Batman headcanon that trolling big brother Dick likes to tease Tim and Kon by yelling ‘handcheck’ anytime the two are within three feet of each other. So basically all the time. Tim, of course is horribly embarrassed and hides his face in his hands. Kon doesn’t get it at first but becomes upset by it because it very clearly upsets Tim. He slips in the comment whenever possible: during mission briefs, while the teens are hanging out, sometimes in the middle of battle.
One day, he’s looking for Tim and someone mentions he saw him and Kon go into the lounge. With his smart retort on his lips, he accidently walks in on Tim and Kon in a passionate make-out session. The boys freeze as Nightwing walks in. With a serious expression, Dick gives them a thumbs up.
“It’s about time you two started using your hands for something useful. Keep up the good work Kon. Remember Timmy likes it when you play with his hair.” He walked out of the room only to pop back in with a stern expression. “Oh and break my baby brother’s heart and kryptonite will be the least of your worries.” He then leaves the flushed couple to their business. He stops the handcheck jokes but instead just beams proudly at the two of them when they’re together. Tim honestly doesn’t know which is more embarrassing.
Okay Superman has the most notoriously bad secret identity/disguise (yes he just takes off the glasses. no people don’t recognize him) but Superboy takes it a step further. He literally just puts on a different shirt. Supey you are not even trying at this point.
June 6 and 7 is Special Edition New York and I will be there with my new print this year. Last year it was the Bat Fam and this year is the Superman Fam coloured by the very talented Irma Kniivila. Come by and say hi and I hope to see you all there!