(A/N): This shitpost idea came into my head so I quickly made drabble on it, before I start working on my requests. I havn’t prof-read because this definitely isn’t a serious fic 😂
Warnings: IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! Also teenage pregnancy is not a joke!
Summary: You and Peter decide to have some harmless fun.
“G-g-guys, m-me and Peter n-need to t-t-tell you something…”
“It’s r-really important-t.” Peter adds on.
Peter has been living in the Avengers tower for about 5 months now and one week ago, the full Avengers team started a prank war. Now you hated getting pranked, but being able to prank your teammates… now that’s an opportunity you can’t miss. For this one you had to get your boyfriend, Peter, to do it with you. At first you were both hesitant because he can’t lie for shit, but after some practicing and a lot of encouragement, since this would be the best prank so far and he didn’t want to mess it up, you were standing there. Ready to deliver the lines that would supposedly ‘change their lives’ and yours. You inhaled deeply looking as nervous as possible, biting down extremely hard on your lip for extra effect. Peter was already blushing a deep cherry colour and was looking down at his fidgeting hands trying his best to fight an oncoming grin that made his soft lips twitch. Slowly exhaling the collected oxygen you look up directly at them, you say in a shaking vocie just above a whisper…
“W-we we h-have a child.”
That was it; you did it.
“What the fuck…” Bucky.
“YOU HAD SEX?” Steve.
“Where and when did this happen?!” Natasha.
Questions swarmed in hiting you both like bullets. You really had to fight a laugh, and just as you’re just about to crack, your face drops. Wanda. She’s smirking at you and Peter; she knows. Shit. You wish for her to stay quite, practically begging; this can’t be ruined. Please, please, please.
You act fast, using your super speed you whisper to her, “Wait a second. It will be worth it.” You don’t stop running and go to your room, as you get there you hear the worried shouts of not running while you’re pregnant. Ignoring the concerned calls you enter the room and pick up the large bowl filled with water from your bed side, that contains yours and Peter’s new 'child’; Nymphadora.
Yes, you named your rainbow fish after a metamorphosis from Harry Potter because Peter luckily lost a coin flip to name them Tony.Jr. Oh, and yes, Nymphadora is no-binary you have a full character profile on them.
Running as fast as you can so you don’t leave Peter hanging, you soon return by his side with Nymphadora saftly hidden behind your back.
“D-do you want t-t-to see?” You ask, not breaking the faqade. When they all turn silent and draw closer you look at Peter, silently asking if he’s ready for the backlash of this prank.
“Guys… this is our child: Nymphadora.” Peter grins as you smirk showing her for display. As the reaction settles in they all are flooded with a second of releif and Wanda busts out laughing, triggering the rage and envy of pranking them all… almost.
I think I’m projecting too hard on Marinette in this one lol.
Marinette felt like hell. Her head was pounding, her stomach was aching and it put her in a mood close to barfing. Her eyes were starting to get watery because of exhaustion and she could barely keep them open. With a frustrated sigh, she crawled herself up the stairs to her loft. Chat had been with her, busy playing some random otome game on his baton, but when Marinette reached her bed, she saw he was out cold, sleeping peacefully on her bed.
“Wakey, wakey, minou.” she called out, trying not to sound too much like a zombie.
Chat Noir just snored loudly.
She should probably wake him up. Send him home. Yeah, that’s what she was supposed to do. After she lays down. Ah, her pillow was so soft and her bed was so comfortable and Chat purring so relaxing. Right, she should wake him up.
“Soft kitty.” Marinette nuzzled his neck. “Wake kitty.” unconsciously, Chat wrapped and arm around her waist pulling her closer. Marinette’s eyes closed for good this time. “Purr, purr purr” she mumbled.
Just five minutes. She will wake him in five minutes. She will also get up in five minutes. Her eyes just needed a small break. She will be up and about immediately.
