I dont like this person, you don’t like this person. I know were like, sworn enemies, but what would you think about teaming up just to take them out? AU 


I hope you like them! If you need anything else, don’t hesitate to contact me! 

listen if a dude starts quizzing you about superheros and comic book shit to see if ur a “fake nerd girl” just be like “who would win in a fight squirrel girl or (literally anyone)” bc guess what the answer is always squirrel girl she can kick anyones ass remind him squirrel girl could kick his faves ass she kicked dr dooms ass, wolverines ass even thanos got his ass kicked by squirrel girl