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Right Shark has crisp, coordinated moves.
Left Shark is me on Monday mornings.

Good thing there’s no Monday next week!  Happy 3 Day Weekend!

Superbowl announcer: And now, Idina Menzel singing the National Anthem.
Idina: … 
audience:
Idina: …
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Idina:  LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM, I FOUND MYSELF IN A DESERT CALLED CYBERLAND, IT WAS HOT, MY CANTEEN HAD SPRUNG A LEAK AND I WAS…THIRSTY.  OUT OF THE ABYSS WALKED A COW, ELSIE, AND I ASKED IF SHE HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK. SHE SAID “I’M FORBIDEN TO PRODUCE MILK IN CYBERLAND WE ONLY DRINK DIET COKE.” SHE SAID “ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP OVER THE MOON, THEY’VE CLOSED EVERYTHING REAL DOWN LIKE BARNS AND TROUGHS AND PERFORMANCE SPACES AND REPLACED IT ALL WITH LIES AND RULES AND VIRTUAL LIFE, BUT THERE IS A WAY OUT.”.(leap of faith, leap of faith, leap of faith, leap of faith) “ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP OVER THE MOON. I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. IT’S LIKE I’M BEING TIED TO THE HOOD OF A YELLOW RENTAL TRUCK  BEING PACKED IN WITH FERTILIZER AND FUEL OIL. PUSHED OVER A CLIFF BY A SUICIDAL MICKEY MOUSE. IV'E GOT TO GOT TO GOT TO FIND A WAY TO JUMP OVER THE MOON. ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP OVER THE MOON.” THEN A LITTLE BULL DOG ENTERED, HIS NAME WE HAVE LEARNED WAD BENNY. AND ALL THOUGH HE ONCE HAD PRINCIPLES HE ABANDONED THEM TO LIVE AS A LAP DOG TO A WEALTHY DAUGHTER OF THE REVOLUTION. Ah-one-two-three. “THAT’S BULL” he said “EVER SINCE THE CAT TOOK UP THE FIDDLE THAT COW’S BEEN…JUMPY. THE DISH AND THE SPOON WERE EVICTED FROM THE TABLE AND ELOPED SHE’S HAD TROUBLE WITH THAT MILK AND THE MOON EVER SINCE. MAYBE IT’S A FEMALE THING. cAUSE WHO’D WANNA LIVE IN CYBER LAND ANYWAY? WALLS AIN’T SO BAD, THE DISH AND THE SPOON FOR INSTANCE THEY WERE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK. KNOCKED ON THE DOGHOUSE DOOR” I said “NOT IN MY BACK YARD UTENSILS, GO BACK TO CHINA!” (be-de-bong) “THE ONLY WAY IS UP” Elsie whispered to me “A LEAP OF FAITH, STILL THIRSTY?” PARCHED “HAVE SOME MILK” I lowered my self beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk i’d ever tasted “CLIMB ON BOARD!! she said. AND AS A HARVEST MOON ROSE OVER CYBERLAND WE REARED BACK. WE SPRUNG INTO A GALLOP LEAPING OUT OF ORBIT, I AWOKE SINGING (leap of faith, leap of faith, leap of faith leap of faith) "ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP OVER THE MOON. ONLY THING TO DO IS JUMP OVER THE MOON OVER THE MOON OVER THE…MOO..MOOOO...MOOO..MOO WITH ME! COME ON, SIR? YES. THANK YOU. MOO WITH ME. MOOOOOOOOO. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MOOOOOOOO. THANK YOU.