Needless to say, the previous sentences were pure bullshit. Marinette was out cold in five seconds flat, cuddling Chat Noir. Meanwhile, two figures appeared in the room and loomed over the bed, beginning to snap pictures. Without the blitz, of course. They were pros.
Tom and Sabine exchanged a knowing look. Honestly, if Marinette wanted to have her superhero secret boyfriend over she could have just asked. She had no subtility when it came to hiding people in her room. But they won’t drop the truth bomb on her. It was better to let Marinette do things in her own rhythm.
Once they arrived back at the Tower Friday released him on the Iron Man disassembly platform. “Thanks Fri.”
“Anything thing for you boss.” Tony grinned at his baby girl’s success. Fury was going to be pissed but honestly the genius couldn’t give two shits.
5 minutes later he was in the kitchen attempting to put something together to eat when a strong smell of Chinese food came from his far right. Turning around he saw Bruce standing in his lab coat with a brown paper bag clutched in his arms. “Come willingly and I’ll feed you.”
“Oh Brucie I’d do anything for you…” Bruce just grinned at him and gestured him closer. “By any chance did you happen to order me some lo mien?”
“I always knew you were my favorite.”
So for the next two hours Bruce was able to get Tony’s help on an experiment before he was stolen right from under his nose.
He wanted to blame Rhodes for being a sneaky fucker but he always did get a little tunnel vision when it came to his experiments.
It went a little like this….
Bruce was looking over some data points while Tony jotted down a few equations on a board across the room.
The billionaires phone buzzed, “Rhodey said he’s got a surprise for me but I only get it if I come now. You good if I leave?”
Bruce grunts, Tony leaves.
With Rhodey, “Damn Tones, what did you get yourself into this time?”
“I have no idea and it wasn’t even my fault!”
Tony was currently checking himself out in his bedroom mirror. Rhodey found him a cool new Iron Man t-shirt that he knew Tony would love. Which the genius did.
“Poor baby, should I take you to get coffee?”
“Um hell yes. What kind of question is that? Let’s go.”
They were walking down the street when the crowd around them started getting a little more rowdier than they already were.
“Man of Iron! I have come to claim you as my prize!” Swooping down Thor looped an arm around Tony before taking off.
“DAMNIT THOR!” Tony and Rhodey shouted at once.
It took Tony a few seconds of clinging to the ridiculous Demi-god before he had a realization. “I didn’t get my coffee!!”
Summary: Y/N is dead and she left three soul mates lost in their life. Word Count: 8040 Pairings: Clark Kent x Reader, Barry Allen x Reader, Bruce Wayne x Reader. WARNINGS: LOTS OF ANGST, swearing, making something against someone’s will (don’t know if that counts as a warning, but just in case) A/N: Sooo sorry for keeping you waiting, but ‘Good things come for those who wait!’ and here you have a little over EIGHT THOUSAND WORDS. I’m so proud of myself. ENJOY THE ANGST, DEARIES!
couldn’t keep your voice out of his head, just repeating time after time:
trust him, you didn’t think he would be there, you lost the faith you once had
on him… and it hurt like hell to know that you were right to lose your faith in
him. The video of your torturing and… eventual death had really affected him.
When he saw your death… he couldn’t stop crying because he had saved thousands
of unimportant girls falling off buildings but he wasn’t there to save you, the
love of his life, his true soulmate.
you and that was so clear at the beginning of your relationship, he just
couldn’t understand how it stopped to be clear. He used to show you much he
adored you, how much he loved you… until Lois appeared. He didn’t blame Lois,
of course he didn’t; he blamed himself.
You were a
miracle, that much he always knew. He used to think that he would never find
his soulmate in this world since he was from another one; no matter how much
Martha had insisted on how the color of the heartline clearly stated that his
soulmate was alive, he didn’t believe it. He thought he was condemned to be
alone for the rest of his life, until you came into the picture. One day you
just fell in the middle of the street and no one but him, offered to help you
get all of your papers back into their folders.
