- Bucky:what the fuck is with all the food in this century. why would you take the caffeine out of coffee. why does coke taste wrong. you shits. you bastards. i can’t even smoke in the goddamn restaurants. this century is terrible
- Sam:*replaces all the soda in the house with diet* *switches out the coffee with decaf* *leaves passive-aggressive pamphlets on the dangers of smoking everywhere* oh wait until you find out what we did to hotdogs
My uncle wrote Man of Steel, so I'm sorry you hate it so vehemently.