random barca moments

write in the tags how many you remember!

  1. busi’s last minute goal against valencia (14/15)
  2. preseason training where the players ran around in giant inflated balls (16/17)
  3. the rakitic razzler (16/17)
  4. after copa del rey 15/16 when the players were taking a group photo and suarez was hopping over on one leg and delfina was copying him (15/16)
  5. lucho’s “abracadabra” (15/16)
  6. claudio bravo’s “ehhh ahhhh” (14/15)
  7. the supercup against sevilla where pedro scored the winner and we all cried (15/16)
  8. when cruyff passed away and we all cried (15/16)
  9. when we were playing atleti and jordi bore down on arda “like a squirrel-faced hellbeast” and stole the ball from him (14/15)
  10. when jordi got hit by the linesman’s flag (14/15)
  11. jordi not being able to look when messi took a penalty against valencia in 14/15
  12. when suarez gave messi grumpy pyjamas (15/16)
  13. pique’s iconic emoji tweet after the cheryshev incident (15/16)
  14. messi’s copa del rey wondergoal against athletic (14/15)
  15. neymar 100% jesus (14/15)
  16. messi and suarez revealing they sit down to pee (16/17)
  17. when the players accidentally walked into the getafe press room dressed in halloween costumes (15/16)
  18. when messi followed chelsea on instagram (14/15)
  19. that ter stegen save vs bayern (14/15)
  20. neymar’s wonder goal against villarreal (15/16)
  21. sergi roberto’s backheel assist (15/16)
  22. sergi roberto’s surging forward run to assist the first goal of the 0-4 (15/16)
  23. when we played city and messi rolled on the ground bc he was so done (15/16)
  24. when xavi fought neymar on the treble tour bus (14/15)
  25. when a fan gave msn hamburgers (14/15)
  26. at the bdo ceremony when cristiano and anto shook hands and neymar looked ready to kill someone which led to the most awkward photo ever (15/16)
  27. when messi tackled pepe to the ground (15/16)
  28. rafinha and his bonsai (14/15)
  29. pique thanking kevin roldan for the treble (14/15)
  30. barca’s offside trap against psg (14/15)
  31. when messi used the ref to get past a celta player (15/16)
  32. during april’s fools’ day when the squad stuck a paper stickman on aleix’s shirt (15/16)
  33. the crisis (14/15)
  34. when we were apparently buying paul pogba (15/16)
  35. dani going down an escalator head first (14/15)
  36. when aleix scored his first goal and everybody laughed (16/17)
  37. busi admitting that football is better than sex (15/16)
  38. barca players and family all going to port aventura together (15/16)
  39. when ney was stepping on a ball and luis kicked it from him then ney almost murdered him (16/17)
  40. the squad celebrating valencia’s goal against rm so loudly that it could be heard in lucho’s press conference (14/15)

look how cute is this: a champion crying because he has given his best but failed a penalty kick, being comforted by a whole team. you know, he is one of the best forwards in europe but just can’t handle the fact that he can still do something bad to a team that truly loves him. i love this because i love that a young, strong & talented kid is bounded to a shirt this much, that he just can’t hide the pain he feels in a loss like this one against milan tonight. i’m so glad dybala is a part of a team i love with my whole heart. hope he’ll stay forever.

Good things that happened to Fc Barcelona players - 2016

- Marc Bartra got signed to BVB and is as happy as never 💞
- Marc & Melissa are getting married 👰💫💍
- Dani Alves signed with Juve but each Brazukas reunion is melting our hearts
- Messi scored 50 goals for FC Barcelona and 8 goals for Argentina
-  Luis Suarez scored 40 goals in La Liga and a total of 59 overall
- Luis Suarez  became the Top Goalscorer
- Fc Barcelona won the :
- La Liga
- Copa Del Rey
- UEFA Super Cup
- FIFA Club World Cup
- Supercopa de España
- European Supercup
- MSN is still better than your faves
- Rafinha got more time to play 🙌
- Rafinha scored 5 goals in 5 games …Messi watch out,Rafael is coming for your ass
- Arda did not come to play with you hoes he came to slay
- Pique says that El Clasico turns him on
- Pique STILL is petty and shady on Twitter
- Denis Suarez was sent by the angels to bless us with his good looks
- Umtiti and Rafa seem to be best friends
- Also Rafa and Ter Stegen - TERFINHA AYEEE
- Let’s not forget about NEYFINHA
- Ney & Rafa kept nagging each other
- Rafa kept hitting everyone around him with his phone
- Don Andres is still raising the others bcs they are still kids
- Pique wants to become president
- Xavi & Puyol still give us hope
- Ter Stegen was given to us by God Himself to save our asses
- Ney & Rafa gracefully represented Brazil at the Olympics
- Ney lead Brazil to the Gold Medal
- Neyfinha matching tattoos and blonde hair
- Fc Barcelona sucked the life out of Lucho so prayers up for his hairline.

SUMMERY: FC Barcelona is still the best and yall can stay mad.


“I have defects, but I am sincere and I am honest - although sometimes I think that people are not prepared to listen and discuss truths. I like to have personality, like in the way I dress. I think being normal is a bit boring. The club gives us a car, and mine is always the one with the most colour. I like those type of things. I’m a “good crazy” kind - a crazy, good guy. I am someone who makes the most of life.  I am in favour of life. My life is free. I have rules to follow in football, but I feel free to play, to create. I live my craziness!”

8 years. 21 goals. 102 assists. 6 La Liga Championships. 4 Copas del Rey. 4 Supercopas de España. 3 Champions Leagues. 3 UEFA Supercups. 3 FIFA World Cups. ∞ Memories.


Marco Reus (born 31 May 1989 in Dortmund, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Northwestern Germany) is a professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder/winger for the German Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund and the German national football team. He’s known for his versatility, speed, and technique. He spent his youth career at Borussia Dortmund, prior to leaving for Rot Weiss Ahlen, and has played for 3 clubs in his senior career, most notably Borussia Mönchengladbach of the German Bundesliga. He plays primarily as a left attacker for BVB; however, he is capable of playing on the right also and through the middle, due to his ability to closely control the ball with both feet. 2012 was his most successful season when, scoring 18 and assisting 8, he helped Mönchengladbach secure a place in the UEFA Champions League. He agreed to a move to his home club Borussia Dortmund at the end of that season. With them, he won the 2013 DFL-Supercup. He was Footballer of the Year in 2012 and was on the UEFA team in 2013. Franz Beckenbauer spoke about him, saying, “… as a classic duo there is nobody better than the prolific Reus and Götze.” In 2013, he was ranked as the 4th-best footballer in Europe by Bloomberg.