“Thanks” you smiled to him when he gave you the
“No problem, miss” he answered with a smile, too.
“I’m on a bit of a rush now, but I feel like I should really give you something
in exchange for your help, so would you like to go get a cup of coffee
sometime?” you mumbled this under your breath, afraid of him rejecting you… but
there was no way in hell he could reject someone as cute as you.
“Although I don’t think you need to thank me anymore, I would love to have a
cup of coffee” he smiled, hearing to your heartbeat going faster.
“Oh!” you answered surprised and then smiled the way he would soon just love
“Well, the name is Y/N and…” you said while placing down all of your papers
carefully just to take a blank sheet of paper “Do you have something to write
with?” you asked and he desperately searched in his pockets for his pen, to
finally give it to you when he found it a minute later “Thanks!” you said
whilst you scribbled something down on the paper. When you finished, you gave
him both the paper and the pen. He took them a little bit confused and watched
you as you took your folders from the floor “And that is my phone number… um,
sorry, but what’s your name again?” you asked a little embarrassed. He found
you to be extremely fascinating.
“Clark, my name’s Clark Kent” he stretched his hand as a reflex.
“It’s a pleasure to meet you Clark” you said while grabbing his hand.
The moment your hand touched his, you both felt like an electric current going
down your bodies. You both looked down to your laced hands and saw how one of
your heartlines from your right hand illuminated, while his left one shined as
bright as yours.
“Seems like the pleasure is all mine, Y/N” he smiled, still holding your hand.
“It also seems like that coffee is going to be moved to right now” you answered
with a glint in your eyes.
“I thought you were in a hurry?”
“I was just going to meet my publisher, no big deal. We can meet tomorrow after
I learned everything about my new found soulmate” your smile was making his heart
“I would love to tell you everything about me, if you correspond” he said being
a little flirty. In reality, he would wait a couple of months to tell you his
secret. After all, he wouldn’t want to scare you.
“You just got yourself a deal” you winked at him while grabbing your phone to
tell your publisher you wouldn’t make it.
Imagine going to a barbecue with Sebastian. His gym friends are like family to him, so he’s so excited for you to meet everyone - and to have everyone meet you. They welcome you with open arms, making sure to include you in all the day’s activities. Don even lets you handle the Instagram live videos for a while, as long as you promise not to linger too long on your superhero boyfriend.
^ tbh this scene had me cryinggggg. His tears looked so genuine.
Relationship: Peter Parker x Reader
Summary: Peter and Reader are out on a date. Peter’s spidey senses aren’t quick enough in an attack causing the Reader to die… won’t say how so read (,:
Warnings: Swearing cause I love swearing IRL. Plus Tom swears too :,) Mentions of death. Angst,sadness, all the :( emotions. I cried while writing it. I’m just emotionally unstable but..I still cried like a lil bitchh.
Word Count:1,219 (so short :,( I’m sorry you guys..)
A/N: Writing this while i’m doing leg press and leg workouts. This has no connection to my Deadly Sins post btw :)
“Peter! Let me go” you laugh trying to get out of his grip.
“You can never escape the clutches of your precious boyfriend” he teases tickling you more. You had no strength compared to his Spidey strength.
Tonight was your date night and Peter always tried making it fun for the both of you. We graduated High School together six months ago. Peter was going to have to leave Queens and join the Avengers. You knew it was going to be hard without him being around. He distracted you from your awful life at home. Peter made your life seem a lot brighter than the dull one you have. He distracted you from depression and abusive parents.
Even though Peter’s identity was figured out when a villain attacked him at school our senior year. Mr. Stark had to announce he was joining the Avengers as Spider-Man. Sure people at school freaked but it wasn’t insane. He didn’t get that much attention besides having to move to a new place with his Aunt May for their safety.
Life was good with Peter, you wouldn’t want it any other way.
