story idea

a superhero story where the villain and the superhero are roommates and they keep making excuses to each other about why they are out all the time and after battles they stitch each other up after battles but neither has any idea that the other is their nemesis and they keep on having to lie to each other why they are covered in scratches and bruises

Dear Hollywood,

Can you please, PLEASE, just give me the poc-lesbians-in-space adventure movie starring Rosario Dawson and Zoe Saldana that the world (and I) both needs and deserves???? Like, pleasee??? Pretty please?????? I’ll trade you 3 (three) new Manly Attractive White Chris™’s to overexpose in exchange for it????

(sidenote if you can find [and I know you can] find talented poc-lesbian actors that would be even better but I know how you are with like, money and shit, and wanting ‘bankable stars’ so two brilliantly talented women like Rosario and Zoe would be a spectacular alternative for you, consider it a perfect compromise for your greediness and the worlds need for representation and fun Gay’s In Space™ movies)

listen if a dude starts quizzing you about superheros and comic book shit to see if ur a “fake nerd girl” just be like “who would win in a fight squirrel girl or (literally anyone)” bc guess what the answer is always squirrel girl she can kick anyones ass remind him squirrel girl could kick his faves ass she kicked dr dooms ass, wolverines ass even thanos got his ass kicked by squirrel girl