superheroes quotes

  • Hot Guy: Are you taken?
  • Tim: Yeah.
  • Tim: [glances at Jason]
  • Jason: [smiles]
  • Tim: For granted.
  • Jason: [whimpers]
The women whom I love and admire for their strength and grace did not get that way because their shit worked out. They got that way because shit went wrong, and they handled it. They handled it a thousand different ways on a thousand different days, but they handled it. Those women are my superheroes.
—  Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Doomfist: Do you have any villains I can kill?
  • Sombra: No! Don’t kill my villains!
  • Doomfist: I’m out of people to kill. Maybe I could take out a personal ad, “Tough man, looking for men to punish.”
  • Sombra: Yes! Oh god yes. I’ll run it for you. You should add “free service, completion guaranteed, very discreet.”
  • Doomfist: That’s great! Add that, you’re a good friend.
  • Sombra: But how will they know how tough you are? They need to know you’re in shape.
  • Doomfist: I could send a picture of me shirtless to run with the ad.
  • Sombra: This is the best day.
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  • Peter: Bro.
  • Ned: What bro?
  • Peter: Tell the whole world we're bros.
  • Ned *whispers*: We're bros.
  • Peter: Why'd you whisper bro?
  • Ned: Because you're my whole world bro.
  • Peter: Bro.