“I love you babygirl” Peter grins bringing your hand up and kissing the back of your palm. The gesture immediately bringing a smile to your face. The two of you walked to your favorite spot in the park. Hand in hand,enjoying each others touch. Peter’s cheeks turn a light shade of pink after you place a kiss to his cheek.
This is for the anon who asked for possessive Tony recs to go with my possessive Steve reclist :) There were fewer of those than I would have liked, so I decided to combine possessive/jealous Tony into one list, hope that’s okay!
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Falling Into You by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc): Tony and Steve end up as fuck buddies after the events of The Winter Soldier until Steve calls it off. When Loki’s spell wipes all of Steve’s memories since the last time Loki was in town, Tony decides it will be so much easier to just not tell Steve they had something of a relationship. Spoiler: It isn’t.
Or, how Steve fell in love with Tony and forgot about it, and how Tony fell in love with Steve and realized it.
Cheeseburgers, Tech and Steve by LagLemon: Steve’s known that there are other worlds out there; he just hasn’t paid much attention to them. Living with Bucky and helping out the Avengers is a full time job, and he doesn’t have time to daydream about things like that when he can hear about them at work. When they get called in to investigate the appearance and deaths of Incubi and Succubi Civil War survivors, they find that a portal has been opened between their two worlds. Wanting to do the right thing, Steve offers to go through and talk to those in charge - only he didn’t count on getting stuck on the other side of the portal.
Once he’s back on earth, though, he’s got a whole new problem on his hands. An annoyingly brilliant Incubus has followed him back and he’s left to deal with the mess all by himself.
Suitable For Your Eyes Only by LadyDeBrief: Sometimes Tony has to rescue Steve, who can’t help but attract trouble. It’s understandable when he makes his Army uniform look that damn good, but not acceptable. Everyone else gets to look, but only Tony gets to touch. Oh, how he loves to touch.
Labels by annanndstann (@annanndstann): Clint moves into the tower and notices that Tony really likes labels.
He Tells Me Worship In The Bedroom by Pandemic: "Tony has dreams, sometimes. Dreams of tying Steve up, of having him splayed out like a god at altar so Tony can pay worship to each individual cell that makes Steve who he is. He wants to break him apart and put him back together in divine adulation that would leave them both shaking.“
Anachronism by Pandemic: "Tony only remembers waking in hospital, and refusing to ask about Steve. It was impossible, Steve had no choice but to be alive. He would not grace the alternative with a whisper of thought.”
A Higher Form of War by sabrecmc (@sabrecmc): Tony is a King with a surprising number of people out to kill him. Steve and the rest of the Avengers are fighting for Pierce’s rebellion and end up with Tony as their prisoner. Oops.Basically one of those bodice-ripping romance novels I don’t read (ahem) but with far more gay.
Inevitable by Naxa1818 (@stony1818): After Tony lost a bet to Steve he has to go through a week of basic training. If only he hadn’t just had a revelation about the super soldier. It was going to be a long week.
Tony vs Kitten by kellebelle: Steve finds a kitten and brings it to the tower. Tony does not get jealous of this kitten at all. Nope.
can’t help it if it’s true by allourheroes: Tony thinks he’s finally caught on to the big secret of Steve and Bucky, but he might not be the genius he’s always thought himself to be. In fact, he might be the biggest idiot in the tower if the way Steve eyes him–which just so happens to be the same way Bucky and Sam eye each other–is anything to go by.
When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center.”
Boyfriends, compromises and learning to like oneself. (Main pairing is Clint/Bucky, with some A+ Steve/Tony content).
Coffee into Theorems by BladeoftheNebula: When Natasha actually smiles at Barnes and Barnes in return gets to call her ‘Nat’ without being killed in a scary and extremely painful way, Tony decides Barnes hasn’t just encroached on his territory, he’s fucking invaded and set up a new regime.
Or: In which Tony acquires a family, then a Steve, and then Bucky Barnes returns from the dead to ruin Tony’s life.