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Me: *cries like a beached whale in the stands during the Super Bowl.

Person beside me: wow, you’re really emotional over this game.

Me: *hiccuping through sobs* YES, MY CHILDREN ARE UP TONIGHT AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE HOW TALENTED AND AMAZING THEY ARE.

Person beside me: Oh my! Your boys are in the NFL?

Me:

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i held my breath as Mr. Clean’s face leaned into mine, his bright blue orbs seemingly staring into the dark depths of my soul. he whispered with a smile, just barely hovering over my lips. “use magic eraser to get out those tough stains” my body shuddered in pleasure.